José, Can You See?
by
Jack Kenny
by Jack Kenny
DIGG THIS
SURPRI-ISE!
The government has convinced a red white and true blue, no doubt
patriotic, all-American jury that former "dirty bomber" José Padilla
had been conspiring, or at least aspiring to conspire, with those
devils, the al-Qaeda, to wage a war of terror against America the
Beautiful, Our Country 'Tis of Thee from Sea to Shining Sea, while
the storm clouds gather, so help us, George!
According to
all the news reports, the evidence the government produced consisted
primarily of Padilla's fingerprints all over an application form
from someone seeking admission to an al-Qaeda training camp. Anyone
smell a rat here?
They have application
forms for that? In what language(s)? Do they send them through the
U.S. mail? Heck, why don't they just take out ads in the "Help Wanted"
section of our major metropolitan newspapers? ("I got my job through
the New York Times." Muhammad Ossama Jihadist)
I can only
imagine what an al-Qaeda application form is like: "My main interest
is: (Check as many as apply)
- Hijacking
- Beheading
- Car bombing
- Bus bombing
- Arson
- Torture
- Propaganda
- Other (Please
specify)
"Please list
any specialized training you may have received."
Do they contact
the applicant's high school or college and request a transcript?
What about references? At least three, perhaps? I would think they'd
want to hear from the applicant's chemistry teacher. Does al-Qaeda
go to job fairs and set up recruiting posters? "Uncle Osama wants
YOU!"
Sorry, but
this appears to me to be a Washington bureaucrat's idea of how al-Qaeda
must operate – someone who probably thinks al-Qaeda has a civil
service department (the death benefits must add up considerably),
not to mention an affirmative action program. Does the EEOC know
about these applications?
Perhaps some
of these questions may come up on appeal. What's important now is
that the Bush regime, perpetrators of the great Bush War II (or
world War IV in the "neocon" lexicon) is off the hook. At least
in the Padilla case, the regime can no longer be charged with violating
human rights (Human Who?) by imprisoning someone indefinitely, without
charges, without trial, without legal counsel ('cause who needs
counsel when you're not charged with anything, right?) without anything
remotely resembling due process of law since the days of Magna Carta.
Because when
it comes to the guarantees enshrined in the Bill of Rights, our
fat-between-the-ears Republican friends, especially those sham "conservatives"
of the neo-nuthouse persuasion, may be counted on to not give a
damn AT ALL! There are at least four kinds of respect today's politicos
and their Dr. Strangelove theoreticians among the nuthouse "conservatives"
have for the Constitution of the United States of America: zero,
zilch, nada and none – five, if you count "not a damn bit!"
Meanwhile,
our borders remain unsecured, our hapless government officials would
be the last to know who's entering the country, legally or otherwise,
and the know-all, tell-all bureaucrats in our Disneyland on the
Potomac are sending agricultural subsidies to "farmers" who have
been dead for years. And Michael "ET" Chertoff (from WHAT planet?)
of the Department of Bushland Security ("Bushland, Bushland über
alles!") may soon be nominated by His Imperial Majesty to be the
next attorney general of the United States.
Help us, Lord!
August
29, 2007
Manchester, NH, resident Jack Kenny [send
him mail] is a freelance writer.
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