The Fatal Flaw
by
Paul Hein
by Paul Hein
As
a young man, I often gathered with other young men of my tribe to
discuss the proper role and nature of government. Cozy by the fire,
we would snack on mastodon nuggets in our communal cave, arguing
with verve, style, and brilliance, utterly unhampered by the fact
that, at least as regards government, we didn’t know what we were
talking about. Not one of us, for example, ever questioned the need
for government in the first place. In this we were very much like
most modern Americans.
Of
course, there was always someone arguing for monarchy. That was
understandable, because the head of our tribe was a monarch of sorts,
and things went along fairly smoothly. The efficiency of a monarchy
couldn’t be denied. No interminable meetings, conferences, voting,
etc. The monarch would decide, and that would be that. Inevitably,
however, the question would be raised: what if the monarch was wicked,
or a fool? With equal inevitability, the answer would come: yes,
but it’s just as likely that he’d be virtuous, and wise!
Officially
or unofficially, the monarch could seek advice from tribesmen he
respected. This led some of us to conclude that an aristocracy would
be ideal: rule by the best and brightest. Listening to friends arguing
in favor of monarchy, I had been convinced that monarchy was the
best form of rule. But now I wasn’t so sure. Weren’t two or a
dozen heads better than one? Ah, muttered a gloomy friend from
the shadows, but what if the aristocrats are venal and corrupt?
Inevitably (you guessed it) came the response: what if they were
upright and sincere?
Well,
in all walks of life there were people who were honest, and people
who weren’t. So maybe, it was suggested, the ideal government would
consist of everybody! That way, things would average out. We
could all vote, and the majority would decide on the proper course
of action. Since ours was a small tribe, and we all knew one another,
that suggestion sounded good. But, of course, an objection was made.
How could we manage this democracy (as we called it, having a penchant
for Greek) when our tribe had grown so large and so dispersed that
voting would become difficult, if not impossible? Again, a solution
was promptly proposed: we needn’t vote on every single issue, but
could vote instead on people to represent us, and let them do the
voting on the day-to-day stuff. We would call this a representative
democracy. What a great idea! We were pretty smart boys!
Old
gloomy, wouldn’t you know it, had to throw some water on the fire.
What if the elected representatives were dishonest schemers? Impatiently,
we reminded him that they could, just as easily, be upstanding men
of virtue. Someone pointed out that the majority-rule scheme meant
that 50.5% of the people could dominate 49.5% of their fellow tribesmen.
And since not everyone would vote, even if they could (and women
and children certainly couldn’t!) that means that the "majority"
would, in fact, be a minority of the people in many cases.
Some
of us became a bit testy at this point. "Hey, nothing’s perfect"
was heard to echo through the cave. It was exactly at that point
that someone could have pointed out that perhaps the whole government
idea should be abandoned, since it presented at least as much opportunity
for wrong-doing as right. But no one did. Have I said we were pretty
smart boys? Well, not smart enough.
What
has changed through the millennia? Monarchy would still be a perfect
government, if kings were perfect. An aristocracy would be ideal,
given ideal aristocrats. A democracy would be wonderful, if the
people were informed and alert, and their representatives upstanding
men of good character. The fatal flaw in all of these schemes is
human nature. As we have suggested before, if there is an opportunity
for corruption, corruption will manifest itself. Government provides
the perfect opportunity; indeed, it is a veritable hotbed for the
growth of greed and the proliferation of power.
Well,
aren’t some men going to be corrupt, whether there is government
or not? Absolutely. However, the harm that can be done by a single
corrupt individual is insignificant compared to that which can be
done by a Congressman, or President, or King. Al Capone was a corrupt
individual, but even in Chicago, his seat of power, most people
were unharmed by his baleful presence. The mayor of Chicago, by
comparison, could, with a few words and the affixing of his signature
to a document, inflict harm upon hundreds of thousands, and moreover,
in doing so, he would doubtless be hailed as a benefactor to humanity
by cronies who benefited from his efforts! And, of course, it would
be legal, because he and his pals made the laws.
Perfect
government, assuming it could support itself without taking people’s
money without their permission, would require perfect people. There
aren’t any of those, or at least not many. Merely good government
would require good people. There are lots of those, but, rightly,
they avoid participation in government, where power corrupts. It’s
time to consider what we couldn’t even imagine back in the cave:
do we need this sort of organization in the first place? Until human
beings become incorruptible, we’d be better off without it, wouldn’t
we?
May
20, 2005
Dr.
Hein [send
him mail] is a retired ophthalmologist in St. Louis,
and the author of All
Work & No Pay.
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