Bread, Beer and Civilization
by
Charles H. Featherstone
by Charles H. Featherstone
Some years
ago, one bright spring afternoon not long before I was due to graduate
from Georgetown, I found myself with my hands buried deep in a large
lump of bread dough, fingers sticky from kneading, and a strange
realization came to me – bread doesn’t make any sense.
By that, I
don’t mean I don’t know how to bake bread. It’s fairly simple, and
I’ve used a version of the recipe my mother gave me in the late
1980s ever since – two cups of flour, a pinch of salt, a sachet
(or three teaspoons, when I bought the stuff in bulk) of yeast,
and enough water to make it all dough. Knead it for a bit, let it
rise for an hour, knead it again, and then bake it at 350º F for
25 or 30 minutes. That’s the basic recipe; it varies from time to
time. Sometimes I add milk or yogurt, sometimes an egg, sometimes
a little cane sugar (or honey, or molasses), sometimes even a little
olive oil and spices. The more liquid, the more flour you need –
its hardly an exact science when I bake bread. While I keep
myself to Bob’s Red Mill unbleached white and wheat flour, I’ll
sometimes add rolled oats or steel cut oats, or spelt flour, or
barley flour, or teff, or flaxseed meal or sometimes even semolina.
There’s a lot of things you can add to bread.
Shape it into
a ball, put it on a baking tray, cut a cross in the top about five
minutes into baking, and tear it into chunks when it’s done. Real
bread needs to be handled, gripped and torn with human hands, and
not sliced with a knife.
I’m pretty
good at baking bread, and in the nearly 20 years since my first
loaf, I don’t think I’ve had a single failure. Okay, that’s not
entirely true. I managed, much to the amazement of the folks at
McNeil Nutritionals, to get
the bread I made with Splenda
to rise (it wasnt supposed to, the young man on the other end of
the phone said). But yeast turns Splenda into some kind of noxious
chemical, and that particular loaf made Jennifer and me pretty sick.
The guy I spoke to on the phone said they would consider a label
cautioning against using their little miracle syntho-sugar with
yeast. But I’m fondling a giant bag of the stuff right now, in between
the words and clauses Im writing for this essay, and I don’t see
any such label.
So this is
your warning. "Great
for Cooking & Baking" should not including anything
that needs to rise. (And you’ll note their recipe list does not
include any yeast breads.)
Anyway, I like
baking bread. If I had the time, I’d do it every day. It’s relaxing,
it’s physical and it gives me a sense – oh, this is going to sound
strange – that I’m part of some really basic and essential human
activity, something men and women have done largely unchanged for
many thousands of years, something that links me to those same men
and women. Brewing beer gave me the same tingle (so did serving
communion the first time I did it), and like baking bread, I was
fairly good at it. It’s been years since I’ve brewed, but in the
time I experimented with spices and grains from the Middle East
and the Indian subcontinent, I only had one real failure. And a
Russian stout that exploded in my brew closet, but that was kind-of
drinkable regardless.
For whatever
reason, I can get yeast to do what I want. And I don’t even really
know how it works. Go figure.
So what do
I mean about bread not making sense? Well, sometimes I consider
what that change from hunter-gatherers to semi-settled to actual
farmers and ranchers looked like, in the deep recesses of human
history 10,000 to 12,000 years ago. (It’s one of the dumb things
I occasionally contemplate.) How long did it take those people to
stop wandering and finally settle down? How was it that the ancient
ancestors of wheat, barley and spelt appealed to men and women tired
of being hungry and cold all the time? How much trial and error
was needed to figure out what and how to grow?
And, more importantly,
what amazing leaps of intuition were needed to turn those grass
grains into interesting food?
Think about.
(It’s easier to conceive of if you’ve ever actually baked bread.)
To get bread people had to figure out that grinding wheat turned
it into something much more useful than the actual grain itself.
They had to have tools and places to do that, which meant finding
what worked and making those tools with their own hands. Grinding
grain to flour is no easy thing (I ruined an electric blender doing
it once). They had to figure out that adding water to flour turned
it into something you could cook. They also had to be able to cook
stuff that wasn’t meat. And that requires more than sticks and fire.
Adding water
also made flour ready for yeast, a substance none of those ancient
people could see or identify or even know about it until it made
its presence known in the bread. That yeast had to find its way
to that flour entirely by accident, had to find a use for itself
it had never had before. The dough, or flour paste, had to sit for
a while, until it got all bubbly and sour smelling. Those early
people had to take a risk that the sour smell was okay, had to figure
out that this process worked with wheat in a way that didn’t work
with their other grains, and they had to learn to cultivate and
preserve that unseen ingredient, because they would quickly learn
that some yeasts work better than others. Someone had to figure
out this sour-smelling and sticky mess could be cooked, and they
had to figure out how best to do that. The oven strikes us as obvious
now, but it had to be invented by people who’d never had one before,
who’d never seen one before, and had no idea what they were doing
except making some place very hot.
I can put the
ingredients of a loaf of bread together in 10 minutes, including
the kneading. But what is easy to us now was likely hard won 10,000
years ago. How long did it take, this trial and error, of making
tools and trying techniques, to get from gruel to paste to hardtack
to something that looked like a real loaf of bread? Generations?
Centuries? Can we ever know?
