BushWorld II

The Ministry of BushTruth has sent out a hilarious version of “The Twelve Days Of Christmas,” and you’ll love it, if you believe in Richer Perle and the Easter Bunny.

This is the message that poor Winston, grinding away in the bowels of the Ministry, must insert into all historical records (which he alters daily) before attending the required “Two Minutes Hate.”

Here is what Bush thinks future historians will write about him (Right now, cabinet members must insert it in all their speeches — And that’s an order!!!):

“Titled ‘Speech Topper on the Bush Record,’ the talking points state that Bush “kept the American people safe” after the Sept. 11 terrorist attacks, lifted the economy after 2001 through tax cuts, curbed AIDS in Africa and maintained “the honor and the dignity of his office.”

About the honor and dignity of the country he supposedly served, Bush says — Zero.

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