Now Hiring the Tax Policeby
Manuel Lora Uncle Sam Needs You! The tax police* are now seeking lowly qualified applicants to fill a range of positions around the nation. Applicants must show proficiency in the following skills:
Perks include full federal benefits, immunity from prosecution, a guaranteed job as long as the government exists, free audit protection for all employees and unlimited access to your fellow citizen's financial information. The tax police operate under a meritocratic rewards system: the more you collect, the higher your salary gets and opportunities exist at all levels – from Tax Return Inspector to Regional Confiscator all the way to Global Plunderer. If you are clueless and are seeking a parasitic existence, act now! Call today and request a free application packet. Bureaucrats are standing by 24 hours a day. For more information stop by your friendly tax office or visit our web site. Take a stand and do what's right for your country. *The tax police are an Equal Opportunity Exploiter. August 15, 2007 Manuel Lora [send him mail] works at Cornell University as a TV and multimedia producer. Visit his blog. Copyright © 2007 LewRockwell.com |
