A Very Private Bailout
by Daniel M. Ryan
by Daniel M. Ryan
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I was the beneficiary
of a bailout – a very private bailout. For about two weeks, I had
gotten into day trading; naturally, given the current turmoil, I
had sidled into trading busted-down financial stocks. I started
off with the proceeds of shares in a junior gold-mining company,
which I maladroitly sold near the bottom. Those proceeds were my
stake, as it were. As is often the case with inexperienced newbie
traders such as myself, I found that same mining stock rocketing
up after I got rid of it.
Nevertheless,
my frenetic trading had largely caught up with that mining stock
– until I bought some Washington Mutual hours before the FDIC folded
it. I had 2000 shares, bought at about $1.80/share, worth $1.69
each by the close of trading on Sept.25th. By the time
Washington Mutual was suspended right after Sept. 26th’s
opening, my shares had a market value of less than $400 for the
entire 2000. To put it bluntly, I was wiped out.
This kind of
story is often typical of day traders with a temporarily hot hand.
Like so many others, I got decimated. While WaMu was still suspended,
though, I was arranging a private bailout. Incredibly, it worked.
The Structure
of the "Bailout"
By last Tuesday,
I had secured enough funds to launch into what could politely be
called "salvage trading." As part of my day-trading efforts,
I had made some money off post-bankruptcy
Lehman Brothers shares before WaMu’s final plummet. As of Tuesday,
my plan was to do the same for the now-bankrupt
Washington Mutual. The two trades I made consisted of one overnight
trade, held from Tuesday morning to early Wednesday morning, and
a day trade that lasted most of Wednesday’s trading session. I closed
the second and final one just before regular trading ended Wednesday.
After doing so, I found that I had not only preserved the bailout
money, but had also made an additional $4000. Despite the slaughtering
my portfolio had endured, I now had enough (over and above the bailout
money) to buy back my original stake in that same junior-gold-mining
company. I did so, and I also put the bailout money in an issue
I don’t plan on selling anytime soon. Both of these purchases were
made just before 4 PM Wednesday, ET.
I described
this injection of new money as a "bailout" for a very
good reason. In order to rate it, I’m obliged to give up day trading
for a while. I started off as a speculator, bumped myself up to
day trader, all-but-destroyed my stake as a result, and now am back
down to a "mere" speculator. Since Wednesday’s close,
I have not made another trade.
As to why it
worked, luck had a lot to do with it, but I focused on what I did
properly before blowing myself out of the water. More to the point:
despite me recovering my original stake, I didn’t make the mistake
of chalking up my WaMu disaster to an unlucky break. Instead of
risking decimation of new money after old, I’ve benched myself.
State Aid
The above story
is an example of how bailouts in general tend to work better when
done through the voluntary sector. As Ludwig von Mises explained
in Bureaucracy,
a bureau has to be run on fixed rules administered impartially.
What would be a bespoke
bailout package in the private sector would be plain favoritism
if done by the State. The need for bureaucrats to be procedure-bound
and impartial means that my particular talents, and limitations,
would have to be deemed irrelevant had I even had the hope of qualifying
for any kind of government bailout. (I know; I’m merely fantasizing
here.)
Bureaucracies
can be considered good or bad, but that overall evaluation is typically
based upon the overall rules administered. A bureaucracy charged
with, say, welfare aid tends to be sized up as "well-meaning"
in the whole. A bureaucracy administering evil rules leads straight
to The Banality of Evil. What does not vary from bureaucracy
to bureaucracy is the need to be procedure-bound and categorical.
The duty of impartiality and the requirement of smooth running demand
it. Bureaucracies that administer emergency aid programs are notorious
for administrative nightmares, as
this rundown clearly illustrates.
There’s no
reason to expect the current financial-services bailout package
to be a program that the GAO need
not look closely at. The overall odds, as informed by the theory
of bureaucracy, suggest that any hurried rescue plan will be administered
sloppily. The originally-three-page bailout plan is now the size
of a novel – and I’m sure you can find at least one D.C. insider
who’s glad that it didn’t expand to the size of a Russian novel.
In addition,
it will further habituate Wall Street and Banker’s Row to more "emergency
money" from the taxpayer. As this habituation continues, the
financial-services industry begins to resemble a college from the
early 1960s – with the role of Mommy and Daddy being played by the
always-mulctible United States taxpayer.
Inadaptable
Unfortunately,
anecdotes such as mine tend to give rise to hopes that a bailout
can work if it’s modified to be more bespokeish: to take account
of the particular strengths and weaknesses of each foundered firm.
Leaving aside the question of what each firm’s strengths and weaknesses
are – my own implosion has inclined me towards grumblish notions
about J.P. Morgan Chase’s "strengths" – bespokery might
as well be a neologism for favoritism when the State enters the
picture. State aid is inherently ridden with agency
problems, which bureaucracy tries to keep a lid on. Those agency
problems cannot help but be exacerbated by the fact that the root
of said aid is tax funds, confiscated by law. "Johnny Tax Hike"
knows it.
On the other
hand, private bailouts tend to be goal-directed. They can be crafted
to take account of individuality without blanketing an industry
with regulations. They’re not hamstrung by the need to take precedents
into account. They also tend to separate viable firms, which got
themselves in a bad spot, from firms that are better left to bankruptcy.
The most likely source of such bailouts would be people with the
hard-won expertise to sift salvageable from unsalvageable, and the
(perhaps fiduciary) duty to deploy funds shrewdly. Finally, private-sector
bailouts use funds acquired voluntarily – not funds that have been
confiscated.
If the bailout
process is so needed at this time, plain citizens will see it and
act on this need. Leaving aside donors, of whom the American people
have a seemingly eternal supply, profit-seekers have a lot of incentive
to seek to bail out firms at a discount. Warren Buffett, to take
a single example, has already done so with Goldman, Sachs. He’s
one of many sources of bailout capital – especially if bankruptcy
investors are included.
In a way, it’s
a pity that the rise of the American people against the Bush Administration’s
bailout plan has proven to be a mere impediment to its passage.
Had the U.S. government backed off instead, we would have seen how
resourceful Americans really can be during a crisis…including American
"money grubbers" (which, according to at least one recent
news report, include U.S. government mandatories themselves).
October
3, 2008
Daniel
M. Ryan [send him mail]
is a Canadian with a past. Visit his
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