Automatic for the People: The AK-47
by C.J. Maloney
by CJ Maloney
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My
work is my life, and my life is my work. I invented this assault
rifle to defend my country. Today, I am proud that it has become
for many synonymous with liberty.
~
Mikhail Kalashnikov
Recently
Mikhail Kalashnikov, the man who designed the AK-47 (Avtomat
Kalashnikova model 1947) assault rifle,
celebrated his 90th birthday. Though already feted in
his Russian homeland as an officially approved hero at three previous
events, President Dmitry Medvedev christened him yet again to honor
the occasion, this time as a "Hero of the Russian Federation."
That was on November 10, 2009 and America for the most part completely
ignored the festivities, as Call
of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 was released the same day.
Incidentally,
the AK-47 is a prominent weapon in that game, just as it is around
the world. President Medvedev lauded Mr. Kalashnikov’s AK-47 as
"the brand every Russian is proud of" and they should
be. Designated the Red Army’s primary infantry weapon in 1949, it
has gone on to be mass produced everywhere and anywhere by everybody,
the Russian communists not believing in such things as copyrights
or patents. So, unlike America’s Winchester family who became fabulously
wealthy (and insane) by inventing the repeating rifle, Mr. Kalashnikov
gets a small government pension, the occasional medal, and nothing
else for all that his efforts produced.
While
the US industrial-military complex may get to play with an annual
budget which exceeds the rest of the globe combined, they have yet
to create a weapon even near the genius of the AK-47. It is so reliable
that you can literally drop it in the mud, step on it, pick it up,
and fire at will. (Try that with an M-16.) Drop it into a river,
fish it off the bottom, and she’ll fire just fine. US and British
special forces fighting in the inhospitable badlands of Central
Asia are big fans. Combine this amazing reliability with its incredibly
cheap production costs and you have the Honda of assault rifles;
more of the AK-47 variants have been produced than every other assault
rifle combined.
Noting
studies that found most rifle combat takes place within close proximity,
the rifle has a maximum range of about 300 meters, or 3 1/3 football
fields, yet when it comes to being able to hit anything 100 yards
is more like it. Since the overwhelming majority of humans are poor
shots, semiautomatic or automatic variants are available for your
consideration. Six hundred rounds a minute can be placed onto target,
but you’d need to be a ridiculously fast loader to reach that number
as the curved magazine holds only 30 rounds. 100 to 400 rounds a
minute is more realistic, and still plenty. Some versions come with
a wooden stock, some with a metal stock which may be folded down
for storage; the latter variant is used by mechanized and airborne
troops.
Firing
a 7.62mm round that can either shred you (if it tumbles when it
strikes your body) or leave a nice clean hole (if it passes right
through) that can be patched up in a jiffy, the selective fire,
gas-operated rifle is so cheap to mass produce and maintain that
over 50 armies the world over use it as their chief infantry weapon.
Since this leaves a lot of these things laying about, with plenty
of ammunition to boot, it’s the preferred weapon of choice for terrorists,
Mafia, drug dealers, assorted dictators, and other unsavory types.
This fact gives it a rather negative reputation in American eyes;
any Hollywood production with a villain almost invariably arms him
with an AK-47, never with the M-16, our military’s preferred rifle.
Nonetheless,
it is a supremely lethal weapon, giving any slob armed with one
the combat ability to take on a professional, and after you throw
in its ability to function reliably in any type of climate the Earth
can offer it’s easy to understand Samuel L. Jackson’s character
from Jackie
Brown when he intones, "The AK-47. When you absolutely,
positively got to kill every mother****** in the room, accept no
substitutes." Not too many people do.
And
that includes not just Iraqi and Afghani rebels but American civilians,
too, the last served by AK-47spewing factories from sea to
shining sea. And here is where you should give the communists their
just due, as it was communism that put the working masses on an
equal footing to the political class in the event things devolve
into a bar brawl.
Who
says that God has no sense of humor, if a rather dark one, when
He gives for us the ironic fact that of all the forms of political
organization that humans herd themselves into there has been none
more reactionary, bloodthirsty, or political than Stalinism, and
that’s the one which gave us the cheap to produce, lethal,
and amazingly low maintenance AK-47. Besides corpses and vodka,
the AK-47 was the only thing communist Russia was ever able to mass-produce.
A
guerilla army in today’s world needs little more than an ample supply
of AK-47s, something to believe in, and the support of those around
them to be unconquerable. That’s all. And Mikhail Kalashnikov, God
bless him, has put that ability in the hands of people from one
end of the earth to the other.
Alexander
Hamilton wrote in The Federalist No. 29 that should the federal
government ever turn despotic it "can never be formidable to
the liberties of the people while there is a large body of citizens,
little, if at all, inferior to them in discipline and the use of
arms." If every American family had an AK-47 hanging on the
wall over the 46" wide-screen plasma, that’d force enough to
give any army pause.
So
next May Day, assuming you remember it at all, take a moment to
honor the memory of the millions slaughtered over the lethally stupid
idea of communism, but give a nod to God’s great mercy, to His mysterious
way that willed that very same idea to birth the AK-47. It gave
to the working masses the ability to defend themselves from the
more virulent strain of politicians; it is the sword of the common
man. Of all the firearms yet dreamed up by mankind, it is the automatic
for the people.
December
21, 2009
CJ Maloney
[send him mail] lives
and works in New York City. He blogs
for Liberty & Power on the History News Network website. His
first book (on Arthurdale, West Virginia during the New Deal) is
to be released by John Wiley and Sons in February 2011.
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© 2009 by LewRockwell.com. Permission to reprint in whole or in
part is gladly granted, provided full credit is given.
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