Our So-Called Democracy
by Steven LaTulippe
by Steven LaTulippe
I
sat down on my couch to watch the final presidential debate last
week with a combination of fear and loathing. Since my more mature
coping mechanisms had been exhausted by the previous three debates,
I uncorked a bottle of pinot noir and poured a hefty glass to help
things go a bit more smoothly.
As
the candidates droned on, I kept recalling the comments that both
my liberal and conservative friends have been making over the last
several weeks. To a man, they have hysterically claimed that this
election is a critical event for the future of America. They contend
that the candidates are offering drastically different plans that
will affect our nation in countless important ways.
But
as I watched the show, I became convinced that their hysteria is
totally unfounded. To me, the primary take-home message of the debates
is the extent to which both candidates, and their respective parties,
hold nearly identical opinions on most of the crucial issues facing
America today.
This
last debate, which focused on domestic concerns, was essentially
an endless loop of the same argument which was made by both candidates
in regards to every conceivable issue.
Moderator:
What will you do about problem X?
Candidate:
Problem X is one of the most important issues of our time. Since
I’ve been in government, I’ve passed 693 bills concerning problem
X. Over the past ten years, I’ve increased spending on problem X
by 4.3 trillion dollars and have created 28 new government agencies
to address the issue. My opponent, on the other hand, could care
less about problem X. He’s been ignoring it for his entire career,
and probably wants problem X to get worse, since his friends and
cronies benefit from problem X. Vote for me, and problem X is as
good as solved. I have a wonderful new plan to deal with it. Just
go to my website and read all about it!
After
listening to this for an hour and a half, I was quietly thanking
God that I’d had the foresight to stock up on a few more bottles
of wine to grease the wheels of this awful "debate."
My
friends’ hysteria notwithstanding, when one considers the truly
great issues of our time, the mysterious convergence of opinions
of both parties becomes incredibly enigmatic.
I
can’t help but to wander into the realm of the X-Files.
Take
the Iraq War, for instance. Both Bush and Kerry are offering more
of the same. Both contend that they will continue with the war until
"victory." Their plans each consist of training Iraqis
to fight the rebels and of persuading other nations to join our
"coalition."
Whether
either of these things will work is extremely doubtful, but I am
nevertheless fascinated with the identical nature of their opinions.
In a truly adversarial system of competing parties, wouldn’t one
expect that one party would be in favor of continuing to fight the
war in a more belligerent fashion, while the other would press for
an immediate withdrawal? Would that not give the voters an authentic
choice in the election?
Or
take immigration. America’s southern border is being flooded by
over 1 million illegal immigrants every year. Our government is
involved in a war against a terror organization which has vowed
to strike America again. Is it not obvious that the border’s pathetically
porous nature represents a critical danger to our country? Whatever
one’s opinion of immigration is, it is undeniable that there are
serious arguments to be made that things need to be drastically
altered.
Yet,
amazingly, both candidates have essentially stated that the border
will remain as is…with only a token civilian force in place to staunch
the flow.
Ninety
percent of the American people want illegal immigration to be stopped
cold, yet the open-border policy continues year after year regardless
of which party is in power.
Am
I the only person who finds this a bit odd?
In
a truly representative two-party system, would one not expect one
party to favor continued open borders, while the other vows to close
and militarize the frontier? Should not one party argue that illegal
immigration is wonderful; with the other one claiming that it is
bankrupting our nation and imperiling our security?
Again,
where is the choice?
And
how about the general nature our interventionist foreign policy?
America has troops stationed in over 100 nations scattered across
the globe. We have fought countless wars over the past decade and
have lost many soldiers in these conflicts. Our budget deficit is
exploding and the cost of this policy is partially to blame.
Would
not a truly representative system consist of one party arguing for
a continuation of our reckless globalism, while the other party
pleads for "America First"?
Yet,
the only thing to be heard from both Bush and Kerry is the same
monotonous clichés about America needing to "lead the
world" and continue to be involved in the "global community."
The
argument for minding our own business is nowhere to be found. Both
candidates are of essentially the same opinion while differing only
in style.
Try
as I might (in my admittedly wine-addled state) I could only discern
one possible explanation for this series of coincidences. Namely,
our system is steeped in fraud. I am forced to conclude that our
elections are largely dog-and-pony shows in which the real decisions
have been made beforehand, leaving the candidates to quarrel over
window-dressings.
Basically,
we live in an oligarchy.
The
only way that the opposing candidates could possibly hold identical
opinions about so many crucial issues is if they have been previously
vetted by the establishment for their loyalty to those issues deemed
critical to the powers-that-be.
My
pet theory (and it is, admittedly, just a theory) is that the American
elite, which consists mostly of powerful government officials, central
bankers, quasi-governmental industrialists, and various "old
money" Brahmin families, runs this country through their "soft"
control of campaign finances, media, government regulations, and
the political party machines. This elite has its own agenda which
it forms by consensus in obscure corridors of power. We do not thus
have a free market economy, and we do not have a truly representative
republic. Our system functions like a corrupt cartel, and our elections
are merely "shows" in which the great unwashed are permitted
to choose between two candidates who have been carefully screened
for their fidelity to various issues which are critical to these
aforementioned elites.
This
conclusion gives rise to another disturbing realization:
Ironically,
this political system is similar to the one which our government
is now attempting to impose on Iraq.
Any
truly free election in Iraq would give rise to a government which
would enact Islamic law and demand the withdrawal of American forces.
Since the American elite has decided to occupy Iraq (for reasons
that are not altogether clear to me), there is simply no way that
our government will allow a real democratic election there. Instead,
America has been attempting to create a system in which the Iraqis
go through the motions of electing a government, but the resulting
"elected" leaders still continue to abide by our dictates
and allow for our continued occupation. Our government has been
attempting to pull this off by resorting to a variety of backdoor
manipulations designed to shape the process to its liking, but which
still results in a government that is plausibly credible to the
Iraqi citizenry as being the product of their democratically determined
free-will.
It
is not unreasonable to suggest that the only difference between
us and the Iraqis is that the Iraqi people see through the mirage,
while the American people are content to allow our system to fester
so long as we are kept fat and happy.
But
given our exploding trade deficit, our colossal budget deficit,
and our eroding household incomes, it is interesting to ponder what
will happen if our system stops "delivering the goods."
Might
not the American public decide to take an angry peek behind the
curtain to see just what is going on back there?
People
might say that this all sounds a bit far-fetched and that I should
avoid political philosophizing while under the influence. But one
should also remember that old Roman saying: in vino veritas.
October
18, 2004
Steven
LaTulippe [send him mail]
is a physician currently practicing in Ohio. He was an officer in
the United States Air Force for 13 years.
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