A Thousand Clowns
by
Bill Bonner
by Bill Bonner
We
can't resist a good comedy...or a good opportunity to point and
giggle. We keep our eye on economists and politicians the way children
watch clowns; we can't wait to see them get whacked in the head
or trip over each other.
But
what is amusing is also instructive. Are not clowns people too?
Are they not part of human life...human organization...and human
economy? Every one of them is driven by the same motors that power
everyone else. They want power...glory...money. But how do they
get it? Can we not watch politicians and economists and learn something
about ourselves?
One
of the many conceits of politicians and economists are that they
are somehow out of ordinary. They are godlike, or so they pretend,
having no other ambition but to make the world a better place. Neither
drink, nor meat, nor false witness cross their lips. They sweat
for no material gain...and know no lust save for the betterment
of all mankind. They pass laws...they enact codes and regulations...they
jiggle this lever and turn another as if they were the masters
of the whole human race, rather than mere parts of it themselves.
Since they float above it all, they are not subject to the normal
temptations. The rest of us spend our whole lives like animals
craving profits, mates, status, pride, love, and money like a raccoon
searching for a garbage pail without a lid. Unless we are kept in
tight cages, who knows what we will do?
That
is why the tabloid press especially in England loves the stories
of the government ministers having affairs with their secretaries
or cheating on their income tax. Who doesn't like to see hypocrisy
revealed in public? It is as if the King himself had been caught
with his pants down; we gape...and see that he is human, just like
the rest of us.
But
thank God there are leaders! Thinkers! Theorists with their "isms"
and their rat wire...ready not merely to keep us from hurting one
another, but also to give us a sense of moral purpose. It is not
enough that we should each seek happiness in our own private way,
we must Free the Sudetenland! Abolish Poverty! Make the World Safe
for Democracy! We must realize our manifest destiny...and provide
Lebensraum [living space] for the German people! Full employment!
A minimum wage! No humbug left behind!
We
bring this up only to laugh at it.
In
the early 20th century, John Maynard Keynes came up with a new idea
about economics. The politicians loved it; Keynes explained how
they could meddle in private affairs on a grand scale and, of
course, make things better. Keynes argued that a government could
take the edge off a business recession by making more credit available
when money got tight...and by spending itself to make up for the
lack of spending on the part of consumers and businessmen. Keynes
suggested, whimsically, hiding bottles of cash all around town,
where boys might find them, spend the money, and revive the economy.
The
new idea caught on. Soon economists were advising all major governments
about how to implement the new "ism." It did not seem to bother
anyone that the new system was a fraud. Where would this new money
come from? And what made anyone think that the economists' judgment
of whether it made sense to spend or save was better than individuals?
All the Keynesians had done was to substitute their own guesses
for the private, personal, economic opinions of millions of ordinary
citizens. They had resorted to what Franz Oppenheimer called "political
means," instead of allowing normal "economic means" to take their
own course.
The
economists wanted what everyone else wants power, prestige, women
(except for Keynes himself, who preferred men). And there are only
two ways to get what you want in life, dear reader. There are honest
means, and dishonest ones. There are economic means, and there are
political means. There is persuasion...and there is force. There
are civilized ways...and barbaric ones. The economist is a harmless
crank as long as he is just peeping through the window. That is
what we do here at The Daily Reckoning. But when he undertakes to
get people to do what he wants either by offering them money that
is not his own...by defrauding them with artificially low interest
rates...or by printing up money that is not backed by something
of real value (such as gold)...he has crossed over the dark side.
He has moved to political means to get what he wants. He has become
a jackass.
Keynesian
improvements were applied in the '20s when Fed governor Ben Strong
decided to give the economy a little "coup de whiskey" and later
in the '30s when the stockmarket was recovering from the hangover.
The results were predictably disastrous. And along came other economists
with their own bad ideas. Rare was the man, like Robert Lucas or
Murray Rothbard, who pointed out that you could not really improve
economic results with political means. If a national assembly could
make people rich simply by passing laws, we would all be billionaires,
because assemblies have passed a multitude of laws and seem capable
of enacting any piece of legislation brought before them. If laws
could make people wealthy, some assembly somewhere would have found
the magic edicts simply by chance.
