Groovy
Che?
by
Humberto Fontova
by Humberto Fontova
"Groovy
Name, Groovy Man, Groovy Politics!"
~ Benicio del Toro on Che Guevara
"Del Toro
was fascinated with Che Guevara from the first time he heard his
name mentioned in the Rolling Stones song Indian Girl," reads
the introduction to an interview with Benicio del Toro last month
in Britain's The Guardian." Of course he found himself
fascinated by Ernesto Che Guevara – he loved the Stones, and Emotional
Rescue was the first album he'd bought. "I hear of this guy and
he's got a cool name. Che Guevara!" Del Toro as good as swoons when
he says it. "Groovy name, groovy man, groovy politics!"
"So I went
to a library and I was looking at books, and I came across a picture
by René Burri of Che, smiling, in fatigues, I thought, 'Dammit,
this guy is cool-looking!' "
Well, there
you have it. What's next? Probably a YouTube featuring a weeping,
wailing Benicio del Toro titled: "Leave Che Alone!"
Del Toro, who
glorifies Che in a current movie, compared him (favorably) to Jesus
Christ in an interview with Spain's El Pais, and to whom
he dedicated his Cannes Film Festival "Best Actor" award,
speaks for millions of Che groupies. "Che Guevara has given rise
to a cult of almost religious hero worship among radical intellectuals
and students across much of the Western world," proclaimed Time
magazine in May 1968. "With his hippie hair and wispy revolutionary
beard, Che is the perfect postmodern conduit to the nonconformist,
seditious '60s."
"1968 actually
began in 1967 with the murder of Che," recounts Christopher Hitchens.
"His death meant a lot to me, and countless like me, at the time.
He was a role model."
In a famous
speech in 1961 Che Guevara denounced the very "spirit of rebellion"
as "reprehensible." "Youth must refrain from ungrateful questioning
of governmental mandates" commanded Guevara. "Instead they must
dedicate themselves to study, work and military service."
And woe to
those youths "who stayed up late at might and thus reported to work
(government forced-labor) tardily." Youth, wrote Guevara, " should
learn to think and act as a mass." "Those who chose their own path"
(as in growing long hair and listening to Yankee-Imperialist Rock
& Roll) were denounced as worthless "lumpen" and "delinquents."
In his famous speech Che Guevara even vowed, "to make individualism
disappear from Cuba! It is criminal to think of individuals!"
Tens of thousands
of Cuban youths learned that Che Guevara's admonitions were more
than idle bombast. In Che Guevara the hundreds of Soviet KGB and
East German STASI "consultants" who flooded Cuba in the early 60's,
found an extremely eager acolyte. By the mid 60's the crime of a
"rocker" lifestyle or effeminate behavior got thousands of youths
yanked off Cuba's streets and parks by secret police and dumped
in prison camps with "Work Will Make Men Out of You" in bold letters
above the gate and with machine gunners posted on the watchtowers.
The initials for these camps were UMAP, not GULAG, but the conditions
were quite similar.
Today the world’s
largest image of the man Benicio del Toro honors on screen and in
multiple interviews, adorns Cuba’s headquarters for it's KGB-trained
secret police, a gang of Communist sadists who jailed and tortured
at a rate higher than Stalin's own KGB and GRU.
"Rates,"
hardly tell the story however. Upon arriving in Havana on January
of 1959 after an utterly bogus guerrilla war, Che Guevara immediately
recognized the moat around Havana's La Cabana fortress as a handy-dandy
execution pit. At Babi-Yar Hitler's SS had to dig one. Here Che
Guevara had one ready made.
In 1961 a 20-year-old
boy named Tony Chao Flores took his place at the execution stake,
but he hobbled to it on crutches. He'd taken 17 bullets from their
Czech machine guns when the Castroites captured him. On the way
to the execution stake at the old Spanish fort turned to a prison
and execution ground by Che Guevara, Tony was forced to hobble down
some cobblestone stairs. Tony tumbled down the long row of steps
and finally lay on the cobblestones at the bottom, writhing and
grimacing. One of Tony's bullet-riddled legs had been amputated
at the hospital, the other was gangrened and covered in pus. The
Castroite guards cackled as they moved in to gag Tony with their
tape.
