Neocons
on the Outs?
by
Karen Kwiatkowski
Though
[they] have seen [their] head[s] (grown slightly bald) brought in
upon a platter,
I
am no prophet and here's no great matter;
[They]
have seen the moment of [their] greatness flicker,
And
[they] have seen the eternal Footman hold [their] coat, and snicker,
And
in short, [they are] afraid.
~
The Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock, the Neocon version
With
apologies to T.S. Eliot
The
neo-cons have been outed!
They are not conservatives, with faith in the American Constitution
– they are old-European radical ideologues who believe in a neo-American
empire maintained by our military, with a little help from Halliburton
and Bechtel. They are the spawn of FDR, their shallow conception
of history melded with unbounded personal egotism and unshakable
faith in government as God, the President and his friends role-playing
the Godhead. They are Wilsonian in their fervor and righteousness,
and in their ability to aggressively deceive whole nations at will
for a greater cause – which of course brings us back to Strauss.
Thank
goodness they have been outed. Of course, outings are not always
pleasant for the outees. And their responses have been entirely
predictable. Some of them, the Frums and the Goldbergs, have denied
that they are neocons, and more vociferously denied even that neocons
exist at all. I promote empire, I believe in a lower soldier class
to do the domestic and global will of the philosopher-kings, I regard
constitutional limitation of government power as passé, and
I treat the Bill of Rights contemptuously because I am, like you,
a conservative.
Obviously,
that argument is both strained and ludicrous, not to mention false,
and it doesn’t work. Young neocons, when you are older you may learn
that when deep in a ditch, the first thing to do is stop digging.
Other
neocons have reacted by pressing on with their political agendas,
as if nothing has been exposed. Wolfowitz and Perle, Woolsey and
Kristol and Krauthammer, the cadres of un-elected political appointees
and their media acolytes, move forward with the Iraq agenda, the
Iran agenda, the Syria agenda, the Jordan agenda, ad nauseum. Undeterred
by obstacles like the law, the truth, Colin Powell, lack of WMD
or any other rationale for the invasion and occupation of Iraq,
catastrophe in Afghanistan, undeterred by the growing stream of
American soldiers’ lives and futures sacrificed for their overseas
agenda, undeterred by the rising chorus of American demands to know
what is going on across the Potomac. Undeterred, life for these
outed neocons goes on as before.
These
neocons, upon outing, blandly gaze up for a moment, oblivious, and
return again to their group and their mission. Unlike the younger
and less confident neocons, who perhaps had only dabbled in neoconservativism
out of curiosity, in order to be accepted, to have a social life
or as an interesting diversion, these middle aged neocons wear the
gray flannel suits of their order. Past questioning, they march
undeterred in their universe, empowered by the Group, empowered
by "What They Know," leaving behind them a wreck of a
picnic – chaos for the rest of the world that to the ant, appears
as a perfectly designed buffet.
We
have seen them in action – chicken hawks who conveniently missed
out on military service, who safely skipped the wars of their generations,
and yet now embrace, with all the passionless passion of J. Alfred
Prufrock, a flamboyant radical war-loving mystique. Dressed up intellectuals
of overwhelming, almost frightening, mediocrity, we have the Village
People of Washington politics.
A
third group of neocons respond in yet another way to outings. When
accused of lying about who they are and what they want, when accused
of lying to their closest friends and behaving badly, when simply
accused of being unrepentant and disgraceful liars – this group
responds belligerently and rudely, striking out. These neocons don’t
appreciate other people outing them, they can out themselves without
any help, thank you very much. This group raises its collective
fist as if to say "Neocon and Proud!" If you don’t like
it, not only are you "uninformed" and "unhelpful,"
you are probably part of the problem. This group demands not only
acceptance, but conformity and promotion of their political lifestyle.
And if they have to step on thousands and thousands, even millions
of innocent people to achieve their aims, so be it.
Unlike
other minorities who live peaceably and are rightfully and legally
protected, American neocons are a minority who offer only disruption
and danger, to the nation and to our Constitutional foundations.
No less than in the case of burglars and rapists, Americans deserve
to be protected from this minority.
We
will eventually get our constitution back. But if the neocons remain
in their current un-elected and appointed offices, creating policy
unconstrained by Congress and harmful to Americans and others, we
will regain our Constitution only at the price of a bloody and expensive
collapse of a wrong-headed American empire and a total default on
the promises of the Bill of Rights.
George
W. Bush asked his people to consider resigning now, a year before
the onset of the election season, instead of exiting closer to elections
and causing impolite gossip as this very important presidential
race plays out. The neocons have been outed, but the process is
not yet complete. Dubya and Karl need to lose the whole aging and
pedestrian neocon cadre now, or else we can bid them all a happy
farewell in less than twenty months.
Come
to think of it, that’s what I call a win-win situation! Peaches
for everyone!
May
29, 2003
Karen
Kwiatkowski [send her mail]
is a recently retired USAF lieutenant colonel, who spent her final
four and a half years in uniform working at the Pentagon. She now
lives with her freedom-loving family in the Shenandoah Valley.
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