A
'Reckoning' Amid the Wreckage
by
William Norman Grigg
by William Norman Grigg

Space Keynesianism:
All
hail the grand architects of our renewed prosperity, Ben Bernanke
(nearest to the nosecone) and Tim Geithner (straddling a fin), who
for some reason decided to bring along Harry Paulson (clinging to
the underside of the rocket).
"At this
very moment, the President of the United States is announcing a
New Age of Space to relieve unemployment. Billions of dollars are
going to be spent on unmanned space ships, just to make work. The
opening episode in this New Age of Space will be the firing of The
Whale next Tuesday. The Whale ... will be loaded with organ-grinder
monkeys, and will be fired in the general direction of Mars."
~
From The
Sirens of Titan by Kurt Vonnegut
Well, why
not?
If the secret
to prosperity is simply to permit the government to spend money
it doesn't have in any quantity our rulers can imagine, why shouldn't
they commission the construction of a huge fleet of spacecraft to
be filled with organ-grinder monkeys and dispatched into the void?
Or
why not emulate the ancient Egyptians under the tyrant Cheops by
commissioning an immense mausoleum to stand in eternal testimony
of our bold and visionary ruler, Pharaoh Obama the First?
According
to Herodotus, Cheops achieved full employment by enlisting nearly
the entire population to build his legendary pyramid – but this
was done by depleting the treasury so thoroughly that the ruler
had to sell his own daughter into slavery to raise the funds for
some forgettable and long-effaced bit of decorative filigree.
The same ancient
historian observes that for centuries after Cheops died, the Egyptians
refused so much as to utter his name (or that of his equally
despicable brother, Chefren), so reviled had he become on account
of his tyrannical profligacy.
Pointless expenditures
on space exploration or construction of monuments to the vanity
of the ruling class would actually make more sense than the Regime's
present course, which is to ruin the currency in a doomed effort
to save a terminally insolvent banking system.
The $3.8
trillion budget disgorged by the regime of Obama the Magnanimous
includes a budget deficit of nearly $1.8 trillion – a figure, as
the observant Anthony Gregory points out, roughly equivalent
to the entire federal budget in the year 2000.
When budgets
and annual deficits go hyperbolic, hyperinflation is sure to follow.
But the cruelly amusing fact is that neither Obama nor the gallery
of trained seals called Congress is in charge of the public purse.
Sure, Obama
can propose a budget and Congress can ratify it on a party-line
vote, but the
real economic power now resides with the Commissar for Official
Counterfeiting, Ben Bernanke, and the Commissar for Fiscal Fraud,
Tim Geithner.
Obama is seeking
to salve the electorate's economic wounds with oleaginous words
about hope, change, and determination. Meanwhile, Geithner – as
pure a product of the bankster elite as ever drew an undeserved
breath – is "finishing touches on a plan that will dump $1 trillion
of toxic assets on the US taxpayer," warns
Mike Whitney of CounterPunch. "The plan, which goes by
the opaque moniker [of] the `Public-Private Investment Fund' (PPIF),
is designed to provide lavish incentives to hedge funds and private
equity funds to purchase bad assets from failing banks. It is a
sweetheart deal that provides government financing and guarantees
for illiquid mortgage-backed junk for which there is no active market."
There is other
mischief afoot behind the obscuring barricade of official acronyms.
First came
TARP (Troubled Assets Relief Program), which was supposedly intended
to buy up bad mortgage-backed securities, but in practice was an
open-ended conduit of funding to prop up any corrupt financial institution
of the Treasury Secretary's choice. Now we confront the Fed's
Term Asset-Backed Securities Loan Facility (TALF), which will open
for business in a few days. TALF will provide another $1 trillion
to finance the purchase of securities backed by new classes of failing
loans – credit cards, auto loans, small-business loans. We can expect
TALF, like TARP, to gain considerable girth as the depression deepens.
The same is
true of the
PPIF, which was created by the Fed and the Treasury Department
on their own supposed authority without specific congressional authorization.
(Remember, TARP removed Congress from this equation.) That new "public-private
partnership" – a euphemism for a corporatist, which is to say fascist,
entity – amounts to what financial
analyst Kevin G. Hall calls "a blank check to ensure that the
top banks – those with assets over $100 billion – remain solvent."
Beginning in
late April, as Hall explains, squads of federal regulators will
start administering "stress tests" to the 19 largest banks. Those
found to be "under-capitalized" will be given six months either
to raise capital in private markets, or to "ask for a capital buffer
from the government."
