In an article entitled, “X-Ray Scans at Airports Leave Lingering Worries” (hmmm—ain’t no “lingering” about it: some of the porno-scanners dose victims with radiation; others use a technology that’s so new no one knows its long-term effects on human flesh), the New York Times advises, “If you are pregnant or think you may be pregnant, tell a T.S.A. agent. You may be allowed to pass through a metal detector without additional screening.”

I highly doubt this appeal to basic decency and humanity will move LaWanda; after all, she has no heart, no conscience, and no brain. But if you absolutely must fly and you’re the appropriate age, try it and see what happens.

Sadly, I suspect you’ll prove yet again the Slimes’ affection for nonsense as well as the TSA’s criminality. Your safest course, as always so long as this vile agency exists, is to shun commercial aviation. Don’t fly.

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