A Christian Christmas in Snowy Iran
by William Wedin
by William Wedin
Iran. Tehran, Iran. The Hub of Human Evil. According to American
hate radio, anyway. Snowy Tehran on a peaceful winter day. Makes
you think of Boulder, donít it? Surrounded by snow-covered mountains?
Those are the Alborz Mountains. And they are higher
than the Rockies. They are the highest peaks in Asia west of the
Himalayas, in fact Ė with skiing on the upper slopes all year round.
certainly was when I first started surfing the web for photos of
Iran. I was shocked by the mountains. Shocked by the snow. Shocked
by the busy ski shops. Shocked by the "cool dudes" throwing
snowballs in their trendy clothes. Shocked by the American-looking
yellow school bus in the upper right photo there. Shocked by something
in every photo I saw.
But most of
all I was shocked by my shock. I was shocked by the fact that a
reasonably well-educated, well-informed man like me, who reads at
least a dozen alternative news sites like this one daily, should
have so many misconceptions in my head about Iran Ė without my even
being aware they were there. Like the notion that Iran is one big,
brain-baking desert. Or that Iran is hostile to Christians and women.
I say that
I was unaware these misconceptions existed in my head. But now that
I am aware of them, I know as a psychologist how they got there.
They got there through the skillful use of the "dark arts"
of psychology by the White House, on the one hand, and the American
mass media, on the other Ė with the all too able assistance of some
of my sleazy psychologist colleagues serving as high-paid "advisers."
One of those
dark psychological arts that led to my brainwashing is that of classical
conditioning Ė which is familiar to us all in the form of commercial
advertising. The most notorious example is the Marlboro
Man campaign: where a cancer-causing product was sold to millions
of insecure American boys and men (including myself as a teenager
in the í50ís) by pairing the powerful stimulus image of a ruggedly
handsome man on horseback with the originally neutral image of a
white little thing in his mouth, identified in the ad as a Marlboro
cigarette. With enough repeated pairings, smoking those white little
things became "manly" in itself (even though Marlboros
had "sissy" filters and Camels did not).
classical conditioning so scary is that it works on everyone Ė regardless
of how smart or knowledgeable we are. (Luckily) Iím the (still)
living proof. Even as a youth back in the 1950ís, I knew that the
Marlboro Man campaign was hokum. I was a Camel "man" through-and-through.
(Like the guys who won World War II.) And nothing Madison Avenue
could do could make me change my brand. Till one day I realized
that for some "strange" reason (called classical conditioning),
Marlboro was the only brand I had been buying for quite some time.
50 years to this past spring. And here I am again. Even though I
"knew better" than to believe all the propaganda I was
seeing and hearing on the tube about Iran, synaptic links were still
being forged in the "feeling" center (or limbic system)
of my brain between the neutral word, "Iran," on the one
hand, and strong, fear-inducing words and images (like those around
"9/11"), on the other.
To be sure,
I knew enough about Iran, even before I came across that first "shocking"
photo of Tehran nearly buried in snow, not to go completely off
the deep end and buy the White House hype about Iran being an "evil"
nation. But all those times I was hearing about "Iran"
while seeing ghastly images of Iraq on TV did condition me
to assume that the land and climate and people of Iraq and Iran
were the same. And the worst part was I did not even know that that
classically conditioned assumption had been put into my brain.
The same may
be said with respect to my classically conditioned assumption about
Iranian womenís "oppression." Only here the talk about
"Iran" was paired with images of Afghan women in burqas
Ė as in Bill Maherís "burqa fashion show" skit (which
you can watch here).
To my "rational brain" (my neocortex), the humor seemed
crude. And I thought I was unaffected by it. Till I came across
the photo of the woman standing outside the ski shop, and was stunned.
Simply stunned. And not just because she was a stunning woman either.
What stunned me the most was that her stunning face was unveiled
for me to see. And as I combed the web for other photos of Iranian
women, I learned that most Iranian women, as well as the Iranian
clergy, find wearing the burqa an Afghan extreme. The dark
art of classical conditioning had brainwashed me again.
as every fan of Harry Potter knows, there is also a whole set of
"defenses" against the dark arts that can turn our "hearts"
around. And antiwar activists need to master these if we are to
stop a catastrophic war from happening. And counter-conditioning
is a good place to begin.
is actually a form of classical conditioning in that it uses the
same technique of pairing one stimulus word or image with another
to build an association (or synaptic link) between the two. We only
call it "counter" conditioning because it is used to reverse
the effects of classical conditioning (or brainwashing) by pairing
words and images of an opposite kind, such as the photos of Iran
I am showing you here. They too touch our "hearts" (i.e.
the limbic systems of our brains). Only, these words and images
are of a positive kind. A peaceful kind. A pleasing kind. Glance
at them again. It is not so much that we are "fighting fire
with fire" here as we are fighting fire with snow. Mountains
of snow. Friendly, familiar, fear-dousing snow. Snow wherever you
turn. If you look closely, you can even see a whole snow scene with
skiers reflected in the sunglasses of the woman standing outside
the ski shop in the lower right photo. (Click here
for a larger view.)
these photos do not appall us the way, say, photos from Abu Ghraib
do. But that does not mean these gentle photos do not have their
own kind of power. Quite the contrary. They may actually have a
more powerful effect upon us in the long run precisely because they
do not threaten us with collective guilt the way photos from Abu
Ghraib do. Hence we are more likely to let these gentle images into
our "hearts," and allow our hearts to be changed by them,
rather than erecting psychological barriers against them the way
people tend to do against photos from Abu Ghraib.
photos offered in this article are easy on the eyes. At the same
time they tell us an enormous amount about the climate and culture
and people of a cosmopolitan city like Tehran and the ski resorts
around it. Like the emphasis that men and women place on looking
stylish and attractive. I was really taken aback. Especially by
the boys. "Suicidal sand devils" they are not. Rush Limbaugh
can say what he will. Boys donít dress like that to turn on virgins
in the sky. And you donít need to be a psychologist to see that.
