George Carlin Was Right
by Don Cooper
by
Don Cooper
George Carlin was right: this country was bought
and paid for a long time ago and it’s run by the banks and the state.
I knew this but I’m not sure I understood it until recently.
I recently took a new job in Milwaukee, Wi. In preparation
for my relocation I called my creditors in an effort to responsibly
manage my finances and see if for the month or two that I would
be financially overburdened with the move if I could defer my payments.
That small sum of money would be immeasurable in helping us shoulder
the costs of relocation. My new company is reimbursing me, of course,
but I still have to incur the costs up front. My creditors were
more than willing to help except for Bank of America. I was in good
standing with BOA and didn’t think it would be a problem.
Unfortunately, it was. I was told not only would
they not grant me a monthly deferment but they were cancelling my
credit cards! This wasn’t the first time I had run-in with BOA:
I’ve been banking with them for about 2.5 years, in good standing,
but on the rare occasion have overdrawn my checking account using
my debit card. What I noticed was that if a transaction would overdraw
my checking account and at the same time there were other pending
transactions, BOA would process the largest transaction first, causing
all the smaller transactions to overdraw my account to which they
would charge me a $35 overdraft fee for each one. They would do
this rather than posting the smaller transactions first and posting
the largest one last therefore incurring only the one overdraft
fee.
This pattern was easily discernable in my transaction
history. Upon calling BOA and speaking to them about this and telling
them that if a transaction were to overdraw my account then I would
prefer that they decline the transaction, I was told that, that
is not possible. It is company policy, and not up to the consumer
to decide. I then asked them why they post the largest transactions
first and I was fed a line of bullshit: because we’re watching out
for the welfare of our customers and if it’s a mortgage payment
then we want to make sure it goes through. Yes, my $100 transaction
from JC Penney was a mortgage payment on the tool shed I live in.
There are numerous articles on the Internet regarding
this
BOA policy. Not to mention the total of
$140 billion in government bailout funds that BOA has received.
If there was any doubt if the banks and the state were in cahoots
that should clear things up.
Then there is the state. Soon after moving to Milwaukee,
I received a speeding ticket (a.k.a. frivolous taxation). I was
clocked doing 65 in a 50 zone. Of course no one was doing the speed
limit. This was on the interstate. Can you imagine going 50 mph
on the interstate? It’s absurd. Everyone goes 5–10 mph at least
over the posted speed limit and they do just fine. I just happened
to be coming from a 65 mph zone and was going 15 mph over it so
I stuck out in the herd.
I’ve been driving for 30 years and have never been
involved in an accident, my fault or someone else’s, and I’ve NEVER
filed an insurance claim although I’ve been forced to pay in excess
of $30,000 in state mandated insurance premiums over that time but
I certainly received my share of speeding tickets. I think we can
close the book on speeding alone being the cause of accidents, don’t
you?
My
Florida license even has "safe driver" stamped on it and
that’s because I am. There are so many factors that figure into
a safe driver: experience, condition of the driver, condition of
the road, condition of the car, etc… I am a very conscience, defensive
driver and I’m proud of it, so you can imagine my ire when a 34-year-old
sheriff’s deputy pulls me over to harass me and tax me and educate
me on the error of my ways.
I’ll be going to traffic court on April 16th
to see if there is any reason left in our society’s justice system.
I’m not holding my breath. Funny, I remember working as a young
economist in the budget office for the state of Florida. One of
my responsibilities was to estimate revenues for the various government
entities around the state. It was rule of law that law enforcement
agencies were expected to generate a large portion of their operating
revenue via traffic citations.
So George was right: the banks and the state run
the show and those are the two entities that we are most powerless
against. That has become painfully clear to me now. God bless George.
March
27, 2009
Don Cooper
[send him mail] is an economist
living and working in Atlanta, Georgia.
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