Goodbye
by
Charley
Reese
by Charley Reese
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This is
the last Charley Reese column, as the author is retiring.
Years ago,
the first time I saw my friend Brother Dave Gardner after he had
survived a plane crash, the comedian smiled and said, "The
devil like to got me." That's a good explanation for my last
trip to the hospital.
I've been
running a footrace with piled-up years and bad living habits, and
they have pulled even and will soon be ahead. I know it may not
seem to normal people that writing three columns a week requires
any hard work, but it does require energy to do the research and
an alertness of the mind that I can no longer muster. Hence, this
will be my last column.
It's been
a difficult decision to make. In one sense, I'm not sure there is
even a Charley Reese without the column, but I would rather quit
now than to reach a point where the editors and readers know that
I should quit. Those of you who have read my column have made me
a sort of guest in your home, and I don't want to overstay my welcome.
I don't intend
to croak, but that's not something we can control. I have some tidying
up to do. One of the things I have to do is to say a heartfelt thanks
to the readers and to the editors. I've stirred my share of controversy,
and the easiest solution to controversy is to simply drop the column.
I greatly admire those editors who stuck with me. I deeply appreciate
the loyalty of my readers. The sales reps and the staff at King
Features are the best in the business. I feel honored to have been
associated with them. To them, freedom of the press is not a slogan.
I've had a
good run. In 1955, when I started as a reporter, newspaper city
rooms were full of tobacco smoke, alcoholics, gluepots, steel rulers,
copy pencils and typewriters. There was a lot of profanity and an
occasional fistfight. Editors excelled in sarcasm. But they taught
me how to write clear sentences.
One afternoon
when I reported in, I asked an editor if he would like to get a
cup of coffee. He glared at me and said, "Reese, I just spent
$15 getting a buzz on, and I ain't about to ruin it with a (expletive)
10-cent cup of coffee."
Today's newsrooms
look more like insurance offices. Computer keyboards don't make
much noise. If the reporters smoke anything at all, it's not tobacco.
Instead of greasy grills, most newspapers have salad bars. I'm sure
H.L. Mencken would have seen salad bars as a sure sign of decline.
John McCain
can have the last laugh, since I've said several times that he's
too old to be the president. He is, even if he is more durable than
I am. There are some who will celebrate my going, and it galls me
to give them that pleasure. I was never ambitious, but I've always
been competitive and pugnacious.
At
any rate, it's a great time to be an American. George W. Bush, who
turned out to be a gift to comedians but a blunderer of the first
order, will soon be out of office. It is historic and a good sign
that a black man, Barack Obama, can win the nomination of a major
party. When I started in the business, the South was still segregated,
and blacks were invisible both as employees and as subjects of news
stories, with the exception of crime stories.
The great
advantage of a free society is the capacity to self-correct itself.
You'd think dictators would have figured that out, but if they are
not paranoid when they seize power, they become so trying to hang
on to power.
Well, enough
random thoughts. My goal as a columnist has always been to stimulate
and, if necessary, provoke people into thinking for themselves.
If we fail to do that, a free society won't last. I wish you all
a fond farewell.
August
30, 2008
Charley
Reese [send
him mail] has been a journalist for 49 years.
©
2008 by King Features Syndicate, Inc.
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