That is the
wonderful thing about photos. That is the wonderful thing about
human vision. We may not be that smart. But our eyes sure are. Over
billions of years of life on this planet, our eyes (and the associated
visual areas of our brains) have evolved the capacity to process
millions of pixels of information Ė without our being consciously
aware of what is happening, let alone being able to put what we
visually "know" into words. Like which male is the "alpha
male" in the snowball scene. Or what those boys have most on
their hormone-challenged minds. We would instantly draw the same
conclusions whether the photo was from Iran or Switzerland or Argentina.
egalitarian that way. They are the most libertarian mode of communication
that we have in common. And as long as photos like these are out
there on the web, we can mine them for the kind of information that
the American mass media would deny us. Information that we as citizens
must possess for us to assess the wisdom (or folly) of where our
leaders are leading us.
Take this final
set of photos, for instance. Instead of wringing our hands at the
growing censorship in this country, let us see what our eyes can
tell us from a bunch of innocent Christmas photos from Iran about
the treatment of Iranian Christians in that demonized nation.
And what my
eyes tell me is that it looks like there are lots of Christians
now living in Iran (as they have for many centuries). And these
Christians feel free to shop for Christmas trees on the street and
for Christmas cards in the stores; and take photos of their kids
with Santa; and attend Christmas services in posh new churches.
And what my eyes tell me too is that all of these Christians are
unafraid. And I am sure that your eyes tell you the exact
because we all think alike. Itís rather because we all see alike.
By which I mean that all human eyes and optic nerves and visual
centers in our brains process visual information in the exact same
way. That is part of our common biology And an important component
of our common visual-processing program is to be able to "read"
each otherís feelings from thousands of visual clues that are far
too subtle to verbalize if we were even aware of them and had the
language skills of a Shakespeare. Itís the same for every species.
Whether we are talking about humans or hummingbirds or hamsters,
the ability to read the feelings of other members of oneís species
is "programmed in." It has to be for the species to survive.
So here. From
the way these people sit and stand and hold their heads and use
their hands, our eyes and optic nerves and related brain areas all
reach the same conclusion in a nanosecond. And that is that these
Iranian Christians are able to pray and shop and get goodies from
Santa and walk home through the streets of Tehran with gifts for
their grandkids without any fear. Be it from saber-toothed
tigers or "Muslim maniacs." And our visual processing
programs are also able to determine that these Christians are not
being brave in the face of danger. Their bodies are really relaxed
and unguarded Ė just like those of Christians in Boulder.
Now a hamster
or a hummingbird cannot take things any further than this seemingly
simple (but actually extraordinary) task of recognizing what other
members of their species are feeling through their body language
and sounds. But humans also have a "new" brain (or neocortex)
surrounding the "old" brain which allows us to think.
And when we think about these photos Ė when we really stop and think
Ė we discover that each and every one of these photos is a treasure
trove of information about Iran if we would only take the time to
apply our analytical skills to them. And Americaís newly minted
"thought police" and their psychologist "advisers"
can never prevent us from finding the truth in these innocent photos.
For the truth is everywhere to see. And as Bushís favorite philosopher
would say: the truth will set us free.
we can tell from the abundance of Christmas cards and trees and
wrappings and ornaments and Santa Claus suits that Iran has a capitalist,
consumer-oriented economy, with a large enough Christian community
to support a whole host of retailers, wholesalers, distributors,
suppliers, importers, and tree farms. And if we glance back at that
incredible first shot of Tehran at the foot of the snow-covered
Alborz Mountains, we can even say with certitude that the area around
Tehran has just the right terrain, soil, and climate for the new-cut
Christmas trees you see.
We can also
deduce from such things as Christmas trees being sold on Tehran
sidewalks and big Merry Christmas signs hanging in Tehran stores
that while American aggression in Iraq may have had the tragic "blowback"
effect of driving out 90%
of all Christians who once lived there, Muslim tolerance towards
Christians is still alive and well in Iran. And this tolerance on
the part of Iranís supposedly "mad mullahs" starts at
the top with Grand
Ayatollah Khamenei, and permeates all the way down Ė even when
it comes to such things as the depiction of angels in paintings
and sculptures: which is forbidden in Muslim mosques, yet allowed
in Christian churches. Take a closer
look at the church shown above and youíll see.
So, yes, Virginia,
there is a Santa Claus. And right now heís headed towards Tehran.
Let the bells of Christian capitalism and Muslim tolerance chime!
Wedin, Ph.D. [send him mail],
is a New York psychologist and long-time activist, who is currently
developing a new photo-sharing website to counter the current war
propaganda on Iran. Readers of this article are invited to preview
this new site.
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