Airport
Insecurity
by
Walter
Block
by Walter Block
Last week,
I took an airplane from Vancouver to Atlanta, to give some lectures
at the Mises Institute. I took a cab to the airport, since I would
be away from my summer home for over two weeks, and this would be
cheaper than parking the car at the airport for all that time. I
had in my possession a letter, with a Canadian stamp on it, that
I really wanted to get out into the socialist mail system. I had
intended to mail it the day before, but in the rush of traveling,
I had forgotten all about it, until I arrived at the airport.
Happily, there
was a post office box right there at the airport, and I dropped
the letter into it. But, then a thought occurred to me: this facility
was one of those where you pull down a little door like contraption,
put the letter in, close the door to make sure the letter was indeed
posted, and then close it one last time. Although I only place in
it a thin letter the opening was wide enough to mail off a package
of a size sufficient to hold 34 hard cover books, or maybe
a half dozen paper backs. Whereupon it suddenly hit me, far more
disquieting: the opening was sufficient, more than sufficient, for
a terrorist to place a bomb, a reasonably big one, into that container.
He would not have even had to commit suicide to do so. A weight
of explosives small enough to fit into that opening could have done
a powerful lot of damage, murdering dozens if not scores of people
in a crowded airport. Timed to explode 10 minutes later, the perpetrator
could have gotten off scot free.
Then, I noticed
something else. Although I had to ask directions for the location
of the post office box, the same was not true for trash cans. They
were literally all over the place, in plain sight, dozens of them
placed every 20 yards or so, as far as the eye could see. Each of
them, in this particular airport, had a circular hole at the top,
measuring more than my hand span (about 8 inches). These were in
effect an open invitation to our friends from the terrorist community.
I thought about
sharing this information with any one of the myriad of guards, busy
bodies, uniformed gropers, policemen, checkers, x ray people, who
infest a modern airport. I did not do so for several reasons. One,
although I had plenty of time before my scheduled departure (one
of the "conveniences" of modern air travel is that you
have to waste an inordinate amount of time arriving early), I anticipated
the reaction of any of these worthies to whom I might confide my
apprehension about post office boxes and waste receptacles, along
the following lines: "Come with us, please." Whereupon
I would have been detained for hours at best, and days in jail at
worst, for intensive questioning. "What
business are you in?" "Have you ever published or said
anything critical of the government?" ("Me?" Certainly
not," might not have been able to withstand even the most cursory
of scrutiny in such circumstances.) "Why are you so concerned
about bombing?" "Are you a terrorist?" "Do you
know anyone from Iraq?" "Do you profess the Muslim faith?"
As I say,
speaking up in this public-spirited way would have made me miss
the plane, or worse. Instead, I started writing up this column in
the airport, while awaiting my departure. Paranoid that I am, I
am now keeping my eyes peeled for shifty looking characters putting
packages in waste cans (there being no post office boxes in sight,
I'm not worried about them). I'm also worried about minions of the
state. I am also busily looking over my shoulder as I write, making
sure no one is looking at what I write, attempting to decipher my
handwriting (I write by hand in airports and later type up what
I have written).
But here I'm
relatively safe. I can barely read my own handwriting. Then, too,
there is something off-putting to me about aiding and abetting these
inept airport guardians of ours. They are agents of an institution
Spooner has called "a band of murderers and thieves."
While I have
no doubt that were I to see one of them drowning I would toss him
a life raft (heck, I am an excellent swimmer with life guard training,
I would probably jump in to save him even at some risk to my own
life), I would do so only out of appreciation of our common humanity.
I would do so despite his role as an agent of the state apparatus.
Here, did I but make any suggestion to the police about postal boxes
and trash cans being an invitation to terrorists, I would have been
helping them in precisely this role. As I say, off-putting.
Why are these
morons so stupid? Why do our "protectors" pat us down
and search for, of all things, nail clippers? Why do they
adopt the identical procedures at every airport? Do they not realize
that this makes it easier for the bad guys? Why do they act so as
to make it prudent for us to get to the airport two hours before
a flight, wasting zillions of man-hours? Why don't they focus their
attention on young men of Arabic appearance, who have been responsible
for a very high proportion of all such incidents?
This is surely
due to a combination of political correctness run amuck, and to
monopoly operation. As to the former, I once in a benighted mood
thought it would disappear under the pressure of life and death
situations. Not so, not so. The evil Red Cross accepted blood donations
from homosexuals without testing them for fear of offending them,
and thereby infected with the AIDS virus hundreds of hapless and
trusting hemophiliacs. And now, the forces of political correctness
would rather see innocents blown to smithereens rather than engage
in eminently justified racial (sexual, and age) profiling.
