National Exercise Initiative
by
Manuel Lora
by Manuel Lora
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Millions of
people in the U.S. do not get enough exercise. This precarious situation
causes many grave problems such as escalating health care costs
and reduced lifetime. Thus, it is the purpose of this short but
informative essay to propose a new and progressive method to eradicate
laziness and promote a healthy and productive lifestyle: mandatory
exercise.
Well, why not?
No one can seriously deny that working out is good for you. Cardiovascular
exercise, as well as a balanced diet, is a very important part of
keeping healthy. The more we have of it, the better.
Surely the
opponents of this proposal would say that it is a "violation of
rights" to make people exercise. Yet I find that logic faulty and
also very dangerous. For if something is done for your own good,
then how can it really violate rights? A healthy society is a functional
society. The whims of a recalcitrant few should not override the
wishes of the majority. In fact, if this majority wants to be in
shape, then so be it.
My proposal
would call for all men and women (and children over the age of 10)
to be entered into a federal gym database where their progress towards
health could be monitored and accounted for. The system would be
devised by the best scientists and physical education specialists
of the country and would probably include a required number of completed
credits per month as well as demerits issued for anyone falling
behind their required workout quota.
Now, let's
be realistic. There's no way that this is going to work because
there will be some who simply refuse to exercise. Our world has
always had societal parasites; this is no exception. Not all is
lost, however. My National Exercise Initiative (called also "NACI"
for short) would account for the lazy, the sick and the very old.
Under my plan, the IRS would be entitled to access the NACI database
and remove tax breaks and credits. The additional funding will go
into building new exercise facilities. It takes a village to mold
our young ones into tomorrow's workers, and no child should be left
behind. Those who are unwilling or unable to participate should
bear the costs and pay their fair share. May their dereliction of
duty serve the more important greater good.
I
urge our legislators to pay attention to this humble servant and
enact the policy hereby suggested as soon as possible. The survival
of our society, indeed the survival of our species, depends upon
this. Do it for the children ... for our future. Do not let us down!
Of course
I don't really advocate any of the above, but some politician out
there has already thought about it or will think about it. Reject
the "For Your Own Good Mentality" for only the individual can really
know what's best for him.
June
11, 2007
Manuel
Lora [send him mail]
works at Cornell University as a TV and multimedia producer. Visit
his blog.
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