Tales
From an Academic Looney Bin
by
Thomas J. DiLorenzo
by Thomas J. DiLorenzo
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Three
or four years ago my friend Professor Paul Gottfried asked me if
the cultural Marxists (CMs) had taken over Loyola College yet and
ruined the scholarly atmosphere there, as they have at so many other
institutions of higher education. My answer at that time was no,
although there have been sightings. One or two CMs had apparently
received a government grant that they were using to pay a few faculty
to listen to them explain how to "infuse" their left-wing
ideology into all of their classes, but no one seemed to take them
very seriously. My economics department colleagues assured me that
the proper approach was just to ignore these lunatics.
Shortly
after that conversation with Professor Gottfried the CMs took over
and began acting, well, like lunatics. I learned from the local
media that the former academic vice president had rejected an applicant
for a top job because the applicant "wasn’t black enough."
The job was academic vice president for diversity and the interviewee
was an African-American man with very impressive credentials. According
to news reports, this man was told that he was well qualified, but
that the College preferred an African-American with somewhat darker
skin.
So here
was a man who had probably been discriminated against in employment
during his lifetime who had reached the peak of his professional
career, and was interviewing for what was probably his dream job.
And he is told he wasn’t getting the job, once again, because of
his skin color. And you probably thought "lunatic" was
too strong a word.
The new
academic vice president introduced himself to the business school
faculty in August 2007 by looking around the room of about 60 faculty
members and declaring that there were too many white guys in the
room. He said his top priority over the succeeding five years was
to do something about that. Sensitivity training, anyone? My initial
thought was: How is this different from the academic bureaucrat
who may have entered a similar room sixty years ago and declared,
"there are too many black guys in here, and I intend to change
that"?
His exact words
were a combination of white liberal guilt and political correctness.
"There are too many people in this room who look like me,"
he said, after which he expressed his everlasting love and devotion
to all that matters in academe these days: "diversity"
(the mating call of the contemporary academic bureaucrat). Two faculty
members asked if all this extreme devotion to "diversity"
included diversity of ideas, but the question went unanswered. (To
end the suspense, the answer is unequivocally "no.")
The CMs
have taken over the hiring process, instructing academic departments
to merely provide them with unranked lists of acceptable candidates
for interviews. They will then choose which candidates are
invited for campus interviews after a proper, politically-correct
vetting process. We have been told to ignore whether or not a candidate’s
research interests are similar to others in the department. Scientific
synergy, like everything else, plays second fiddle to achieving
the correct conglomeration of skin colors on campus.
Perhaps
the dumbest "advice" that has come from the CMs is that
when interviewing say, an Italian-American job candidate, we are
not to take him or her to dinner at an Italian restaurant. That
would possibly be "bigoted," we are told. In other words,
don’t use Baltimore’s famous "Little Italy" section of
town, with all of its great restaurants, as a selling point to an
Italian who we are trying to persuade to move to Baltimore. Only
an academic bureaucrat with a Ph.D. could say something so foolish.
There’s
always plenty of nonsense to chuckle at in academe. For years, I
have been entertained by the spectacle of a Catholic College making
such wide use in the classroom of The Communist Manifesto
and other works of Karl Marx, who was of course an atheist and one
of religion’s biggest enemies. I myself use The Communist Manifesto
in my "Capitalism and its Critics" course, but I treat
it as an historical document. One of my students once told me that
that was the fourth time he had been assigned to read it, and that
the other three professors treated the Manifesto not as an
historical document but as a roadmap for the future! Social justice
at last!
There’s
nothing wrong with this, of course, for those of us who believe
in academic freedom. Loyola College is quite open-minded about certain
controversial views. An outspoken atheist was invited to speak on
campus last year, and the Jesuits even held a conference on atheism.
They have also given prestigious commencement day awards to famous
pro-abortion politicians, including Rudy Giuliani and Senator Barbara
Mikulski.
