I Always
Wanted To Be Like Chick Hearn
by
Gary North
Tuesday, August 6, Chick Hearn died. That won't mean much to most
of you, but if you live or lived in Los Angeles, and you are or
were a Lakers basketball fan, it will.
For years, Chick Hearn has been my role model. I want to tell you
why. We can learn a lot from what he did, and how well he did it.
TALENT
First and foremost, I respect talent. Chick Hearn was the greatest
basketball announcer I ever heard. He was the greatest sports announcer
I ever heard. He was the greatest announcer I ever heard.
Basketball
is a fast game. The announcer on the radio must be able to communicate
to the listener what is happening on the court, but without confusing
him. More than this: the listener must get almost as excited as
if he were watching the game. The listener must have a mental picture
of the court, or at least where the ball is on the court. The announcer
has to paint this verbal image within a second or two of the action.
He cannot fake it, because the reactions of the crowd must correspond
to his description of the action. Furthermore, if anything of significance
is happening away from the ball, the announcer must see it, hold
it in reserve mentally, and be ready to point out its existence,
preferably just before potential becomes reality. It's a skill possessed
by few men. Chick Hearn was the master. He was so good at this that
a lot of Laker fans at Laker Arena would bring transistor radios
with them, so they could understand what was going on right in front
of them. For them, seeing wasn't necessarily believing. Hearing
Chick was believing.
Hearn is thought to have invented these basketball phrases:
slam dunk
air ball (missed everything)
finger roll (7'1" Wilt Chamberlain's trade shot: released so close
to the basket that he almost rolled it off of his fingers)
no harm, no foul (should not have been called, and wasn't)
ticky-tack foul (should not have been called, but was)
faked him into the popcorn machine.
There
were many others, though not all were really his. But enough of
them were.
http://www.armory.com/~lew/sports/basketball/chick.html
He
coined phrases that have become standard for the sport, with "slam
dunk" being used in many areas of life, always meaning unstoppable
a sure thing. (You know: like the NASDAQ was in early 2000, or
so the pundits said.)
IN
THE SHADOWS
Hearn got his big break by announcing the basketball games of the
University of Southern California. In 1960 and 1961, I would often
listen to USC games, which were broadcast on FM radio, which not
that many people listened to back then. I was attending a school
90 miles east, but I had met one of the USC players at a summer
camp for collegians, so I listened to the games.
I could find no trace on the Web of Hearn's USC connection. That
era is forgotten. College basketball in that era was not a major
sport. It was not until the 1962-63 season that the NCAA finals
were broadcast on national TV. In March of 1962, UCLA made it to
the NCAA final four for the first time. John Wooden was not a well-known
coach in 1962. A local Los Angeles TV station broadcast it. Basketball
was rated so low in 1962 that no local network affiliate was interested.
This, you understand, was in the Los Angeles market gigantic.
The NCAA forced the station to agree in advance to broadcast the
final game even if UCLA lost in the semi-finals, which it did, by
two points, after a foul call so disputed that the post-game NCAA
film clip eliminated the actual foul. The NCAA knew that the station
would not otherwise broadcast the NCAA's final game. I was at UCLA
at the time, and my cousin's fiancée was the team's player of the
year. So, I remember. It is still hard to believe. CBS has just
agreed to pay $6.2 billion to the NCAA for the right to broadcast
NCAA games through 2013.
So,
laboring in FM radio's shadows in early 1960 with an incomparable
skill, Chick Hearn got his big chance when the Minneapolis Lakers
came to Los Angeles.
And you know what? When he was in town, and the Lakers were not
playing, he still broadcast the USC games through 1963. Anyway,
that's what I recall. But maybe I'm imagining it.
I think most men hope for something like this for their careers.
We labor long and hard to develop our skills. We hope that doors
will open to us that will allow us to maximize our contribution,
and even get raises.
In 1960, pro basketball was just beginning to make its mark on American
culture. It was the era of the Celtic-Laker rivalry, when the Celts
beat the Lakers in the finals, year after year. It was Jerry West
and Elgin Baylor vs. Bill Russell and Sam Jones and John Havlicek.
