The Magnificent Thirty The CIA Goes After
Bin Laden, Sort Of
by
Richard Cummings
Reliable
intelligence sources report that George Tenet has assigned a total
of thirty CIA operatives to find Osama bin Laden. Considering that
bin Laden might be anywhere from Indonesia to Somalia, this is not
a lot of manpower. J. Edgar Hoover put more guys than that on the
case to go after John Dillinger, "public enemy number one"
in his day.
Downgrading
the importance of finding bin Laden (Remember Bush shouting after
9/11 that we would "git him?") has been attributed to
a number of different reasons. Saddam Hussein poses a greater threat
and an easier target (Rumsfeld). Hezboullah and its terrorist training
camps pose a greater threat and are an easier target and bin Laden
is of more use alive and on the run than dead (Senator Bob Graham
of Florida). Bin Laden on the run means more money for the CIA.
(George Tenet).
The
Rumsfeld thesis is based on Rummy’s desperate need to stay young
and vital at seventy. To do this, he needs to have another big time
war like the one in Afghanistan, where, it can now be told, he and
the CIA paid off the warlords and hired their troops as mercenaries
to route the Taliban and Al Queda fighters. This was no war of liberation
by the Northern Alliance, fighting for liberty and democracy. What
Rummy got to do was use his powerful toys, his drones with pinpoint
accurate bombs that retired spooks say would have won the war in
Vietnam had they been available. (One thing about a retired spook
he never gives up the ghost.)
Viscount
Rumsfeld of Kandahar can’t wait to do it again in Iraq, so he can
be promoted to Duke of Baghdad. One can imagine him, sitting at
the dining table, holding a brandy snifter in one hand and pounding
the table with the other: "So we bashed the wog in Afghanistan
and Iraq with equal ferocity, what?" as a group of young officers
sit around the table, listening in awe as the candles in the candelabra
burn down to a flicker.
"Whatever
happened to bin Laden?" a young officer inquires.
"Vanished,"
Rumsfeld mutters. "And who bloody cares?"
Senator
Bob Graham on the other hand, has different motives. He saw the
results in the Florida gubernatorial race and choked. Jeb Bush crushed
McBride, the shining light of the Democratic Party in Florida, like
a bug, winning almost the entire Jewish vote, thanks to W’s "Israel
can do no wrong" policy. To out-Israel the Bushes, Graham puts
Israel’s number one on its wish list at the top of his own list,
to win back those voters for the Democrats, so if he is on the ticket
in 2004, he can deliver the state and win the election, making him
the most powerful vice president in the nation’s history. And Israel’s
number one priority now is the destruction of Hezboullah, poised
to attack Israel with missiles loaded and ready to go, right across
Israeli’s border in Lebanon.
"But
what about bin Laden?" a reporter asks Graham.
"Who?"
Graham asks.
"They
guy behind the destruction of the World Trade Center. The one who
engineered the attack on the Pentagon."
"If
you look at the big picture," Graham asserts, "getting
bin Laden is not significant. After all, Clinton could have gotten
him and turned the Somalis down. It’s better to have a guy like
that on the loose to keep us on our toes."
And
then there is the master of spies, the one who briefs our glorious
president every morning, George Tenet.
"George,
you makin’ progress on this bin Laden stuff?"
"You
bet, Mr. President. Got thirty guys on it."
"Thirty?
Is that all?"
"Well,
sir, the budget is kinda tight. That’s all I can spare right now."
"You
gettin’ any help from the FBI?"
"Mr.
President, you know the FBI and us don’t speak. We hate each other.
Besides, they’re idiots. Mueller has said so himself."
"Can’t
you up that figure to forty? If not, how about thirty five?"
"It’s
a tight squeeze, Mr. President."
"Are
you tryin’ a tell me you need more money?"
"You
are sharp, Mr. President, really sharp."
"Thanks,
George. Let’s get you a few more billion."
"That’ll
be great, Mr. President. Then we can get the job done."
Let
it never be said that our government is not on full alert, ever
mindful of the Arab consciousness, which says that if the USA has
not captured bin Laden, it has lost and he has won. And as long
as bin Laden is the winner, he will be a hero and will get more
recruits, eager to commit ever more terrorist acts of devastating
consequences.
Thomas
Hobbes postulated that the only justification for the creation of
the state was its promise to protect its citizens from invasion
from abroad and to prevent unmitigated violence within its boarders.
He would have been amazed at how the Americans accept what is going
on now under the new motto of America: "Hundreds of billions
for the Department of Homeland Security, but not one cent for safety."
November
23, 2002
Richard
Cummings [send
him mail] taught international law at the Haile Selassie
I University and before that, was Attorney-Advisor with the Office
of General Counsel of the Near East South Asia region of U.S.A.I.D,
where he was responsible for the legal work pertaining to the aid
program in Israel, Jordan, Pakistan and Afghanistan. He is the author
The Pied Piper Allard K. Lowenstein and the Liberal Dream,
the comedy, Soccer Moms From Hell, and the forthcoming novel,
The Immortalists. He
holds a Ph.D. in Social and Political Sciences from Cambridge University
and is a member of the Association of Former Intelligence Officers.
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