Writes humorist Andy Borowitz: “At the White House, aides said that writing a letter of such length to President Bush, who is known for his extreme distaste for reading, was the most provocative act Mr. Ahmadinejad could have possibly committed.”

“In Tehran, President Ahmadinejad said he was ‘taken aback’ by Mr. Bush’s refusal to read an 18-page letter, but said that all his future communications to the U.S. president would be in short, easy-to-read instant-messaging format.

“In his first IM to President Bush, released to the press today, President Ahmadinejad writes, ‘Am building nukes. R U angry? LOL.'”

Thanks to Lew himself for the link.

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