Meting Out Punishment
by
Paul Hein
by Paul Hein
DIGG THIS
The two men
were apologetic, and with good reason. Last December, on the way
to a Ram’s game, the two men stopped at Tim & Joe’s tavern,
in Belleville, Illinois, not far from St. Louis. Both had a few
drinks. According to the subsequent complaint, quite a few: each
consumed eight beers, and two Bloody Mary’s. Then, on their way
to the game, their car crashed headlong into a pickup truck, doing
such damage that emergency equipment had to be summoned to extricate
its driver, who suffered a broken leg, and required hospitalization.
The driver of the car, in a plea agreement, was placed on probation
and fined $1500. His companion pled guilty to a charge of illegal
transportation of alcohol (cops reported seeing him trying to conceal
a can of beer when they arrived at the scene of the accident) and
was fined $500.
Did I mention
that the two men were judges? One, the one trying to conceal a can
of beer, was chief judge of the 20th judicial circuit.
He has since stepped down from that position. The drunk doing the
driving was a St. Clair County (Illinois) judge. The two men made
their apologies, mentioned above, before a judicial discipline board.
From the newspaper report, it seems that the board met to ascertain
the harm done to the reputation of the judiciary, and carry out
damage control.
"I certainly
owe the judiciary an apology," said the drunken judge driver.
His lawyer agreed: "It’s a sad day he had to do this to the
judiciary," he said.
Gosh! The judiciary
is certainly something special! If, when I was practicing medicine,
I had gotten drunk and smashed into someone’s vehicle, destroying
it, and putting its driver into the hospital, would I apologize
to – the local medical society? If you worked at Wal-Mart, and on
your way home from work, got soused, and damaged someone else’s
property, would you owe the Walton family an apology? But if a couple
of judges get drunk and seriously damage another’s property and
person, they are expected to apologize to the judiciary! And it
evidently worked. The discipline board’s punishment was light.
No, correct
that: it was non-existent, unless you call an official reprimand
"punishment."
The two men
will remain on the bench; will get paid as always, and, upon retirement,
collect their retirement benefits. But the drunk driver’s lawyer
thought it was fair. "It will always be a mark against their
name. This will always get brought up." Maybe, but so what?
They’ll continue to adjudicate as though nothing had happened. And
as far as their good names are concerned, I’ll bet that, in six
months, if not sooner, not one St. Clair County resident in a hundred
will recognize their names.
And no doubt
the "harm" to the judiciary was minimized by the combined
fines of $2000 paid by the drunken duo.
And what about
the poor unfortunate fellow who was just driving along, minding
his own business, when a couple of inebriated judges hit him head-on,
destroying his pickup, and putting him in the hospital? Well, he
wasn’t and isn’t a member of the judiciary! Why should any concern
be wasted on him? Insurance will take care of him, I suppose. But
apologies, with appropriate groveling, must be made to the "judiciary,"
and money thrown at it as well.
The drunks
are called, and probably refer to themselves as, "public servants."
That makes the fellow whose truck they destroyed, and whose leg
they broke, their sovereign. So when the servant seriously harms
his master, he apologizes too – his union? It’s enough to make you
laugh – or cry.
January
22, 2008
Dr.
Hein [send
him mail] is author of All
Work & No Pay, which is out of print, but may occasionally
be obtained on eBay.
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