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American
Foreign Policy Explained
by Ryan McMaken
by Ryan McMaken
Wag
the Dog: Platinum Edition (2003)
New Line Home Entertainment
When
it was first released in 1997, Barry Levinson’s film Wag
the Dog was a hit among Conservatives. Many saw it as commentary
on the Clinton administration’s use of military operations to distract
from a variety of domestic scandals and lackluster policies. By
1999, with the unfolding of the Lewinsky scandal, the impeachment
proceedings, and the convenient timing of Operation Desert Fox,
the film would come to be regarded as uncannily prophetic.
Given
the fact that the fictional president in Wag the Dog was
using a staged war to distract from his electoral problems, the
film seemed to many Conservatives like a hilarious send-up of presidential
foreign policy. Life imitated art so closely in fact, that many
analysts of international affairs (including numerous Conservative
pundits) began to refer to a "Wag
the Dog situation" surrounding Clinton’s wars of the late
90’s.
The
accusations were hardly unfounded. Clinton used these tactics well.
In fact, Operation
Desert Fox, one of the virtually perennial bombing raids on
Iraq since Bush 41’s invasion, successfully delayed some of the
votes necessary in the House for the impeachment proceedings to
proceed. Coupled with the ongoing bombing of Serbia in Operation
Allied Force, Clinton had managed to get two splendid little
wars going as the impeachment approached. Given the fact that Americans
can always be relied upon to rally ’round the flag like Pavlov’s
dog any time Americans are bombing some tiny foreign country, the
mini-wars did manage to distract from the doomed impeachment effort
and to many, made it look like an inconsequential sideshow. After
all, what is impeachment compared to war?
The
connection drawn by the Clinton-haters was certainly appropriate,
but the film had not been created with Clinton in mind. According
to its creators, the film was based on the novel American Hero
by Larry Beinhart, in which it is discovered that Bush 41’s Operation
Desert Storm was actually a Hollywood production choreographed by
White House press agents and mainstream filmmakers. While the novel
specifically targeted Bush, the makers of Wag the Dog, were
smart enough to avoid making any direct connections to any particular
president or political party.
In
interviews, Levinson would note that the tools of deception and
mass manipulation used in the film are a trademark of the modern
presidency in general, not the mark of any particular
president. Thus, the film features an "everyman" president.
Nameless, faceless, without political affiliation, this president
can be any president, and he does what any president is willing
to do: whatever it takes to be re-elected.
At
first, the film seems like dozens of other mediocre "political"
movies, featuring a popularity crisis for a president, and how he
deals with it. Yet Wag the Dog takes a turn that is so cynical,
so abusive of American gullibility, and so unpleasantly close to
real life, that the viewer soon finds himself both enthralled and
repulsed.
As
one would expect in the age of Clinton, the movie opens with a president
caught sexually assaulting a teenage girl. There are only two weeks
until the election, and the president’s new strategist, Conrad Brean
(Robert De Niro) concludes that a war with some inconsequential
foreign backwater would solve the "problem." Rather than
fight a real, war, Brean wonders, why not fight a fake one? It would
be cheaper, and there’s no danger of American casualties.
When
the press secretary (Anne Heche) worries that "they will find
out" Brean asks "who are ‘they’? The American people?
Who’s gonna tell ’em?"There’s hardly any danger in them figuring
anything out on their own. Seeing is believing after all, and who
is the public going to believe? Some kook’s theory about the war,
or the real life war right there on the screen in front of them?
This
disconnect between the images on the screen and the situation in
the real world is the central conceit of the movie, and it is Brean’s
greatest weapon. Brean knows that the public will never question
the images fed to them by the unblinking eye of the television,
even when they’re provided with virtually no evidence at all. In
fact, the less visual evidence, the better. Let the spin do the
rest.
Enlisting
the help of Hollywood producer Stanley Motss (Dustin Hoffman) to
"produce" the war, Brean explains the rules of the game:
"You
watched the Gulf War. What did you see day after day? The one
smart bomb falling down a chimney. The truth? I was in that building
when we shot that shot. We shot it in a studio in Falls Church,
Virginia on a 1/10th scale model of a building."
"Is
that true?"
"How
the f__k do we know?"
Brean
is able to secure Motss and a team of other top talent for his "pageant"
of war, but Brean is always careful to deliver a special message:
"You can’t tell anyone about this," he tells them with
a smile. The murderous threat behind that smile is not lost on anyone.
