The
Naked Fat Lady on the Couch
by
Bill Bonner
by
Bill Bonner
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We are sitting
here this morning, in our office, looking at a fat woman – stark
naked – sleeping on a couch.
Of course,
how rich people spend their money has always been a source of interest
and entertainment. That an apparently sane and sensible man like
Roman Abramovich spent $33,641,000 for the painting of the "Benefits
Supervisor Sleeping," must also be a comfort to the poor. At
least, they don’t have to look at it.
But the world
of money is a world of wonder...today, as everyday. We could begin
today’s reckoning wondering why the rich are so eager to part with
their money, for example...or why the poor are so eager to have
it; they can see that it clearly impairs one’s judgment and degrades
one’s tastes.
Instead, we
will wonder why those who constantly praise the virtues of capitalism
seem to have so little faith in it.
What brings
this wonder to mind is the latest legislation to clear the Senate
Finance Committee. Congress is preparing to improve the way capitalism
functions, by authorizing the Federal Housing Administration (itself
an improvement of an earlier Congress) to insure $300 billion worth
of home mortgages. Up until now, federal housing agencies could
work all sorts of mischief; you could argue that without the implicit
guarantees of Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac, or the explicit efforts
of these quasi-public companies to create a huge market for derivatives
based on mortgage finance, the whole housing bubble would never
have occurred in the first place. Now – if this legislation becomes
law, that is – new mischief is about to appear on the scene. The
FHA will be empowered to help patch up America’s housing bubble.
The goal, said
Senator Chris Dodd, is to keep people in their homes. He did not
mention that these are the same homes whose owners demonstrably
cannot afford them. Nor was he especially concerned that his meddling
with the corrective machinery of capitalism was likely to throw
a monkey wrench into the gears. Instead, like God on the 6th day
of creation, he looked upon his handiwork and thought it was pretty
good.
Everyone is
perfectly happy to let capitalism do its stuff – as long as they
like the results. But cometh a correction and all of a sudden the
press is full of whining pundits and meddling politicians. Every
correction brings forth new improvements until there are so many
of them the system collapses under the weight. That why we have
revolutions and bankruptcies, after all, to blow away the accumulated
impediments.
And that is
why the emerging markets have such an advantage. In many ways, people
swing their arms and their hammers more freely in, say, Russia or
China than they do in the United States of America or Britain –
simply because there is nothing to stop them. These countries have
already had their moments of violent desperation...their bankruptcies...and
their revolutions. Both tossed out their entire economic systems
in the late ’80s and early ’90s. They’ve been rebuilding – fast
– ever since. The leeches haven’t had a chance to get their suckers
attached.
America’s war
against Iraq had its roots in many improving impulses. According
to John McCain and Alan Greenspan, however, the taproot sank into
Iraq’s oil fields; America wanted to secure its access to cheap
oil, they say.
Unfortunately,
this program – like all government meddling – backfired. The price
of oil was only $25 a barrel when the war began in September of
2003. Yesterday, it hit $130 a barrel. And the war itself is expected
to cost the nation $1 trillion or more. For all its efforts, the
United States secured the most expensive energy in world history.
(And then pushed food prices up to their highest levels in modern
times too – keep reading...)
China, meanwhile,
decided to take the capitalist road. Instead, of using military
force to get oil, it simply bought it on the open market. It has
sent its agents to secure, peacefully and honestly, long-term contracts
for oil and the other natural resources it needs to feed its ravenous
economy. Its buying is driving up prices for everything. But what
would you expect?
Meanwhile,
having completely failed in the Mideast, America’s improvers turned
to the Midwest. Yes, dear reader, if we can’t get oil from the sands
of the Gulf and Mesopotamia, we will squeeze it out of our own farmland.
At least, that was the promise of the program to subsidize the production
of ethanol. Capitalism could not be relied upon to fill America’s
energy needs, said the kibitzers.