Loyola
College is so open-minded about some things that it even associates
itself (inadvertently, I assume) at times with publications that
advertise and even advocate sexual debauchery. A colleague of mine
in another department recently published a book on the history of
tattoos which was given the "book of the year" award by
the Baltimore City Paper, one of those left-wing "alternative"
papers that are found in most larger cities. The College
made a very big deal of this, issuing press releases and celebrating
the award on the College Web page. This was another one of those
chuckle-at-the-lunacy moments for me, for I am familiar with the
Baltimore City Paper. The classifieds of this paper are filled
with ads for "escort services," "Oriental massage,"
and local strip joints including "Larry Flynt’s Hustler Club,"
which is located on the notorious "block" in downtown
Baltimore.
Atheists,
communists, and abortion activists are all welcomed at Loyola College,
but there is one category that is not: defenders of capitalism –
the system that allows the parents of Loyola College students to
accumulate enough wealth to pay those hefty tuition bills every
year, and which provides the means of success for the College’s
non-stop fund-raising drives. Defenders of capitalism may exist
on campus, but it is clear that such views are not welcomed or appreciated.
I learned this recently after John Allison, the CEO and Chairman
of the Board of BB&T, contacted me and offered me a $350,000
grant for a program on "The Moral Foundations of Capitalism."
The BB&T Foundation funds such programs at numerous universities,
including at least one other Jesuit school that I know of, Wheeling
Jesuit College.
The BB&T
Foundation generously offered to pay for the purchase of enough
copies of the famous novel Atlas Shrugged by Ayn Rand for
all of the students in the Sellinger School of Business and Management
where I teach. I was told by the former dean that that would not
be acceptable, however, because people might believe that Atlas
Shrugged was "the official view of Loyola College."
There’s that academic lunacy again. I responded by pointing out
that, every year, a "common text" is chosen and given
to every incoming freshman, and then the text is discussed during
freshman orientation and throughout the year. And no one, I argued,
has ever assumed that what was in those books was "the official
view" of the College.
After
about a month I received a different excuse for not allowing me
to give away free copies of Atlas
Shrugged to Loyola undergraduates: Ayn Rand was an atheist,
and the powers that be apparently feared that the public would think
that Loyola College was promoting atheism. This of course was just
as nonsensical as the first excuse I was given. No one with
an I.Q. above ten (Oops! Am I allowed to say "I.Q."?!)
would believe that Loyola College was promoting atheism by allowing
its students to read Atlas Shrugged any more than they would
believe this upon learning that a well-known atheist was invited
to speak on campus last year. And who knows what the religious (or
anti-religious) views of all the hundreds of textbook authors are?
I did get
the grant, after several months of haggling with the bureaucracy.
At that point BB&T was very anxious to publicize the grant locally,
and well they should be. I naïvely assumed that Loyola College would
also be anxious to publicize it, since it is probably the largest
single grant ever received by any business-school faculty member,
and it comes from one of top-ten financial institutions in America
(in terms of assets). (The genesis of the grant is that John Allison
liked my book, How
Capitalism Saved America, so much that he suggested to all
of his senior managers that they read it. He then contacted me personally
about the grant.)
As
I said, I stupidly thought that all of this could be good publicity
for the school of business at Loyola College. After paying a visit
to the College PR department to get the ball rolling on a press
release I was told by the new dean that Father Brian Linnane, the
president of the College, had forbidden them from publicizing the
grant. This is when I realized that the CMs had not only infiltrated
Loyola College but had taken total control. They not only attempt
to make it difficult for faculty to express opposing viewpoints,
but have proven that they are willing to take extreme measures of
orchestrating vicious smear and slander attacks on dissenters from
their "orthodoxy," as they did when my good friend Professor
Walter Block recently lectured on campus at my invitation.
Today’s college
students are not being taught the value of academic freedom and
the freedom of inquiry at Loyola College and at most other colleges
and universities. They are being taught a set of politically-correct,
left-wing platitudes that are given a semi-religious aura. They
are also apparently being taught that it is appropriate to conduct
themselves like little fascist barbarians whenever a speaker appears
on campus who questions any of these platitudes. Can campus book-burnings
be far behind?
November
19, 2008
Thomas
J. DiLorenzo [send him mail]
is professor of economics at Loyola College in Maryland and the
author of The
Real Lincoln; Lincoln
Unmasked: What You’re Not Supposed To Know about Dishonest Abe
and How
Capitalism Saved America. His latest book, Hamilton’s
Curse: How Jefferson’s Archenemy Betrayed the American Revolution
– And What It Means for America Today, will be published
on October 21.
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