When Beelzebub Reigns
by Tim Case
a knife to your throat if you are given to gluttony.”
of the most frustrating, if not inane, concepts is the nihilistic
and delusional disorder that all social values are baseless, that
nothing can be known, communicated, safe, accomplished, or indeed,
that society itself cannot subsist without government. Of course
the cozened adherent to such nonsense never considers the accompanying
labyrinth of governmental scat, which always comes in the form of
regulations and questionable laws putting people at risk both financially
you think my opening statement is a little austere or acerbic then
ponder the following historical phenomenon.
there is anything that government can be defined by it is the word
opulence. No matter what point is picked in history we find those
who have assumed the mantle of leadership living in high luxury
while being supported by the toil, resulting in the abject poverty,
can be partly explained by the relationship kings have had with
the pagan gods but it also has deep roots in a common basic fault
of power: the fifth deadly sin GLUTTONY, represented by the
demon god Beelzebub.
most common mistake people make, concerning gluttony, is assuming
it has only to do with food and drink. However, gluttony exists
where there is an excess of anything and commonly takes three distinct
an act is gluttonous when more pleasure is derived from something
than for which the object was made. This can apply to food and drink,
certainly the ancient Roman elite were renowned for their meals
where they ate until full only to force themselves to vomit so they
could eat and drink more.
we may also apply this form of gluttony to government and its incessant
appetite for power.
the glutton wants something exactly and only his way. Some, CS Lewis
in particular, call this gluttonous act a delicacy. By a delicacy
he meant an undue sensitivity or concern for what is considered
offensive or improper; squeamishness.
of us realize there is a certain amount of discomfort, inconvenience
and hazard in life. However, the glutton refuses the lesson of life
and these character-building qualities, instead wishing to be pampered
and coddled from what they find objectionable.
you ever asked why the government passes seat-belt laws, helmet
laws and a host of laws which lack sense or substance designed to
protect you from yourself? Have you ever questioned the great Federal
financial agencies like FEMA, Medicare, Medicaid and Social Security
which are said to keep you safe in your old age, healthy when you
are faced with a disease, and free from worry in case of natural
few dare to point out to these foolish, meddling lawmakers that
their acts border on the demented so we are left with a continuing
plethora of contemptible regulatory vomitus that have no real quintessence
other than to mask reality.
gluttony can be defined as demanding too much from people. In our
every day lives this may mean demanding too much of our friends,
family and wives, but in the case of the statist this takes on a
far more sinister meaning. To a bureaucracy this gluttony requires
our money, time, and person to satisfy the whims of those who are
too cowardly, too weak and too incapable of seeing to their own
needs and desires. Thus, they feel they can compel and confiscate
from those they rule, as slaves, the bodies who will fight their
wars, the money to pay their bills, and expertise to serve their
case in point is the reign of Caesar Nero through some of those
who followed him to the Roman throne.
semblance between the following reign of Caesars and the events
occurring today in America, particularly in Louisiana, Mississippi,
and Alabama are purely historical and certainly not coincidental.
reigned as Caesar from 54 AD until 68 AD and was a very talented
artist. He had a very creative mind and was an imaginative person.
Eric Nelson puts it, Nero had “star power”.
the first eight years of his reign all went pretty well in the Roman
government. This is due in large part to Agrippina Nero’s mother,
Seneca, Nero’s tutor, and Burrus, Nero’s prefect. While Nero was
under the control of these three people, the empire of Rome was
managed well. The needs of the population of the Roman Empire were
provided for and Rome gained victories in the East as well as Britain.
it was not long before Nero discovered that his mother had more
power than he did. Indeed, Agrippina was powerful, popular, and
very well connected within the political circles of Rome. Nero began
to fear Agrippina’s power and influence, so he murdered her. Next,
when Nero was 24, Burrus, Nero’s prefect died and finally Seneca
left the service of Caesar by retiring, in disgust and disappointment.
all controls removed, Nero was free to pursue his artistic personality.