As it happens,
however, looking askance at young male Arabs in airports and other
such sensitive places is no such thing. It is, rather, criminal
profiling. It would only be racial profiling if inspectors subjected
to heightened security, say, Arab grandmothers, who have not at
all been linked to terrorist acts. Why do airport security guards
target young attractive women? (Okay, okay, we all know the answer
to that one.)
The other element
is lack of competition. Why is this so important? Well, there are
imbeciles, also, in the private sector of the economy. Grocers who
don't wash their floors. Filling stations located on cul de sacs.
Restaurants whose chefs can't cook their way out of a paper bag.
But what happens with such ineptitude? The market's system of profit
and loss, or weeding-out firms that cannot cut the mustard, is the
difference between the two very, very different sectors of the economy.
Idiocy in the
private sector exists, but it is continually being pared away. No
such fail-safe mechanism underlies and supports government enterprise.
Imagine if safety protection at airports were run under the free
market sector, and one firm, the ACME agency, paid great attention
to nail clippers and black grandmothers, but ignored garbage cans
and Arab males of a certain age. There is a name for such companies,
and the name is "bankrupt." They would be eliminated,
forthwith, through the competitive process.
It does not
matter that our homeland security people wear uniforms. Or must
pass civil service types of exams, where they answer theoretical
questions theoretically. Or are forced to attend training sessions,
where they see films of past events. There is simply no automatic
mechanism that continuously improves quality, as occurs every day
in the market place. We do not owe our reasonably good pizzas, shoes,
and bicycles to geniuses. Rather, to this weeding-out system.
The people
supposedly protecting us from terrorists at airports are cut from
the same cloth as those who run the motor vehicle bureaus, the post
office, and the alphabet soup regulatory agencies. Try reasoning
with the denizens of these organizations.
I do not say
that nothing will ever be done about potential dangers posed by
the receptacles at airports. Even without a market system, common
sense may yet prevail. But don't hold your breath.
Maybe I should
shut up about this entire topic. Maybe I should not be raising this
particular safety issue, lest the terrorists add this new technique
to their repertoire. After all, I am a member of the air-traveling
public, and I have many loved ones who are, too. I thought about
that. But, I believe that the terrorists are smarter than the air
safety bureaucrats. If I publicize this potential danger in the
manner I am now doing, maybe this threat will become officially
recognized, anticipated, and dealt with: no receptacles of this
type in airports any more. Or, maybe fully transparent ones.
On the other
hand, if I keep silent about it, the murderers of innocents will
undoubtedly adopt it. But in publicizing the matter,
am I not violating my own principles, or, at least, my revulsion
at supporting the government? No, I am not. There is all the world
of difference between public speaking, or writing in a format such
as the present one, knowing full well that agents of the state can
access such information and analysis, on the one hand, and, on the
other, helping them directly, for example by mentioning this concern
to one of their ilk at an airport, or directly consulting with them
on such a matter, whether for pay or not.
Take an analogy.
In the next year or so, a book of mine on privatizing highways will
be published. In it I state that a competitive system for roadways
would likely engage in peak load pricing that would radically decrease
traffic congestion, and would institute a number of safety devices
which would greatly reduce highway fatalities. Will the authorities
read this book and implement some of these suggestions? Possibly.
This will not stop me from publication. But were I actually to consult
with the National Highway Traffic Safety Administration, as does
an otherwise libertarian Reason Foundation, then I would, in my
own opinion, be acting inconsistently with this philosophy.
I take that
back. Did my "consulting" with them consist of no more
than telling them to disband, and privatize all roads, streets,
highways, etc., then that would be entirely compatible with the
libertarian philosophy.
The
other day I received a telephone phone call from the State Department
of the U.S. They wanted to consult with me about how best to improve
the Iraqi economy. I mentioned a consulting fee of $400 per hour,
and not an eyelash was batted. Then, I said that I would consult
with them only on the topic of the immediate withdrawal of all US
personnel from that country, since I opposed their incursion. The
spokesman's response was to politely hang up. But suppose he had
persisted. Would I have acted improperly as a consultant? I think
not, as long as I advocated nothing incompatible with libertarianism.
August
1, 2005
Dr.
Block [send him mail]
is a professor of economics at Loyola University New Orleans.
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