Notice:
This information is in no way to be used by pranksters, practical
jokers or angry ex-girlfriends. This is a discussion of the very
serious topic of pizza and pizza delivery.
You may not
be aware, but Dominos
Pizza maintains the largest consumer database in the world.
Thats right, Dominos! Most people might be careful about revealing
their personal information to websites, software companies, spammers
and all kinds of other businesses, but just when you least expect
it, even your pizza guy is keeping track of you. I dont know
which is the bigger pizza delivery fail.
Transactional
Databases Keep Track Of You
Why is this
such a big deal? If you have taken great pains to keep your phone
number and address out of public records, you may have to start
all over after revealing that info to your favorite pizza delivery
guy. Even if youre a Little
Ceasars person, pay attention because this can apply to
a lot of other companies who are doing the same thing as Dominos.
It is only a matter of time before the Corleone family finds which
database you are in.
If you think
you might have been caught up in a database like this and committed
your own pizza delivery fail, its not too late. You can let
your trail in the transactional database go cold, which is almost
as good as never appearing in it in the first place.
How To Avoid
The Dominos Pizza Delivery Fail
First, do not
call from any number that is associated with you. You can block
your phone number from their caller ID. Use *67 before dialing their
number or ask your phone provider to keep your phone number blocked
from caller ID. (*67 wont work when dialing 911, 800, 900,
877 or other designated prefix numbers)
Another option
is to get a spoofcard, prepaid
calling card or use another caller ID spoofing technique to call from
any number that you want. They will be keeping track of who calls
them and if the number is known to them, they will know who you are.
You could also use a different Google
voice number every time you call or just use a friends phone.
Dont
give them your real name. There is nothing illegal about using any
name you want as long as you arent going to defraud anyone.
Be sure to
pay in cash.
If you have
gotten this far you are probably in the clear. Your address alone
will probably not be enough information for them to link the purchase
to you and your location. Unless of course you have strange ordering
habits, like ordering a half cheese, half anchovy pizza with cheese
sticks, Fanta and Cinnasticks every single time you order. This
kind of order going to a million different names at the same address
is as fishy as your pizza.
To protect
your address, you might want to give them the address of your neighbors
house. Make sure your neighbor is okay with it first. You can put
up a note on their door with the full amount of cash and tip asking
them to just leave the pizza on the porch. Or, you can leave a note
saying Sorry, I am babysitting at 2456 not 2458.
Conclusion
Transactional
databases keep track of all kinds of stuff that you do. They are
increasingly cross-referenced with other databases and available
to more and more people. Make sure to protect your information at
all points along the way to prevent your own version of a pizza
delivery fail. For more tips like this, sign up for the email list.
Bill
Rounds, J.D. is a California attorney. He holds a degree in Accounting
from the University of Utah and a law degree from California
Western School of Law. He practices civil litigation, domestic
and foreign business entity formation and transactions, criminal
defense and privacy law. He is a strong advocate of personal and
financial freedom and civil liberties.