He began appearing in public as a competitor in musical competitions,
acting, and chariot racing. According to Suetonius, this was encouraged
by staged public adulation and culminated in a grand concert tour
of Greece in 66 AD and 67 AD.
Nero was enjoying his tour through the artistic tulips, the government
of Rome was coming unglued at the seams. His artistic antics bred
an intense hatred from the Roman senate and the rest of Rome’s ruling
class. This hatred was further intensified by his confiscation of
large, rich estates and the adjoining land to pay his debts. He
began to mishandle the provinces and ignored paying his legions
stationed throughout the empire.
became more and more dictatorial and his personal life descended
into complete depravity and this decadence almost cost him his life.
Nero would disguise himself and at night go into town for an evening
of mugging, stealing, and sexual assault. Until one night he assaulted
the wife of a senator who then beat Nero badly enough that he never
went on the prowl again, without being accompanied by his personal
boy who, at sweet 16, had become emperor was fast becoming a monster.
Nero believed that fortunes were made to be squandered. He professed
admiration and praise for his uncle Gaius (Caligula), merely because
he had run through the vast fortune which Tiberius had left him;
and never thought twice about giving away or wasting money. He seldom
traveled with a train of less than 1,000 carriages; the mules of
which were shod with silver.
AD was the turning point in Nero’s in reign. That was the year when
the city of Rome caught fire and burned for three days. Most of
the city, including the imperial quarters and the city center, was
annihilated. Whether Nero was responsible for the fire or not is
open to debate. What did happen was that Rome’s citizens blamed
Nero for the fire because he wanted to build himself an imperial
palace, which he named the “Golden House”. Nero’s attempts at blaming
a secret Jewish sect and the Christians did not work, but what did
work were the laws of economics. The rebuilding of the city of Rome
and Nero’s new home brought on economic depression and this coupled
with his already wasteful reputation fueled the fires of rebellion.
through his squander of wealth and lavish taxes, had brought the
Roman Empire with all her providences to the point of bankruptcy.
suicide in 68 AD left the government of the Roman Empire spinning
out of control. Roman armies from different provinces marched on
Rome to claim their commander as the next princeps. This chaos leads
to what historians call the “year of four emperors”.
first to take the throne was the elderly Galba, who was in his 70’s.
Galba had been the governor of Spain and had promised the Praetorian
Guard, along with the military, a large sum of money if they would
throw in with those he supported in the rebellion against Nero.
soon as Galba took the title of emperor of Rome, he found that he
could not keep his promise to either the army or the Praetorian
Guard. The reason he could not pay what he had promised was that
the Roman Empire was broke. The military was in no mood to hear
any more excuses so after seven months as emperor, one of his rivals,
Otho, saw his chance and bribed the Praetorian Guard to murder the
knew he was the next emperor when a soldier with the rank of private
brought Galba’s head to Otho with his thumb thrust into the mouth.
say that Otho had a propensity for being decadent would be an understatement.
His reputation was made during his time with Nero, and it followed
him for the rest of his life, which was not very long.
best that can be said for Otho is that he tried to make peace between
all the armies, but it did not work. The legions of the Rhine and
Gaul wanted their commander, Aulus Vitellius, to be emperor and
these legions marched on Rome to prove it. A full-scale civil war
was imminent and to avoid it, Otho at age 37 and on the 57th
day of his reign, committed suicide, probably the noblest act of
his otherwise miserable, self-indulgent life.
became emperor according to the wishes of the Rhine and Gaul legions
and as Dr. Eric Nelson points out, “you can’t say enough bad about
Vitellius.” Historians describe Vitellius as the reincarnation of
the very worst traits of Caligula, Claudius, Nero, and Galba. He
was a murdering butcher, drunkard, glutton and wasteful with money.
His total bill in just food, during his short reign, was 9 million
sesterces and that was just for dining! The average soldier earned
about 900 sesterces a year. What Vitellius paid in just food would
have paid the salaries of 1000 soldiers for 10 years.
excesses were the excuse for the legions of the east were looking
for to rebel, because they wanted their commander, Titus Flavius
Vespasianus, to ascend the throne and take the title of emperor.