Tony watched
them approach while balling his good hand into a fist. Then as the
first Red reached him BASH!! right across his eyes.
"I'll never
understand how Tony survived that beating," says eyewitness former
political prisoner Hiram Gonzalez who watched from his window in
la Cabana prison. The crippled Tony was almost killed in the kicking,
punching, gun-bashing melee but finally his captors stood off, panting
and rubbing their scrapes and bruises. They'd managed to tape the
battered boys mouth, but Tony pushed the guards away before they
bound his hands. Their commander nodded, motioning for them to back
off.
Now Tony started
crawling towards the splintered and blood-spattered execution stake
about 50 yards away, pushing and dragging himself with his hands
as his stump of a leg left a trail of blood on the grass. As he
neared the stake he'd stop and start pounding himself in the chest.
His executioners seemed perplexed. The crippled boy was trying to
say something. But his message was muzzled by the gag del Toro's
idol made obligatory for his thousands of execution victims.
Tony's blazing
eyes and grimace said enough. But no one could understand the boy's
mumblings. Tony kept pushing himself, shutting his eyes tightly
from the agony of the effort. His executioners shuffled nervously,
raised their rifles, lowered them. They looked towards their commander
who shrugged. Finally Tony reached up to his face and ripped off
the tape Benicio del Toro's pin-up boy required for his condemned.
The 20 year-old
freedom-fighter's voice boomed out. "Shoot me RIGHT HERE!" roared
Tony at his gaping executioners. His voice thundered and his head
bobbed with the effort. "Right in the CHEST!" Tony yelled. "Like
a MAN!" Tony stopped and ripped open his shirt, pounding his chest
and grimacing as his gallant executioners gaped and shuffled. "Right
HERE!" he pounded.
On his last
day alive, Tony had received a letter in jail from his mother. "My
dear son," she counseled. "How often I'd warned you not to get involved
in these things. But I knew my pleas were vain. You always demanded
your freedom, Tony, even as a little boy. So I knew you'd never
stand for communism. Well, Castro and Che finally caught you. Son,
I love you with all my heart. My life is now shattered and will
never be the same, but the only thing left now, Tony . . . is to
die like a man."
"FUEGO!!"
Che's lackey yelled the command and the bullets shattered Tony's
crippled body, just as he'd reached the stake, lifted himself and
stared resolutely at his murderers. But Che's firing squads usually
murdered a hero who was standing. The legless Tony presented an
awkward target. So some of the volley went wild and missed the youngster.
Time for the coup de grâce.
Normally it's
one .45 slug that shatters the skull. Eyewitnesses say Tony required
. . . POW!-POW! . . . POW! – three. Seems the executioner's hands
were shaking pretty badly. But they finally managed. The man Time
magazine's hails among the "heroes and icons of the Century" had
another notch in his gun. Another enemy dispatched – bound and gagged
as usual.
Castro and
Che were in their mid-30s when they murdered Tony. According to
the authoritative Black
Book of Communism their firing squads riddled another 14,000
bound and gagged freedom-fighters. Many (perhaps most) of their
murder victims were boys in their late-teens and early 20s. Some
were even younger.
Compare Tony's
death to Guevara's capture: "Don't shoot!" whimpered the arch-assassin
to his captors. "I'm Che! I'm worth more to you alive than dead!"
Then ask yourselves:
whose face belongs on T-shirts worn by youth who fancy themselves,
rebellious, freedom-loving and brave? Who deserves a Hollywood movie?
January
28, 2009
Humberto
Fontova [send him mail]
is the author of Exposing
the Real Che Guevara and the Useful Idiots Who Idolize Him.
Visit his website.
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