Our Heroic Fighting Men and Women . . .

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. . . sitting safely in  gigantic warships twenty miles or more from Syria, protected by dozens of fighter jets, are about to push a few buttons, video game style, to launch thousand-pound bombs on Syrian cities that will inevitably murder innocent women and children, many of whom have relatives living and working in the U.S.  It’s The Battle of Gettysburg all over again!  All together now:  “Mine eyes have seen the glory of the coming of the Lord . . .”

Upon returning home, OUR HEROES will stroll through our airports, still wearing  camouflage, and be greeted with applause and chants of “thank you for your service to our country” by the hordes of  ignorant and shockingly gullible Boobus Americanus.  This will be the green light for President Hillary Clinton to finally drop a nuclear bomb on Iran as her first official act as dictator-in-chief.  Bill Kristol will celebrate in the War Street Journal that “the realm” has finally been “secured.”

8:51 pm on September 4, 2013