The eastern legions ceased their repression of the burgeoning rebellion
in Judah and returned to Rome with the intent cleaning up the cesspool
Vitellius heard that Vespasian was marching on Rome, he tried to
abdicate the throne but Vitellius’ supporters refused to allow him
to resign. When Vespasian’s brother, Sabinus, and his friends heard
what was happening they tried to seize the throne from Vitellius,
but Vitellius heard of the plot and had them killed.
two days Vespasian’s army had fought their way into Rome. Disguised
as a commoner and a huge money belt hidden under his cloths Vitellius
tried to sneak out of Rome, but his odious plan was discovered and
he was caught.
according to Suetonius, Vitellius “begged to be placed in safe custody,
even if that meant prison, because he had something to say concerning
the welfare of Vespasian. Instead, his hands were tied behind him,
a noose was fastened round his neck and amid cheers and abuse the
soldiers dragged him, half-naked, with his clothes in tatters, along
the Sacred Way to the Forum. They pulled his head back by the hair,
as is done with criminals, and stuck a sword-point under the chin,
to force him to expose his face and not lower it. Dung and filth
were hurled at him, also such epithets as ‘Fire-raiser’ and ‘Glutton’,
and his bodily defects were resoundingly mocked. The soldiers then
put him through the torture of the little cuts before finally killing
him near the Stairs of Mourning. Then they dragged his body to the
Tiber with a hook and threw it in.”
you can see the egregious effect of gluttony, in the public sector,
is an ever increasing loss of rights, financial stability, and social
well-being, while leading to war, civil war, murder and general
then should be clear why the god of gluttony is Beelzebub
meaning the “lord of flies” for it is to a dung hill or
a corpse that flies mass in the greatest quantities.
see gluttony is a ruthless form of depravity, in that it is self-limiting.
Gluttony is a deadly parasite that will eventually destroy its host.
As in the cases stated above from ancient Rome, time will take its
is a time that the power of the statists is stripped from them.
There is a time in which reality crashes the party demanding that
life is not a bed of roses. Finally, there is a time when people
refuse to give any more and the slavish hoards revolt. Nero learned
the lesson of time the hard way.
thought about dressing in black and making a pathetic but theatrical
appeal for his life to the people of Rome via the public Forum.
However, before he could put his desperate and pitiful plan into
effect, he found that his palace was completely deserted. That night
he spent running around calling and pleading for someone to help
him. Running into the streets of Rome, Nero found a freedman, by
the name of Phaon, who offered to help by disguising him and taking
Nero to a nearby villa.
disguise failed and Nero was recognized along the way. He was terrified
by what he heard people were saying about him and engaged more than
once in self-indulgent pitiful displays of cowardliness and self-aggrandizing
finally drove Nero over the edge was when Phaon brought him a letter
from the senate that declared Nero a public enemy who should be
captured and punished in the “ancient style,” by being stripped
naked, having his head thrust between the tines of a wooden fork
and then flogged to death with rods, when caught.
wanting to face this type of death Nero, with the help of his secretary,
stabbed himself in the throat, and died with these words on his
lips, “Such an artist dies in me.” With Nero’s death, the beginning
of Rome’s gluttonous period comes to a bloody end.
you wondering about the anger of the people in Louisiana? Are you
dumbfounded by the ineptness of state and federal agencies who are
suppose to be helping those in need? Are you concerned about the
death of those who cannot help themselves? Are you puzzled by the
crime of man against man in the form of rape and senseless murder?
Then look no further than the welfare state and the kismet of social
engineering. It is there that we found the misconduct in public
office by scoundrels who have laid the foundation for social chaos.
the wake of Katrina if we have learned nothing else we have learned
that when America’s bureaucracies purport to be an omnipresent god
but cannot deliver, as God, the blessing of well-being, then the
knife of Proverbs is poised at the throat of the sluggardly glutton
called government. The question is; where and when will be found
the helper that brings the knife to bear in its final duty?
Case [send him mail]
is a 30-year student of the ancient histories who agrees with the
first century stoic Epictetus on this one point: "Only the educated
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