Government Extortion: Egyptian-Style and American-Style
by Mark R. Crovelli
by
Mark R. Crovelli
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Government
Extortion, Egyptian-Style
On my return
voyage from Egypt last week, I was treated to a good, old-fashioned
police shakedown at Cairo International Airport. I was in transit
from Amman, Jordan at the time, and I was trying to make my way
to a different terminal in order to catch my connecting flight stateside.
Unfortunately for me, the administrators of Cairo International
Airport have not deemed it necessary to set up a transportation
system between the terminals of the airport for transit passengers,
so travelers wishing to change terminals need to miraculously find
out which of the four terminals they are flying out of, and find
someone who can "arrange" transportation for them.
After
miraculously discovering that my flight was departing out of terminal
1, I scrounged around until I finally found a member of the airport
staff willing to arrange transportation for me. He informed me,
however, that I would have to wait in the passport control annex
for eight hours (just before my departure time) before anyone would
be willing to take me to the other terminal. After I told him I
would need to eat at some point during the eight hour wait, he finally
consented to allow me to go up to the food court of the terminal
I was currently in, if I would promise to return in six hours’ time.
My word was promptly given, and I was allowed to enter a remote
security screening area.
As
soon as I entered the screening area I knew that I was in a vulnerable
position. The metal detector operator and the x-ray operator were
conversing loudly when I entered into the room, alone, but they
stopped talking entirely when they caught sight of me. I placed
my backpack on the conveyor and walked through the metal detector
acutely aware of their stares, how American I looked at the time,
and how isolated the three of us were in that remote part of the
airport.
I
did not set off the metal detector as I passed through, but I was
nevertheless directed to raise my arms for a pat-down. My tin of
smokeless tobacco piqued the screener’s interest, as did the lump
in my front pocket, and he motioned for me to remove them for inspection.
The contents of the tobacco tin fascinated both of them. They passed
it back and forth, sniffing it while laughing and wincing at the
spicy odor. One motioned to me questioningly whether the tobacco
was meant for chewing, making a chomping movement with his jaws.
In reply, I motioned to him that the tobacco was meant to be placed
inside the lower lip, and I made the motion of spitting like an
old western cowboy. Both of them laughed, and the tobacco was returned
to me.
The
contents of my front pocket were of even more interest to them.
I had stupidly placed a large folded wad of American 20’s in my
pocket, along with my wallet, which was overflowing with Egyptian
pounds (a lot of paper, to be sure, but really only worth about
$20 US). The metal detector operator sighed when he saw the wad
of foreign green paper, and couldn’t help releasing the word "moneeey"
softly in my native tongue. The x-ray operator responded to the
sight of the green paper by calling me over for a bag inspection.
He
wasn’t concerned in the slightest about the metal objects I had
in my bag. He was only concerned with the tins of tobacco he had
seen on the screen. He pulled them out and looked at them intently
once again with a childlike grin on his face. I kept repeating the
word tobacco to reassure him that it was not some sort of crazy
American intoxicant, to which he nodded understandingly and started
speaking to the metal detector operator in Arabic interspersed with
the word "tobacco."
The
tins were returned to me, to the great exasperation of the metal
detector operator. He shouted playfully at the x-ray operator with
a broad smile on his face, making motions to me that he wanted to
confiscate the tobacco. The x-ray operator nevertheless allowed
me to pack everything up, and I assumed they were done having their
fun with the dumb American. As I prepared to leave, however, the
x-ray operator said to me very quietly "Meester." I looked
up at him as I shouldered my backpack and he leaned forward with
his right hand outstretched, his thumb rubbing the tips of his index
and middle fingers.
As
an American, I am not particularly well practiced in the art of
furtive bribery. To be sure, I recognize that international sign
for bribery when I see it, but, since I am never forced to pay that
type of bribe in my native country, I am not exactly clear about
how to do it in practice. Do you negotiate the price? Should bribes
be paid in the extortionist’s own currency, or does etiquette allow
for the use of other currencies? Do you need to cleverly conceal
the money in the palm of your hand before handing over?
Given
my lack of experience in the art of bribery, I can perhaps be forgiven
for handling the robbery rather ungracefully. At first, I simply
blurted out "I don’t have any money on me right now,"
a response I’d been unthinkingly repeating in Egypt to the flocks
of trinket dealers and con men who try to take advantage of foreign
tourists. Fortunately, neither of the men spoke English and my faux
pas went unnoticed, but they were still standing there waiting
for me to hand over some cash. I didn’t have any choice about paying
them something. After all, they were in a position where they could
have taken as much money out of my pocket as they wanted, or taken
anything else if they so wished, and I would have been completely
powerless to stop them. We were completely alone and no one would
have known they were robbing me, and I doubt that any officials
would have even cared had they known. So, I reached in my pocket,
pulled out some Jordanian Dinars, clumsily put a wad of them into
the man’s hand, and thus paid a ransom in order to keep my own property.
Government
Extortion, American-Style
The
idea of bribing government officials and police officers seems incredibly
foreign and ridiculous to ordinary Americans. Indeed, to be extorted
into paying money to a person who is supposedly employed to protect
you in order to keep him from harming you, seems like the height
of outrageous corruption. And so it is, but Americans are hopelessly
naïve if they think that their government does not engage in
extortion on a regular basis as well. To be sure, the American brand
of government extortion does not occur in dimly-lit back rooms or
on the shoulder of the highway, with government officials secretly
demanding cash from their prey, as is the case in Egypt, Mexico,
and countless other countries in the so-called "developing"
world. On the contrary, American-style government extortion usually
occurs above the board, for everyone to see. It just goes by more
polite labels, such as "permit fees," "licensing
fees," or "registration fees."