Capitalism
had already pronounced its verdict on corn-based fuel: it was a
bad idea. Later, environmentalists came to the same conclusion;
it actually caused more damage than petroleum. But the U.S. Congress,
in its majestic wisdom, saw something in ethanol that capitalists
and environmentalists had missed – campaign contributions and votes!
And so it came
to be that a large portion of the U.S. corn crop is diverted into
fuel tanks. And so it comes to be that a large number of the world’s
people – including Americans themselves – find their food much more
expensive than it used to be.
• In Haiti,
people are eating mud.
We’re not making
this up. There’s a photo of a miserable woman making mud cakes in
Port-au-Prince, in yesterday’s Daily Telegraph newspaper.
For the benefit
of readers who wish to cut their food budgets, the Telegraph gives
us the recipe: you simply mix clay with salt and vegetable fat and
lay it out in the sun to cook – like mud pies. Then, you call them
"biscuits."
Last time we
looked, mud was not one of the main food groups recommended by dieticians.
But all over the world, poor people have to make do with what they
can find. Rice is the staple food in Haiti, and it’s trebled in
price in the last year, says the Telegraph. Other grains are not
far behind. Since January of 2007, wheat has gone up 200% and corn
150%.
Desperate poor
have already rioted in 34 countries this year. The ghost of Thomas
Malthus, if he bothers to read the paper, must be saying, "I
told you so." Malthus predicted that population would grow
faster than food supplies. Millions of people would starve, he predicted.
Now, it looks like he might have been too optimistic. He died in
1834. Since then, a series of happy events and technological developments
greatly increased the supply of food...while war and family planning
reduced the number of mouths to be fed. Now, it appears that the
gains from mechanization, bioengineering, chemistry and land clearing
may have reached their limits. We may soon reach "Peak Food"...the
point at which the world can produce no more food. But the human
population – especially the part of it that doesn’t eat at the Tour
d’Argent in Paris – keeps growing. Experts predict that the world’s
population will grow by 3 billion people over the next 40 years
– a 50% increase. Where will the world get 50% more food? At what
price? Who knows...but one thing is sure: there will be plenty of
opportunities for the world-improvers to make things worse.
•
Proving us right before we even made our argument, last week, the
U.S. Senate approved the latest farm bill by the largest margin
since 1973. The bill got widespread, bi-partisan collusion for the
very reason that dooms the U.S. economy – it stifles capitalism.
There is something in the farm bill for almost every scoundrel and
bounder in the country. Poor people get more free food. Rich people
get more subsidies. There was talk of restricting the payouts to
people with incomes of $200,000 or less...but in the end, the legislation
allows people with incomes up to $1.25 million to feed at the public
trough. The total cost of the bill is $307 billion over five years
– with free money to grain farmers, dairymen, fruit growers, school
lunch programs, food stamps, land conservation, rural development,
and every other special interest whose lobbyists could suborn and
pervert the lawmaking process. There are said to be twice as many
lobbyists in Washington than there were 5 years ago; the trough
has been extended proportionately.
Did anyone...anywhere...mention
that capitalism could be relied upon to sort out the agricultural
sector? Did anyone recall that a free market – with prices set by
willing producers and consumers – works more efficiently than one
that is rigged by lawmakers? Did anyone even notice that the farming
industry has been corrupted by government money...or ask where the
money would come from to corrupt it even more? Apparently not. Apparently,
Americans don’t think they can trust free enterprise to feed them.
They think every bid needs to be checked with a bureaucrat and every
ask should be cleared by a Senate committee.
But that’s
where we are, dear reader, circa 2008...in the greatest show on
earth. At every interval the clowns rush in.
Which takes
us back to where we began – looking at the naked fat lady on the
couch.
May
22, 2008
Bill
Bonner [send
him mail] is the author, with Addison Wiggin, of Financial
Reckoning Day: Surviving the Soft Depression of The 21st
Century and
Empire of Debt: The Rise Of An Epic Financial Crisis and
the co-author with Lila Rajiva of Mobs,
Messiahs and Markets (Wiley, 2007).
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© 2008 Bill Bonner
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