And, in Philadelphia, Wilt Chamberlain did the impossible, over
and over. (Trivia question: What is the greatest record in sports,
showing absolute bodily control, which will never be equalled? More
than this: it is so stupendous that it is not even tracked. My answer:
from the day he walked onto a high school court until the day he
retired, Wilt Chamberlain never fouled out of a game, yet he played
more minutes per game than any other NBA player.)
Endurance. I respect it. We all do. That's why we respect Lou Gehrig
and Cal Ripken. Hearn also endured. From 1965 to 2001, Hearn broadcast
3,338 games in a row. It took a heart attack to stop him, briefly.
He came back for another year of broadcasting. Think about that.
He was 85 when he died. So, he never missed a day on the job from
age 49 to age 84. He had intended to retire after one more season.
He slipped, fell, and injured his head. That's not a bad way to
go.
This is why the man has been my role model. If I can do anything
like what he did, I will regard my stay on earth as productive.
He never got "old man's voice." That was a blessing, given the nature
of his profession. He looked about 70 when he died a photogenic
70.
FINDING
YOUR NICHE
Hearn found his niche. I know nothing about how he got that USC
announcing job. The obituaries don't say much about his early years.
He had an amazing skill, and he applied it to a sport that requires
just this skill.
We all want this, too: that unique job for which our skills are
uniquely suited. We can then look back at the end of our careers
and say, "I did not waste my talent."
This is why the so-called Renaissance man has a big problem. He
doesn't know what he is best at. Leonardo da Vinci was very good
at everything, but he is remembered mainly for one painting: the
Mona Lisa. (Why that painting is so great is beyond me. But I'm
a Philistine.) He is remembered therefore for not making much of
a difference, the whiz kid who left one painting to posterity.
Hearn could look back on his career and not second-guess himself.
That's a great thing for anyone. Bill Clinton can't do that. Neither
can George Bush, Sr. Think of Richard Nixon and Lyndon Johnson.
I suppose Dwight Eisenhower, who never stumbled, could, and maybe
Harry Truman, who had failed at everything else. But most public
men with significant talent cannot enjoy this: to be the best in
your field, and to have your peers know this.
Well, that's too much to expect. But if a person knows that he succeeded
in matching his talents with his life's work, that's terrific, even
if he wasn't the best.
Next, if your work was the most important thing you could have done,
in which you would have been most difficult to replace, all the
better. I call this a person's calling.
Finally, you make a lot of money doing it. This means that your
calling was your occupation, and your occupation was in heavy demand.
The number of people who do all three find their calling,
make it their occupation, and make a pile of money is very
limited. Some ministers match calling and occupation. Some teachers
do. But they don't make a lot of money. The kinds of people described
in The
Millionaire Next Door and The
Millionaire Mind do all three. They are people who are above
average in intelligence, but rarely geniuses. They did not attend
the best schools. They did not get greased careers. The high school
hot shots get the greased careers, but most of them are salaried
very well salaried from the day they graduate from
law school or Harvard Business School. But you don't get rich with
a large salary. You spend it. You get rich by starting a successful
niche business. Then you can look back and say, "That's the best
thing I could have done with my time, given my one unique skill
and otherwise mediocre gifts."
If Chick Hearn had never been hired by the Lakers, and had spent
his life broadcasting USC basketball games, that would have been
a good thing. He would have been able to match his unique skill
with the support of thousands of fans. But with the Laker job, he
did this with millions of fans.
NO
WASTED TALENT
I used to do very basic Christian evangelism with prisoners in a
maximum security Texas prison. All that this took was for me to
show up once a week: no huge talent on my part. I lived about a
75-minute one-way drive from the prison: no big sacrifice.
One of the things I told these men, whose lives really had been
changed for the better, but whose environment hadn't and wasn't
going to, was that God doesn't waste His people's talent. They may,
but that's their responsibility. I cannot prove this, of course.
When you make this kind of statement to a man with a 30-year sentence,
with 25 years to go, and not much hope of parole, you had better
believe it. If you don't, he won't. I believe it.
