I Have Seen Big Brother And He Is Us
by
Andrew S. Fischer
by Andrew S. Fischer
Having
been recently appointed Anti-Money Laundering Officer at my investment
firm, I now have the official, government-sanctioned power to scrutinize
our clients' account activity and report almost anything I deem
"suspicious activity" to the federal government. Be worried, friends
be very worried since every bank, every brokerage
house, every financial institution in the U.S. is required by the
Patriot Act to appoint an AML Officer, enact procedures to combat
money-laundering, and file Suspicious Activity Reports on U.S. citizens.
(You can view the 4-page SAR-SF form here.)
The
Act's definition of a financial institution is disturbingly broad.
It includes dealers in precious metals, stones, or jewels; pawnbrokers;
loan or finance companies; insurance companies; travel agencies;
telegraph companies; sellers of vehicles, including automobiles,
airplanes, and boats. Essentially, it means your financial transactions
are subject to investigation if you purchase an engagement ring,
insure your home, take a vacation or buy a car.
According to
the statute, if I simply should have become aware of suspicious
activity and fail to report it, I may have broken the law. So, if
I have a head cold one day and miss a $5,000 wire transfer on a
client's brokerage statement which is clearly suspicious
activity since this client is a 90-year-old widow living on fixed-income
investments, who has never made a wire transfer in ten years
I could be in trouble. (Don't laugh this applies not just
to the AML Officer, but to every employee in a financial
organization in a position to view client transactions. So, if you
make an unusually large deposit at the bank one day, your teller
must report this potential "suspicious activity" to higher ups or
face possible sanctions.)
As AML Officer,
I am required to report a client's activity as suspicious if it
merely fails to make business sense or appears to be without economic
purpose. So, if a client transfers $10,000 into his investment account
and breathlessly says "Buy gold stocks!" an hour after Alan Greenspan
and Fox News proclaim "Scientists Prove All Gold on Earth is Iron
Pyrite," I have to turn him in.
If a client
is a young school teacher and deposits, say, five $2,000 checks
over a period of ten days, she must be questioned about it. Since
this might be perfectly normal for a middle-aged, high-income surgeon,
however, I wouldn't have to question her at all thus lower-income
clients will necessarily suffer more intrusions into their privacy
than those who earn more. By the way, as AML Officer I'm safe-harbored
against violations of privacy laws I may be forced to commit while
adhering to the regulations of the Patriot Act.
It gets worse.
As I've noted, clients are to be questioned and then reported
to the feds on Form SAR-SF if I don't like their answers
if their transactions indicate suspicious activity. But it does
not end there I'm also required to be on the lookout for
potential tax evasion (as well as check fraud, embezzlement, theft,
identity theft or mail fraud). So, if a client deposits $1,000 which
he states he won by betting $1,000 on the Super Bowl, and wants
to buy his daughter a Treasury bond with that money, I'm obligated
by federal law to rat him out. Of course, all of this is just the
tip of the Patriot Act iceberg; see, e.g., "Outside
View: Patriot Act Problems."
I
find this situation repulsive in the extreme. It is Orwell's 1984,
slightly delayed. It will result in a paranoia explosion reminiscent
of Nazi-era Germany. What if the Super Bowl bettor in the above
example later hears from another person that I will probably file
an SAR-SF about his $1,000 deposit? Will he then, out of fear, report
it on his tax return the government's secondary desired end?
Or will he just phone me and say he made "that betting thing" up?
Then what do I do? Will he contact me and beg or threaten me to
keep silent? Then what do I do? What if the bettor is my own father?
Then what do I do!?
I'm already
an unpaid tax collector for the federal government, since I prepare
my firm's payroll, and now, without my consent, I'm also its unpaid
law enforcement agent and informant. I can only wonder, fearfully,
what comes next.
August
6, 2005
Andrew
S. Fischer [send him mail] is
a controller for an investment advisory firm in Pennsylvania.
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