On Guilty Pleasures and the Right Wing
by
Charles H. Featherstone
by Charles H. Featherstone
Wednesday afternoon,
I blogged
the following:
Bush Jong
Il is off on a jaunt to Argentina in a week or two for some Latin
America free trade [sic] summit in Buenos Aires. I expect some
fun and games, since Hugo Chavez, my favorite South American anti-Yanqui
caudillo, will also be in attendance. But if Bush cannot face
Cindy Sheehan without fleeing to the hinterlands of a safe Air
Force base in Colorado, I don't suspect he will have the nerve
to face Chavez either.
Which is
a pity. That could be fun to watch.
One of my
colleagues, an Argentine national, said Bush will be traveling
with 2,000 people in tow (that is how many jumbo jets?), not including
reporters (there will probably be 300 reporters – 300! – going
with, a whole 'nuther jumbo jet). It seems not only is Bush Jong
Il taking his armored limo, plus the entire Imperial motorcade
of two dozen vehicles, he is also taking all the water he and
his inner-most retinue will need for the visit. Water! For hundreds
for several days! Even Caligula drank the local water in Gaul!
I suspect Caesar Potus actually has food tasters, too. I wonder
who insures their lives?
Buenos Aires
is not happy about this. And it shouldn't be, either. Big demonstrations
are planned. Not that Potus will ever see them, or even know they
take place.
Yes, Bush actually
departed for Argentina on Thursday morning, rather than "in a week
or two." I don't have access to White House schedules anymore. In
response, an agitated reader wrote:
Concerning
your remarks about Hugo Chavez in the Lew Rockwell-blog :
I understand
you don't like GW Bush and his policies....I don't like the man
and what he does either...but I absolutely don't understand why
communist thug Hugo Chavez is your favorite South American anti-Yanqui
caudillo?
Castro's
buddy Chavez is a violent wanna-be tyrant with no respect for
"life, liberty and property".
Your shamefull
pro-Chavez remark is not only insulting Venezuelan libertarians
who oppose this marxist tyrant but will also further alienate
in your own country freedomloving rightwingers from your cause
while gaining for you and your cause nothing.
It seems I
have some 'splainin to do.
I have no illusions
about the Venezuelan president. He and his Bolivarian "revolution"
are fraudulent, built on oil wealth that pays handsomely today but
may not in a few years' time. His decision to unilaterally alter
contracts with international oil firms – even large, state-owned
companies – could backfire badly as he makes his country an ever
more difficult place to do business. The petro-welfare state he
is creating will eventually bankrupt his nation and wind-up hurting
the very people he claims to be helping – the poor.
Besides, for
all his talk about wanting to help the poor and increase investment
in Cuba, state-oil company Petroleos de Venezuela (PDV) has done
precious little investing in Cuba, largely because there's little
oil there (so far discovered) and very few paying customers. For
all his ranting about dependence on the US, PDV is still tied to
Citgo. It knows where its paying customers are. Not in Havana. And
not, so far, in Shanghai.
However, as
the author notes, he is a "wanna-be" tyrant, and while there has
been some intimidation of the press and the opposition in Venezuela,
it would be unfair to call him a "communist" simply because he isn't.
(Some folks cannot tell the difference between mere managerial elitism,
socialism and communism, calling central bankers "communists" and
thus spinning the word, which really defines a certain kind of revolutionary
and statist, into meaninglessness.) If anything, Chavez is the reincarnation
of Panamanian dictator Omar Torrijos, another fraudulent "leftist"
military revolutionary feted and toasted around the world by people
who ought to know better but cannot help themselves because "revolutionaries"
in uniforms are just so chic. (At least they were in the 1970s…)
The main difference between Panama's so-called revolution of the
1970s and Chavez's "revolution" is that Chavez can at least fund
his own Bolivarian socialism with oil revenues. The World Bank,
Saudi Arabia and Kuwait pumped billions into the rat hole that was
1970s "revolutionary" Panama (for various "development" projects),
and while Torrijos himself was only a minor-league thief, some of
his cronies – like Manuel Noriega – took the opportunity to abscond
with hundreds of millions of dollars of "generous foreign aid."
(Who knows
what Chavez has socked away? The fact that PDV no longer has to
deposit oil revenue with the central bank means the last group of
folks with any power opposed to Chavez, the country's central bankers,
no longer have any real idea how much income the government is earning
from oil exports. And in a fight between an aspiring dictator and
a central bank, my advice to libertarians is to get the popcorn
and a comfy chair and enjoy the show from as far on the sidelines
as you can!)