The
pageant continues, Albania is named the new national enemy and production
begins on fabricated newsreels, patriotic songs, and "Fuck
Albania" t-shirts. Motss calls in "The Fad King"
(Denis Leary) to create a successor to the "yellow ribbon"
phenomenon, which we learn, was itself a creation of the government
public relations machine.
But
why Albania?:
"We
have to have something they want," Motss wonders, "what
do we have that they want?"
"Uhhh…freedom?"
"Well,
why would they want that?"
"Uhhh…oppressed?"
"No,
no, no, f__k freedom, they want to destroy the godless
Satan – they want to destroy our way of life!"
But
the question of why to invade remains…
"We
just found out they have The Bomb – suitcase bomb – and it’s in
Canada!"
It
only takes minutes to get the brain-dead press hooked on this bogus
story, of course, and soon, opposition melts in Washington. But
as time goes on, it’s increasingly difficult to keep the public
entertained by a war in a place as presumably uninteresting as Albania.
So, as the "war" effort stalls, Motss and Brean decide
that what every war needs is a war hero. They find a mental
patient named Willie Schumann, and trot him out as America’s new
hero. The Fad King, inspired by Schumann’s surname, orchestrates
the "discovery" of an old blues tune "Old Shoe."
Women weep at the mere invocation of Schumann’s name, and masses
of school children take part in great shoe-related demonstrations
in a "spontaneous moment of sheer patriotism."
The
whole thing ends as every militaristic farce must– with a
state funeral for the dead soldiers as the politicians (all alive
and well) look on. Willie Schumann is laid to rest by the invented
Special Forces Unit, "the men of the 303." The public
swoons, the President is re-elected, and secrecy is assured forever
when Stanley Motss soon turns up dead following a "heart attack."
Americans sit glued to their television sets drinking it all in,
staring blankly, believing everything.
In
the end, as much as the Conservatives might have missed it during
the Clinton years, Wag the Dog isn’t just a film about using
wars to distract from the personal problems and power abuses of
presidents. It’s a mocking and venomous commentary on the entire
enterprise of war in America, the deceptions concocted by governments,
and the American willingness to believe virtually anything, as long
as the evening news tells them its true. The arbitrary selection
of Albania as a threat against the "godless Satan" is
the product of about as much realistic analysis as the conclusion
that "they hate us because we’re free." The latter catchphrase
is no doubt a line that Levinson can only wish he had thought up
first.
So
while once promoted by the anti-Clinton forces as a "must see"
it’s not exactly difficult to see why Wag the Dog has so
fallen out of favor with the Conservative punditry. For them, the
joke just isn’t funny anymore. It doesn’t take a degree in film
studies to see the Willie Schumann scam in the Army’s attempts at
lionizing Pat Tillman or Jessica Lynch. Even Walter Jones now sees
the idiocy of the anti-French "Freedom Fries" hysteria.
And most damaging and lasting of all: Iraq’s weapons of mass destruction
have turned out to be about as realistic as the Albanian suitcase
bomb in Canada.
Much
of this stems from the fact that American Conservatism’s opposition
to unconstitutional wars and interventionist foreign policy during
the 1990’s was about as serious as Albania’s nuclear weapons program.
All it ever really amounted to was an opposition to Clinton’s
unconstitutional wars. Once upon a time, Conservatives claimed to
revile government, to revel in the exposure of its lies, its manipulations,
and its paper dragon "enemies." Today, of course, the
whole idea of Conservative opposition to government intervention
is an oxymoron. Conservatives are in the excuse-making business
for pretty much anything the White House does as long as their man
is living in it.
In
the years since its original release, Wag the Dog has only
become more insightful and more prophetic in its vision of America’s
relationship with the media in wartime. Featuring a haunting soundtrack
by Mark Knopfler and showcasing some of the best comic work ever
done by Dustin Hoffman, this film stands on its own simply as an
entertaining feature, but it should also rank as one of the greatest
satires Hollywood has ever produced. In 2005, the age of gutless
media, it’s hard to imagine a movie like this one being made at
all, but thankfully that’s unnecessary. This film hasn’t aged a
day, and Wag the Dog is more relevant today than ever.
The
new
Platinum Edition features a running commentary by the director
and Dustin Hoffman, a featurette on Hollywood and politics, and
interviews.
July
5, 2005
Ryan
McMaken [send him mail]
is a former lobbyist, an occasional college instructor, and a regular
columnist for LewRockwell.com.
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