Two of these men got out and have made it. Another one didn't. He's
back behind bars. One who made it was a barber in prison. He is
a barber on the outside. He attends church and sings in a choir,
as he did in prison. The other man was a con man, and a good one,
as con men go. He separated people from a lot of money. But he had
problems with women and drugs. He would up in jail. As Christians,
they have now broken the destructive patterns of their behavior.
They both say that prison was what made their lives better, because
they were not ready to hear about God before they got locked up.
They look back at their prison experience and think, "Given the
mess I was going in, prison was the best thing that could have happened
to me." What marks the serious ones behind bars is when they say
this when they have little or no chance of parole. They don't say,
"I was framed."
Chuck Colson says the same thing. He started a fine prison ministry,
Prison Fellowship. (I did not work with it.) Watergate was what
made him, by destroying his world. In the White House, he had the
reputation of a man willing to walk over his grandmother for political
reasons. (The movie, "Born
Again," is faithful to his story.) Solzhenitsyn said the same
thing about his time in the Gulag. His books changed the world.
The point I am trying to make is this: if you can carefully assess
the most important thing that you can do in which you would be most
difficult to replace, that's your calling. Pursue it. If it doesn't
pay much, do it anyway. If you can't afford to do it, then cut your
expenses, start saving, work longer hours, and pray.
A few weeks ago, I saw a documentary that featured Air Force General
Daniel "Chappie" James. He died in 1978. He died the same month
that he resigned from the Air Force. When his job was finished,
he was finished. This relationship is more common than men like
to think. In a film clip, this four-star general told his viewers
probably black teenage boys about his mother. His
mother had told him, "When you bang at a door to get in, and one
day the door opens, don't tell the man at the door that you have
to go get your bags." Then he explained her point: do what you can
to get the job you want before the opportunity arrives. Be ready
to go through that door. Don't bang on it until you are ready.
Chick Hearn had his bags packed in March, 1960. I don't know if
he banged on the Lakers' door. I doubt that he did. I assume that
the Lakers, about to move to California from Minneapolis (there
are no lakes in Los Angeles, other than Toluca Lake, which isn't
a lake), started asking around about L.A. basketball announcers.
His name came up. There were only two. The other was at UCLA. He
wasn't as good.
THE
CENTRALITY OF YOUR CALLING
This year, we have seen rich executives who thought they were in
the catbird seat a year ago, who are now trapped in class-action
law suits, and will be for years and many legal expenses to come.
Martha Stewart's net worth is down by the tens of millions, along
with her company's stock, because she, an
ex-stock broker, could not resist selling shares in some high-tech
bubble stock when she got an illegal inside tip. The stock market
losses she would have suffered by ignoring that phone call would
have been minuscule compared to what the stick market has done to
her net worth since then, and what Congress is going to do to her
for misleading them under oath. She forgot what her calling really
is. It isn't to be a stock picker or a stock broker. It is . . .
for the life of me, I still can't figure out what it is. But it
is cute, I guess, and millions of women like it enough to buy her
magazines, buy books, and watch her TV show.
Warren Buffett's occupation has been his life's calling: buying
substantial percentages of companies, but rarely selling. He has
done the most productive thing that he could have done, and he is
truly irreplaceable. (Sadly, when he dies, his money will go to
a tax-free cause that appalls me, but it's not my money, so I won't
answer for it on judgment day.) But if his father had possessed
the same money-making skill, he would have faced a very difficult
choice. Howard Buffett was the Ron Paul of his day, the most free
market member of Congress, a viewpoint that his son does not share.
He did not make a lot of money while in Congress. He influenced
few people. But he voted right, against the Fair Deal and Republican
compromises therewith. He favored the re-institution of the gold
standard. He voted "no" when almost nobody else did. He voted
"no" the way his son makes money: consistently. He stayed the course.
I respect the son's ability, but the father was a giant, even though
the public doesn't remember him, and few knew about him back then.
Find your calling. Your money has meaning during your lifetime mainly
in terms of your calling. The market can take care of itself.
May you be a Chick Hearn. May you make your life's calling a slam
dunk. But try to stay out of the popcorn machine.
August
9, 2002
Gary
North is the author of Mises
on Money. Visit http://www.freebooks.com.
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