But
instead of making them richer, each law makes them a little poorer.
Every time political means are used they interfere with the private,
civilized economic arrangements that actually get people what they
want. One man makes shoes. Another grows potatoes. The potato grower
goes to the cobbler to buy a pair of shoes. He must exchange two
sacks of potatoes for one pair of penny loafers. But then the meddlers
show up and tell him he must charge three sacks...so that he can
pay one in "taxes," to the meddlers themselves. And then he needs
to put in an alarm system in his shop, and buy a hardhat, and pay
his helper minimum wage, and fill out forms for all manner of laudable
purposes. When the potato farmer finally shows up at the cobbler's
he is informed that the shoes will cost seven sacks of potatoes!
That is just what he has to charge in order to end up with the same
two sacks he needed to charge in the beginning. "No thanks," says
the potato man, "At that price, I can't afford a pair of shoes."
What
the potato grower needs, say the economists, is more money! The
money supply has failed to keep pace, they add. That was why they
urged the government to set up the Federal Reserve in the first
place; they wanted a stooge currency that would be ready to go along
with their plans. Gold is fine, they said, but it's anti-social.
It resists new "isms" and drags its feet on financing new social
programs. Why, it is positively recalcitrant! Clearly, when we face
a war or a Great National Purpose we need money that is willing
to stand up and sign on. Gold malingers. Gold hesitates. Gold is
reluctant and reticent. Gold is fine as a private money. But what
we need is a source of public funding...a flexible, expandable national
currency...a political money that we can work with. We need a dollar
that is not linked to gold.
In
the many years since the creation of the Federal Reserve system
as America's central bank, gold has remained as steadfast and immobile
as ever. An ounce of it today buys about the same amount of goods
and services as an ounce in 1913. But the dollar has gone along
with every bit of political gimcrackery that has come along the
war in Europe, the New Deal, WWII, the Cold War, the Vietnam War,
the war on poverty, the war on illiteracy, the New Frontier, the
Great Society, Social Security, Medicare, Medicaid, the War in Iraq,
the war on terror...the list is long and sordid. As a result, guess
how much a dollar is worth today in comparison to one in 1913? Five
cents.
Keynesianism
is a fraud. Supply-siderism is a con. The dollar itself is a scam.
All were developed by people with good intentions. But these good
intentions not only paved the road to Hell, they greased it. There
was no point putting on the brakes. Once underway, there was no
stopping it.
Right
now, the United States slides towards some sort of Hell. A half-century
of deceit has produced a nation that is ready to believe anything...and
go along with anything...provided it promises to make them rich.
They will be very disappointed when they discover that all the political
means they counted on the phony money, the laws, the regulations,
and the wars have made them poorer. That is when we will really
need cages...
"Nothing
in nature is evil," said Marcus Aurelius. Keynes was human. Even
Adolf Hitler was a man, a part of nature himself. And the "Evil
Empire," was it not created by men too, men who like economists
and politicians followed their own natural impulses? Adolf may
have erred and strayed. But he did so with the best of intentions;
he thought he was building a better world. And he had all the "reasons"
you could ask for. He could argue all day; "proving" that his plan
was the best way forward.
Not
that there weren't arguments on the other side. What were smart
people to do? People argued about Keynesianism for many years. Each
side had good points. One was convincing; the other was persuasive.
It was like a couple arguing in divorce court the husband forgot
to take out the trash and knocked over a vase; the wife ran him
over with the family car. "He had it coming," she says.
What
would an observer think? No amount of logic could help him. Both
parties made good points. All the judge could do was to fall back
on his own deep sense of right and wrong, of proportion...and good
taste. "She shouldn't have run him down," he says solomaniacally.
"Love
the man, hate the sin," say the Baptist preachers. They have a useful
point. There's no point in hating Adolf, Josef, Osama...or John
Maynard...or any of the other thousands of clowns who entertain,
annoy and murder us. They are God's creatures too, just like the
rest of us. What they did wrong was what they always do wrong...they
all resorted to political means, to get what they wanted.
We
do not hate them; we just hope they get what they deserve.
April
30, 2005
Bill
Bonner [send
him mail] is the author, with Addison Wiggin, of Financial
Reckoning Day: Surviving the Soft Depression of The 21st
Century.
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