Besides, lots
of Latin American leaders are good buddies with Fidel Castro. It's
an easy, and fairly cheap, way of poking Uncle Sam in the eye without
actually having to do anything difficult or dangerous.
But Chavez
is, for me, a guilty, vicarious pleasure. Watching him strut and
posture is like watching a drunken idiot tweak a sleeping tiger's
tail. You admire him for both his bravery and stupidity while at
the same time shaking your head, knowing it will very likely end
badly the drunken man will either lose a hand or get mauled
to death. Like his predecessor Torrijos, Chavez will probably not
die a natural death. Until then, however, I will enjoy whatever
show he puts on. Because who knows, he may yet avoid getting bitten
or mauled by the tiger, and instead die from his own drunkenness.
Now, as for
"freedomloving rightwingers," I could care less. I am not a "rightwinger"
and don't much like "rightwingers." Being a "rightwinger" means
being just another kind of authoritarian collectivist, something
Latin America (and the world) has had far too much of.
Venezuela is
one of those Latin American societies (like Colombia, Bolivia, Nicaragua
and a few others) where the eternal struggle of the 19th and 20th
century was mainly the battle between landed elites and mercantile
elites for the control of the state. That control was important
for three reasons: first, in order to privilege the winning party;
second, to punish the losing party; and third, to conscript the
labor of the bulk of people who neither owned land or businesses
and, using the law, to rig the economy permanently against them.
Because for
all their talk about protecting "property rights," most property
rights regimes have not historically assumed self-ownership. They
have tended to only recognize capital and real estate as property
in a legal sense, while labor – time, effort, talent and skills
– is not a form of legally respected property. In fact, the businessman
and the hacienda owner, with chattel slavery as the only model of
labor in their minds, appear to view labor both as something he
is entitled to have and something that isn't really property until
he buys it. (That would be akin to saying that the apartment I rent
is not the property of my landlord, but mine because I pay rent
for it.) Control of the state is essential in such an environment
because how otherwise do you conscript labor and force men and women
to work against their own will and interest? How else do you create
one-sided contracts and enforce them? How else do you tie people
to the land and keep them in debt?
It makes sense
that after a time, those whose labor is taken from them by force
(usually under the color of law) will eventually rebel against their
masters. And it also makes sense that many will be attracted to
leftist or even communist ideologies, given that the "respect for
and defense of private property" is the source of so much misery
in their societies. And that is, in part, where Chavez comes from,
as I understand it, from that majority of Venezuelans whose property
– their selves and their labor – never mattered to those who ruled
the country.
Whether it
matters to "Venezuelan libertarians who oppose this marxist tyrant,"
I do not know. I would hope so, but I rather doubt it.
Finally, as
an anti-interventionist, let me also say that I don't really care
much how Venezuelans govern themselves. Or don't govern themselves.
Americans have, for far too long, taken sides in struggles we don't
understand and have no reason involving ourselves in even if we
did. Who on earth am I to criticize Hugo Chavez for his sins when
George W. Bush sits in the White House (or travels with a giant
retinue to South America like some medieval Muslim potentate making
the Hajj)? Who am I to tell Venezuelans how to govern themselves
when the state-loving, tax-grabbing, class-war spitting (just read
the White House tax "reform" commission recommendations), militaristic
Republicans control the US government? How, exactly, does Chavez
differ from Bush (aside from shaking Castro's hand and playing baseball
with him)? And which countries, near or far, has Venezuela invaded
recently? Or bombed? Or even thought bad thoughts about?
Chavez may
sit atop a fairly wealthy oil state, but it's still a very small
and limited economy when compared with El Norte. His government's
budget – and his country's economy – can still be measured in a
few tens of billions, as opposed to several trillions here.
To any American
interested in helping liberty in Venezuela, I say to you – don't
buy Citgo gasoline. That's no guarantee you won't be filling up
with Venezuelan crude oil (once oil gets into the refining stream
and is turned into products, it's all pretty much the same stuff),
but at least you can be more confident you aren't helping Chavez
pay for his fake "revolution," build oil refineries in Cuba or tankers
to ship crude to China.
But just remember
– you and I don't have the option of not paying for government,
for subsidies, cronyism, war, oppression and death, here in the
US. And why Venezuelan liberty should matter more to you than your
own, I do not know.
November
5, 2005
Charles
H. Featherstone [send
him mail] is a Washington, D.C.-based journalist specializing
in energy, the Middle East, and Islam. He lives with his wife Jennifer
in Alexandria, Virginia.
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