Recently by Eric Peters: Cash for Everyone…
Maybe this bugs you, too?
Theres a school zone ahead and clearly, obviously there are no kids about. But the DANGER! DANGER WILL ROBINSON!!! flashing lights are on anyhow probably because theyre on autopilot and set to go off at a certain time each day even if school is closed or its the weekend.
And boom! the guy ahead of you slows to a crippled crawl. God knows, there might be a sainted child within a 5-mile orbit and he just might run into the road. Even though of course, theres not. The parking lots empty and the schools as dead as Grants Tomb.
No one uses judgment anymore.
For 99 percent of drivers, the mere mention of children is enough to throw their safety fetish into overdrive. The reflex is as conditioned as the drooling of Pavlovs dogs. No using their eyes (and brains) and deciding, okay, its obvious schools closed. No kids around. Its probably okay to go faster than 15 MPH (assuming no cops are around).
But no.
The sign is there; the lights are flashing. And that triggers the response:
Submit. Obey.
Maybe Im just a member of the last generation that didnt consider the children the central organizing principle of society and the knee-jerk excuse for endless petty tyrannies, from mandatory seat belt laws to these over-the-top school zone crawl zones.
Faberge eggs are juggled by drunken clowns compared with the suffocating envelope of safety we envelope the children in and also any unlucky adults who happen to be nearby.
Its mostly because of the children that all of us now have to pay (according to most estimates) $500$1,000 more for a new car, because new cars all have to have air bags and air bags make cars safer for the children.
Its mostly because of the children that we have these noxious buckle-up at gunpoint laws that have given the Polizei legal cause to harass you in your own car simply for not wearing your seat belt. Its not going to be long before they start making us eat our veggies, too.
It is a Major Event when a school bus picks up or drops off a sainted child. Many flashing lights including, lately, strobe lights on the roof of the thing plus a fold-out STOP! sign that (you guessed it) folds out most imposingly as the bus comes to a stop. At which point, all within a mile orbit of the yellow carriage must also come to a stop. Its almost as if the presidential motorcade had arrived and the Great One is about to step out for a wave at the masses.
All wait, hushed in awe.
Meanwhile, back in the Gen X days of the 70s, school busses were driven by salty old ladies who either smoked or drank (sometimes both). They were not especially enamored of us the children and neither were most adults. We did not call our parents adult friends by their first names; we didnt monopolize the conversations, either. In fact, we were likely told to go do something and leave the adults the hell alone. We often actually walked gasp! unsupervised (gasp again!) from the bus stop to our house. Hovering pahrunts were not immediately and always there in a SmooooVeee to scoop us up and make sure we got home (safely) so that we could sit in front of some idiot Pixar droolfest for the next two hours. Instead we played some pick-up football, rooted around in the woods or something on our own initiative, no coaches or orchestrated uber-organization required.
And when we got picked up in the Vista Cruiser, we just hopped in the back and rode (or rolled around) unbuckled all the way home. Can you imagine it? None of this business of strapping eight and nine-year-olds into safety seats like pint-sized Hannibal Lecters. And somehow, we survived this (by modern standards) horrifically unsafe environment of neglect and indifference.
School zones existed but they werent Sacred Zones, as they are today.
No metal detectors; no calling the cops because a 12-year-old pointed his fingers at another kid and said Bang!
What the hell happened? And can we throw this thing into reverse?