How Could Anyone Possibly Believe in Democracy After Hearing Dick Cheney Speak?
by Mark R. Crovelli
by
Mark R. Crovelli
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On
Sunday August 30, 2009, the world was treated to one of the most
important lessons about politics in the last half-century by former
vice president Dick Cheney. The lesson was not that torture
is necessary in order to save the world, or that we must bomb Iran
before it builds a vast nuclear arsenal in its nonexistent nuclear
weapons plants.
No,
Dick Cheney’s priceless lesson to the world was that democracy is
by far the worst
and most dangerous form of government that the world has ever
known.
This
is not to say that Dick Cheney is a worse person than Hitler or
Stalin – or
even Lincoln – ever was. Those scoundrels could easily compete
with Dick in terms of their mendacity, and their ability to murder
people far surpassed Dick’s feeble attempts to organize "death
squads." As a person, and as a tyrant, Dick probably ranks
in the high double digits in world history, but his crimes and mental
disturbances have to be put in a global-historical perspective.
And, on that score, Cheney is certainly outshined by many a murdering
tyrant.
What
makes Cheney such a shocking example to the world is not his cold-blooded
cruelty and blood-lust. Rather, it is the fact that that such a
lunatic could be elected vice president of a country of 300 million
people. It is one thing for a maniac like Dick to be born to a king
and inherit the throne by virtue of his blood alone, or for a man
such as he to seize power through violence, but it is quite another
thing for a nation to go to the polls and mark their names beside
the name of a man such as he. It was he, after all, (and his simple-minded
sidekick), that the people of the United States chose to "lead"
this country. And they chose him, not once, but twice!
Sure,
the people of the United States have acquired a bit of buyer’s remorse
for having putting such a man in charge of the largest and most
dangerous group of armed men in the history of the world. But, we
can never forget that the people of the United States elected this
man into office two times. They also belatedly acquired buyer’s
remorse after putting other half-wits and criminals into office,
but they were nevertheless the ones who put all those
people in charge of their entire lives. They never seem to ask themselves
why it is that all of these crazy people, liars and thieves end
up winning elections and end up with virtually unlimited power over
the world. Instead, they simply forget the most recent liar or criminal,
and hope against hope that the next smooth-talking lawyer is going
to rescue their lives from the mess created by the other scoundrels
they put in office.
To
top things off, under any other form of government, and especially
in a system of no
government, a man like Dick Cheney would be killed, or at least
incarcerated, for his past crimes. A king who pulled off such antics
would have to run for his life, once the people realized the extent
of his murderous plots and grisly torturing. But, in a democracy
such as ours, a criminal like Dick Cheney gets to live out his life
in peace once he leaves office. Not only that, he gets to live out
his life with a big, fat pension paid for by the people he tricked
and subsequently robbed during his tenure in office. How’s that
for government "by the people and for the people"?
All
this would be bad enough if it had been carried out in some uneducated,
backward part of the world, where individual liberty had never been
known. But this man was democratically elected vice president in
a country that was born in a fight against men precisely like Dick
Cheney. This country was founded by men who hung their king in effigy,
and then shouldered their muskets in order to emphasize the point.
And yet, the heirs of that proud legacy of individualism and liberty
went ahead and elected a man like Dick Cheney into office – and
that’s just mentioning the most recent criminal they chose to "lead"
them.
So,
you still think democracy is the best form of government? You still
think there’s some connection between democracy and freedom, instead
of a connection between democracy and lying, criminal politicians.
Well, Dick Cheney’s what you got with democracy in the past, and
I don’t want to hear any complaints in the future when the next
Dick, Bill, or Barack smooth-talks you into putting your good name
next to his on the ballot.
September
4, 2009
Mark R.
Crovelli [send him mail]
writes from Denver, Colorado.
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