I am amazed
at the thought, the effort and attention all of this required. I
am astounded by the sparks of imagination and creative thought that
were needed to bring the loaf of bread into being. This impresses
me far more than tall buildings, long tunnels, worldwide computer
networks, lightning warfare, central banking or men landing on the
moon. Early human beings, essentially, created bread out of nothing.
They had nothing to compare it with, no model, no theoretical underpinning,
no idea of "something baked from grain that’s good to eat."
Just their hands, their heads, and the stuff they could grow and
make. Trial and error, year after year, century after century, millennia
after millennia, until the baking of bread became something so commonplace,
so simple and easy that we could take for granted. Something most
of us never even have to think about.
Beer makes
a great deal more logical and intuitive sense to me, since barley
doesn’t require so much work on it to begin with. Soak it, let it
sit, let is get all bubbly, drink it, feel pretty good. (Malting,
which probably came much later, is itself a fairly complex and non-intuitive
process.) There are fewer production steps involved, those steps
don’t require nearly so many leaps of intuition or flashes of insight
(at least it seems to me) and the product – even the crummy beer
that early men were likely to drink – has a much more pleasurable
effect than even the tastiest loaf of bread. Beer probably came
first, though I suspect the histories of beer and bread – and human
civilization itself – are probably closely intertwined.
(That it all
didn’t stop with beer is also pretty amazing.)
To look at
the world we live in today, and to especially hear many who agitate
for more state power and more government-managed solutions, you
would think that human beings would be naked, cold, hungry and wet
were it not for the benefits of the state and its benevolent and
beneficent managers – managers convinced that ordinary human beings
are utterly incapable of taking care of themselves, cannot make
anything of value with their own hands and cannot think about anything
more than what theyre told to think. Yet before there was the state,
before there were managers with their science of organization and
industry who were counting, labeling and tracking us all, there
were towns and tiny cities, fields and pastures, bakeries, breweries
and workshops. Men and women grew things, made things, bought things,
sold things, built things, and governed themselves, long before
some people decided to create the state. The desire not to be naked,
cold, hungry or wet impelled men and women to look at the world
around them, see the patterns, notice things – like the grass growing
on the hill or the small, furry critters with horns eating that
grass, where and how the water flows, the positions of the stars
in the sky and how they change over the year – make sense of them
and make use of them.
Human beings
aren’t half as stupid as the folks at the Rockefeller Foundation,
the Carnegie Endowment or the National Education Association think
we are.
Too often,
I think, we fail to give our ancient ancestors proper credit for
being pretty smart and industrious people. They didn’t know a thing
about the electromagnetic spectrum or supersonic air travel, could
not pave the world meters deep in asphalt, concrete, steel pipe
and fiber optic cables, and likely had not developed fractional-reserve
banking – but that doesn’t mean they were stupid. In some ways,
they knew much more about the world than we do, if only because
they had to – it was understand it or die. Their days were long,
with most of them working hard in fields growing plants and tending
animals they were only beginning to domesticate, subject constantly
to the capricious cruelty of the elements. Their nights were dark,
without the television that keeps us indoors and the low-pressure
sodium light that has annihilated so much of our darkness, and what
was there to do but make love and watch the stars? And consider
those stars as they moved, every so slowly, around the dome of the
sky?
For most of
them, like us, I suspect life was lived with little consideration
of what it all meant. With all the work, the struggle to survive,
who had the time to think about it? But a few individuals (who couldn’t
help but to think about stuff) must have found themselves asking,
"Why? What does it all mean? What is the purpose of it all?"
Science can tell us a lot about causes – genetics, climate, geology,
chemistry – but cause and purpose should never be mistaken. Science
is good at how, but no better than any theology we’ve developed
at answering why, at telling us the meaning of things.
Just like our ancient ancestors, we struggle with "why?"
We are no better at answering it than they were. Even with all our
technology, our knowledge and our wealth, we are just as lost as
the first residents of Catal
Huyuk were.
For a few,
I suspect the urge to thank whatever was responsible for such goodness
– even amidst the terror and deprivation of the world – was overwhelming.
What else explains the sticking of stones in the ground to mark
solstices and equinoxes, the construction of pyramids, the etching
of lines in the desert? What better way to thank the ineffable for
a largely predictable and, with a little work, bountiful world than
to erect some seemingly permanent monument? Unlike the Marxists
of the last two centuries and their neoconservative heirs in ours,
those ancient men and women probably had few illusions about their
place in human history. They were in no hurry – the world wasn’t
going anywhere, and neither were they – and once they got rich enough,
they could take the time and build what they wanted to build.
It may even
be that the state – the great thief and murderer of human history
– has its beginnings in that potent desire to acknowledge the ineffable,
to erect a monument to the permanence of humanity in the face of
the fragility and impermanence of human existence. I don’t know.
All I know is that I’m going to do something to honor my ancestors
and their hard work as well as thank God; something that’s a whole
lot less destructive than erecting a rapacious bureaucracy or building
some giant edifice somewhere.
I’m going to
bake a loaf of bread.
March
1, 2006
Charles
H. Featherstone [send
him mail] is a Washington, D.C.-based journalist specializing
in energy, the Middle East, and Islam. He lives with his wife Jennifer
in Alexandria, Virginia.
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