In
order to see why these hallowed American "institutions"
are extortionary in exactly the same manner as the actions of my
friends at Cairo International Airport, let’s have a closer look
at what the classic case of extortion entails. As in my experience
in Egypt, extortion occurs when a person uses the power of his position
in order to extract money (or tobacco, favors, et cetera)
from a hapless person who is subject to his power. Extortion thus
always entails the threat of force, because the victim is
acutely aware that the extortionist can and almost certainly will
use the power of his position to harm him if he does not hand over
whatever is demanded. This is clearly what occurred to me at Cairo
International Airport, because I was intensely aware that if I did
not hand over some cash I would have been subject to some harsher
treatment at the hands of my extortionists – like the confiscation
of even more of my property, or a stint in jail if I fought off
their attempts to seize my property and was consequently charged
with assault.
As
was previously noted, there exists relatively little extortion in
the United States in the form of government employees individually
seeking bribes from individual victims. Instead, government extortion
in the United States is usually a group action, parading as an act
for the benefit of the victims themselves. Consider, for example,
the case of landowners in the United States who wish to build on
or otherwise alter their own property. They are the owners
of the property, and as such, ought to have the right to alter or
improve their property in any manner they wish – indeed, if they
do not possess this right, they are not in actuality the owners
of the property. In the U.S. (and many other so-called "developed"
nations), however, property owners are required to get permission
from various government agencies in order to build on their own
properties. Obtaining permission means buying a permit
from whatever government agency demands payment. If the property
owner should choose not to pay the "fee," and thereby
obtain permission to build on or alter his own land, he faces
the possibility of having the property seized (or more of his money
in the form of fines) – all for building on or altering his own
property. This is true of virtually any alteration a man might
wish to make to his property – from building a cabin on his mountain
ranch, building a sunroom off his kitchen, remodeling his bathroom,
or even replacing his roof. This is extortion, pure and simple,
because the landowner only pays the money in order to bribe the
government agency to not harm him even more severely.
The
same is of course true with regard to vehicle, gun or bicycle "registration"
laws. Registering one’s gun, bike or car with whichever government
agency demands payment means buying a "registration
certificate" of some form or another from the government agency.
This, too, is a case of extortion pure and simple, because the car,
gun or bike owner only pays the "fee" in order to keep
the government agency from inflicting even more harm on him – like
seizing his gun or car, fining him even larger sums of money, or
putting him in prison for not paying the bribe, I mean "registration
fee," beforehand. Like my friends in Cairo, the government
agencies essentially tell their victims to pony up a relatively
small amount of cash now, or face having worse things happen to
them in the future at the hand of the government itself.
The same is
even more obviously true with regard to trade-licensing requirements
enforced by government agencies. Under these laws, workers in a
given trade are required to obtain "licenses" from whatever
government agency demands payment in order to work in the trade.
Obtaining a license means buying a fancy "certificate"
of some sort from whichever government agency or agencies purport
to know whether he knows the trade. The worker does not buy the
license in order to make himself any better off; on the contrary,
he simply buys the license in order to avoid having the government
agency seize all of his hard-earned income, fine him into bankruptcy,
or lock him up in jail for having worked "illegally."
In some circumstances, the worker does buy the license in an attempt
to make himself better off, but he does so in the devious hope that
the government agency will persecute his competitors for not having
bought the fancy certificate. In that case, the "licensed"
workers collude with the government in the extortion of "unlicensed"
workers, but the overall situation is no less extortionary on that
account. As in the previous examples, trade-licensing laws are a
form of extortion pure and simple.
Conclusion
For
Americans who are completely unaccustomed to being coerced into
paying bribes to police officers or bureaucrats, it can be jarring
and angering to encounter the practice in foreign countries. Upon
reflection, however, it should be viewed as just another example
of government extortion – an activity the various governments here
in the United States excel at and practice on a daily – nay,
hourly – basis. It does not make the extortion any less sickening
or wrong simply because the perpetrators in this country are an
army of indifferent, glassy-eyed bureaucrats rather than the individual
smirking border guards or Federales of other countries. Extortion
is extortion, and it should not make us feel any better about
the practice or superior to other countries, just because virtually
everyone gets extorted equally in this country, whereas the extortion
in other countries is often sporadic and unevenly distributed. If
anything, other countries’ form of extortion is superior to our
own institutionalized form, because at least some lucky people are
able to evade this form of robbery abroad.
All
this should not be taken as an endorsement of government extortion
in other countries and a condemnation of our own forms of government
extortion here in the United States. Quite the reverse, this should
be taken as a warning that extortion and robbery are often all around
us in this world, even in places most Americans have never thought
of looking. The greatest perpetrators of this crime are undeniably
the sundry governments that infest every nook and cranny of the
world – and this is overlooking the most widespread and invidious
form of extortion that each and every government that has ever existed
thrives on: taxation.
So,
the next time you get hustled or shaken down as a tourist abroad,
calm yourself and remember that their crime is no worse than those
perpetrated on you at your local DMV, City Hall, or IRS office.
September
29, 2009
Mark R.
Crovelli [send him mail]
writes from Denver, Colorado.
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