Bob: As long as we are engaged in wishful thinking, what about extending the deal to include the following: Justin Raimondo for Secretary of Defense; Becky Akers for Secretary of Transportation; Will Grigg to head up the Justice Department; and Karen De Coster to be Secretary of Health and Human Services? We could then have a lottery, with people betting on which of these cabinet appointees would be the first to shut down their entire department and turn off all the lights in their buildings!

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