The PPIF begins
with a ridiculously low credit pool of $500 billion, with a provision
to expand immediately to $1 trillion. But as Hall says, the program
is, in principle, "a virtually unlimited solvency guarantee" to
the nation's 19 largest banks. This means that it could keep pouring
"liquidity" – that is, inflation-debauched dollars – into the banking
system until the Fed runs out of zeroes.
This is where
the really bloody business of butchering the middle class is taking
place. Apart from occasional fits of televised grousing, Congress
has no role in the process, having abdicated its constitutional
control over public expenditures to the Treasury Department last
September.
So when Obama
the Munificent, framed – appropriately enough – by the fasces that
decorate the wall in the well of the House of Representatives, invited
Congress to gorge itself on a new menu of spending programs, this
gesture was a bit like conferring a consolation prize on the second-place
finisher in a two-man competition.
As he sketched,
in vague outline, a campaign to enlarge what is already the largest
and most expensive government in human history, His Holiness Obama
the Blessed declared: "I do not believe in bigger government."
That odd and
discordant sentence begs the question, bigger than what?
A reasonable surmise would be that Obama meant something along the
lines of the following: "I believe in a government somewhat
bigger than Betelgeuse,
but no bigger than Antares."
The best summary
of Comrade
Obama's Address to the Central Committee may be the one offered
by an enraptured Ross Douthat of The Atlantic:
"[Obama]laid
out the most ambitious and expensive domestic agenda of any Democratic
President since LBJ, and did it so smoothly that you'd think he
was just selling an incremental center-left pragmatism. I think
that he has an acute sense – more acute than most people in Washington,
probably – of just how much running room is open in front of him
at the moment, and he intends to make the absolute most of it...
It was the speech of a man seeking to turn a moment of crisis
into a
domestic-policy revolution.... Now all he has to do is find
a way to pay for it."
Hey, no problem:
Obama can always whip out his Presidential Express Card (neither
Gold nor Platinum being sufficiently rare and precious to provide
the required cachet, Obama's is a Moonrock Card, with an astronomical
spending limit). As long as Geithner and his minions can sell Treasury
Debt, the government can keep the party going.
When foreigners
decide to dump their T-bills, and Bernanke sends his printing presses
into hyperdrive, we'll thus have the opportunity to experience all
the romance and enchantment of distant, exotic Zimbabwe – without
leaving the comfort of our own homes. Assuming any of us still has
a home by then.
Obama's speech
to Congress, while heavy on facile uplift and melodrama, was almost
entirely devoid of humor. I must admit that the speech managed to
wrench one bitter chuckle from me when Obama announced that a "Day
of Reckoning" had arrived.
That phrase
would make sense if the government over which Obama presides were
to permit the market to function. This would mean mass liquidation
of bad assets and, yes, continued and deepening deflation. It would
mean the immediate end to two foreign wars and rolling up the infrastructure
of Washington's global empire. It would hurt like hell for a few
years, and then recovery would begin.
What Obama
apparently meant by "Day of Reckoning," however, was something along
these lines: "My spendthrift predecessor somehow neglected to destroy
every pocket of prosperity and productivity left in this economy
– so I reckon it's up to me to finish that job."
As
the indispensable Peter Schiff points out, a genuine Day of
Reckoning is inevitable, and it will come "when our money is worthless,
and the rest of the world will no longer take our [government] paper."
When
the actual Day of Reckoning arrives, one of three scenarios will
play out:
- Sanity will
seize our population and our chastened political class will restore
the foundations of the pre-1913 (or, better yet, pre-1861) political
system.
Yeah, I don't
think so either, but it is a possibility.
-
The productive
elements of the population will divorce themselves from the
parasitical ruling class and its client constituencies, eventually
creating some kind of loose confederation. While the parasites
won't surrender their host without a violent struggle, this
is probably the best we can hope for.
-
We'll see
the Regime continue to inflate, spend, and regiment the population
until we achieve the ne
plus ultra of Keynesian economics: The government will
achieve full employment by forcing all of us to build immense
pyramids out of its useless, unwanted fiat currency.
(My sincere
apologies for traducing the Three Stooges by comparing them to federal
political appointees.)
March
3, 2009
William
Norman Grigg [send him mail]
writes the Pro Libertate
blog.
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