Hedge
Fund Happenin's
by
Bill Bonner
by Bill Bonner
DIGG THIS
We are fey,
dear readers. We seem to have the second sight...
It is only
to be expected, of course, as our blood is Celtic. But still, even
we are taken aback by our prescience.
The other day,
we suggested that an implosion might be awaiting the hedge fund
industry...and today, we see that, indeed, an implosion – and a
ripe one – has already occurred:
"The gamble
that went spectacularly wrong," trumpets the Sunday Times,
referring to hedge fund Amaranth Advisors' recent sensational slip-up.
It seems that
traders at the Connecticut firm were gambling that the difference
between futures prices for natural gases in the summer and winter
would continue to widen, as they had since the beginning of 2004.
But instead,
they narrowed...sharply.... leaving the fund frantic for cash to
cover its margin calls – those nasty but necessary requests by brokers
to their clients, to pony up money on losing positions not paid
for in full.
The bad bet
left the luckless Amaranth with a hit of several billion – yes,
billion – dollars and a year-to-date performance that has gone,
apocalyptically, from a 22% gain to a 35 % loss, in a matter of
days. To put the matter in perspective, Long Term Capital Management,
whose collapse sent seismic waves through the New York Stock Exchange
in 1998, was facing paper losses of $2.5 billion, when a posse of
financial top guns – including the Federal Reserve – rode in to
the rescue.
And, Amaranth
is not alone. Two high-profile hedge funds have already folded this
year from losses made in trading the commodity markets. What else
is in store?
We do not know,
of course. We merely take a look at the cards spread out in front
of us and hint to our readers to take care, if we see danger written
in them. But we are not fortune tellers; we do not tell anyone when
and how they will meet their fates – we leave that to Madame Zuleika,
glittering in scarves and incense at the carnival booth. But, occasionally,
even we have to wonder...
We wonder all
the more when we read that the biggest hedge fund of them all continues
to flourish. Goldman Sachs' third-quarter numbers came in so strong
that the stock shot up by more than 4% that day and is now hovering
within striking distance of its high, this spring, of $170.
Goldman Sachs
is already the world's most profitable bank and the numbers set
a new Wall Street record. Already Porsche salesmen in New York are
rubbing their hands in glee over those ten million dollars bonuses
with which Goldman directors are apt to reward themselves.
But whence
this feast in the midst of hedge fund famine?
Not from its
trading division, we know. Goldman's traders posted a 7% decline.
Instead, it is its Investment Banking and Asset Management Services
that have boosted the numbers. Both are up 27% and 20% respectively.
And, $30 billion of new assets have also flowed in.
Well and good.
But who are these lucky new clients, and what is the source of all
this new money? Here, we consult our crystal ball, turn over the
cards and find...the jokers: Goldman's Asset Management services
are now in the service of hedge funds....the new money is pouring
in from "alternative" investments, which pay higher fees than traditional
products (we wonder why!)...and Goldman's non-compensation expenses
rose 29% versus only 2% growth in net revenue.
Goldman may
be booming now, dear readers. But, we know what follows booms...
And now we
read that President Bush intends to nominate Robert Steel, a senior
director at Goldman Sachs, to the position of Treasury undersecretary
for domestic finance. Former CEO Hank Paulson is, of course, already
Treasury Secretary. The mavens at Goldman must also know what follows
booms...and are stacking the jury in advance of their day of reckoning.
Apres Hank,
the deluge....
• The FOMC
meeting began at 8:30 this morning, and the central bank is scheduled
to announce whether or not they are continuing their "pause" in
interest rate increases. The general consensus is that the tightening
cycle is over.
Gold futures
moved higher today, up $4.10 to $587.30 an ounce for December delivery.
Although our favorite yellow metal recovered some of its losses
from previous days, the gains were capped as traders awaited a Federal
Reserve decision on interest rates, reports MarketWatch.
• Housing posted
a decline of 6.0% in August, following a 3.3% drop in July. Year
on year, the drop is worse – 19.8 percent below August 2005 levels
and at their lowest level since April 2003. Building permits are
also down – 21.9 percent from August 2005 levels. Only the Northeast
of the United States rose. The Midwest, South, and West all fell
in August
One would call
this a sharp decline, would one not, dear reader? Yet, paper after
paper assures us solemnly that the numbers fit the "soft landing"
projected by the Fed. We wonder what hallucinogenic they have been
ingesting...as for us, we are asphyxiating on laughing gas...
A helpful reader
pointed out this piece in the Washington Post:
"A leading
retail trade group predicts that holiday sales growth will lag behind
last year's in an early forecast that set a tepid tone for the most
important shopping season of the year," reported the paper on Tuesday.
"The National
Retail Federation (NRF) estimated Monday that sales during November
and December will grow 5 percent, to 457.4 billion dollars, compared
with a 6.1 percent increase last year. Average growth over the past
10 years was 4.6 percent, the group said.
"Ellen Davis,
NRF spokeswoman, said the cooling housing market is partly to blame
for the anticipated spending slowdown. Consumers are feeling a little
less flush, she said. 'Housing prices have a psychological impact
on homeowners,' she said. 'There may be a perception that you're
not as well off as you were.'"
"All along
you thought that plummeting housing prices were having a real, negative
financial effect on people," notes our dear reader. "It turns out
it's only psychological. Cheer up guys!"
Heh.
• Yesterday,
we recounted the tale of the luckless Chancellor Lamoignon, the
"great Malesherbes," of French history. A child of the Enlightenment,
he protected Jews and Protestants, opposed the dissolution of Parliament,
and used his botanical knowledge to fill his vast estate with exotic
trees and shrubbery...but it did not stop him from feeling the sharp
edge of the guillotine at the hands of those other students of the
Enlightenment – the vigilantes of revolutionary France.
The kiss of
the "red widow" was promiscuous – it took peasants and princes,
viscounts and vagabonds, writers and even leading revolutionaries.
Georges Danton,
for instance. Danton was one of those who voted for the death of
the king and also played a large role in the creation of the Revolutionary
Tribunal. He was also one of the original members of the Committee
of Public Safety and a commanding and wildly popular orator.
Yet by 1794,
the tide had turned; the Jacobins considered him too moderate, and
even former friends like Robespierre could no longer defend him.
Danton was condemned and executed.
"Ah,
better be a poor fisherman than meddle with the government of men!"
he is said to have remarked.
A
similar fate met a leading Girondist, the remarkable Madame Roland,
at whose salon on the Rue Guenegaud, in Paris, the leading lights
of the revolution had once gathered, as they shaped the theories
they planned to enact in flesh and blood. For taking a stand against
the worst crimes of the revolution, Madame Roland fell out of favor
with her former guests and was condemned to die. Her end was legendary.
Before placing her head on the block, she bowed to the clay statue
of Liberty in the Place de la Revolution and then uttered the line
for which she is famous. It bears remembering in these days of orange
alerts, Guantanamo, and perpetual war:
O Liberté,
que de crimes on commet en ton nom! (Oh Liberty, what crimes
are committed in thy name!)
September
21, 2006
Bill
Bonner [send
him mail] is the author, with Addison Wiggin, of Financial
Reckoning Day: Surviving the Soft Depression of The 21st
Century and
Empire of Debt: The Rise Of An Epic Financial Crisis.
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© 2006 Bill Bonner
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