The
Totalitarian Impulse
by
Karen De Coster
Liberty-minded
individuals are so used to criticizing the totalitarianism that
emanates from governments that they forget one other source of constant
oppression that needs to be dealt with: the tyranny of the masses.
The
mass of totalitarians, these days, is composed of hordes of petty,
self-elected Führers running around trying to dictate everyone else’s
choices and lifestyles to suit their own preferences and comfort
levels. The totalitarian impulses that resonate from these individuals
are alarming. Americans, on the whole, are ripe for lording it over
everyone else, and they have no problem making arbitrary judgments
about the needs of others while proclaiming that which is necessary
or not, based on their own foregone conclusions.
How
about the current "war" against SUVs? This is one of the
most hysteria-induced campaigns to ever permeate the human senses.
Nitwits like Arianna Huffington, a nationally syndicated columnist,
don’t just declare a dislike for SUVs or a personal preference for
something more inspiring, but instead, Huffington
promotes an entire Detroit-bashing campaign
that is running TV commercials indicting SUV owning soccer moms
for hijacking airplanes, blowing up nightclubs, sending American
soldiers off to war, and teaching kids around the world to hate
America. So sickening and insane are the implications that one has
to immediately see Huffington as an illegitimate source on any topic
going forward.
In
fact, nothing is more reckless than people appointing themselves
to apply dictatorial rule over their fellow men. Not a day goes
by where I don’t receive yet another e-mail from the latest Hitler-of-the-day,
telling me why others don’t “need” to own and drive an SUV. They
actually take to defining "accepted purposes" for the
ownership of vehicles. I had one reader tell me that her parents
"lived on a farm in snowy Iowa, and if they could get by without
one, so can soccer moms and everyone else." Well, there you
go. Let’s not improve living standards for folks, but rather, let’s
let the frenzied, envious masses dictate life’s little rules according
to their bête-noirs.
Somehow,
an SUV becomes an unnecessary fashion statement while sports cars,
convertibles, big luxury cars, and classic cars all get passing
grades. The whiners never present a substantial case for their wild
assumptions. Instead, they can only point out that their lives are
made miserable when others don’t come up to their standards and
absolutes.
These
kinds of people are downright wicked. They are quintessential fools
who don’t believe that their freedom ends at others’ noses. They
make simplistic, emotional claims that everything everyone else
does can somehow "affect them," so therefore, the potential for
being impinged upon is enough of a reason to trot out their list
of decrees that others need to abide by – decrees that can only
be enforced by the ruling regime in Washington.
The
most amazing thing about these fascists is that they can’t even
think for themselves; they are out there parroting everyone else
on the hysteria-mobile, and they go digging for ways to rationalize
the tyranny over others. Any rationale will work. Perhaps these
tyrants need to wake up to the fact that the choices of others are
none of their business.
In
any case, it is ruinous for anyone to think they can determine what
has or hasn't a "purpose" in anyone else's life. Just because
they don't have an immediate purpose for a given option does not
mean that others don't. The point is, "need" or
"purpose" is defined by whom? Them? The government? GW
Bush? Michael Jackson? Santa’s elves? Dorothy and Toto?
Do we all have to justify our choices with the Hitlerian bunch first?
The
SUV despotism, overall, is a sign of much more ominous things. It
defines a personality type that often resorts to sniveling and whining
about the human race as a whole, with a hatred for the hoi polloi
and their commercial tendencies. These folks hold themselves out
as the paragons of righteousness in a world that is awash in bad
behavior, bad choices, and misguided appetites. Sound familiar?
Study the routines of the world’s worst tyrants and it will.
ABC’s
John Stossel is perhaps a good example of a guy who recognizes the
totalitarian impulse of the masses. His Give Me a Break segments
not only make a mockery of government repression, but also, much
of his fault-finding is with the people themselves regular
citizens that commence tirades over the details of others’ lives.
Witness
the collective howls over cell phone use in cars. Stossel’s segment
on banning cell phones was particularly compelling, especially since
the latest popular crusade for all the little tyrants is the micromanagement
of what we do in our car.
According
to Stossel, "polls show about 70 percent of Americans support
a ban on handheld cell phones." He adds, "People do all
kinds things while driving. They eat, fix their hair, put on lipstick,
light cigarettes, and we even saw someone curling their eyelashes.
If we must always drive with two hands on the wheel, should we outlaw
picking your nose? Just putting on my sunglasses or drinking a sip
of coffee takes a hand of the wheel. The radio is a big distraction
problem; I'm constantly distracted trying to push the tiny buttons
to avoid commercials."
In
any case, why are cell phones such a focus? If it’s not out-and-out
envy, what is it? Hardly a day goes by where some jerk talking on
a cell phone doesn’t do something foolish in front of me, enough
to put me on the alert. However, the same goes for folks driving
while they are eating, yelling at their kids in the back seat, and
distracting themselves looking at the latest strip mall, neon sign,
or sales banner. Do we just ban all distractions, ban any and all
items in cars, and ban children from cars? How about banning passengers
in the front seat? They can be more distracting than the ubiquitous
cell phone.
Stossel’s
findings that Americans have a totalitarian bent toward cell phone
use are hardly surprising. This impulse is apparent in the anti-junk
food crusaders as they rage on against corporations like McDonald’s
under the auspices of "health concerns." These crusaders
blame the manufacturers of quick foods for everything from obesity
to lifelong bad habits to baiting "addiction" to fat and
cholesterol. If they can’t dictate your car choice, they’ll try
to tell you what you can or can’t eat.
The
totalitarian hordes hate Starbucks, and they would probably like
to put caffeine on the same regulatory level as heroin. The smoking
Nazis need no introduction, as various state attorneys general and
corrupt trial lawyers persuaded the masses that smoking is a collective
decision, not an individual one. You want to allow your customers
to enjoy smoking in your place of business? Michael Bloomberg, the
mayor of New York, wants to stop you. And he’s got the support of
many citizens who would love to see that happen because they don’t
smoke.
Raising
children is no longer a parental choice as others want to lord it
over that sphere too. Don’t discipline your children in public,
because somewhere someone will decide that they are the arbiter
of justice for your child if they don’t like what they see. Car
seats? A friend of mine showed up at his son’s school with his son
not in the car seat (he was beyond the required minimum age), and
he was read the riot act by a teacher who thought that her capricious
assessment supercede a father’s direct supervision.
The
individual tyrant mindsets that make up that of the collective mass
are necessarily the result of democracy. Weaned on the teats of
the State, these individuals are imbued with the "democratic"
philosophy that government is there to provide for their endeavors,
even if it means having the State aggress against others to relieve
them of life’s little uncertainties and risks. Democracy gives them
a say-so in the political process, a process where coercive powers
are exercised at will via majority rule. Once the nipples of democracy
have been exposed to the piglets gathering round the hub of majority
rule, we engender a perpetual breeding process of decadent usurpation
by the masses over the few.
Do
people ever stop to think that the world exists beyond their own
little, personal quirks? The powers that create the laws these folks
clamor for will only be used against them to clamp down on
their own choices and lifestyles at some point in the future. What
goes around comes around, but hey, I suppose it’s only the here
and now that matters to the high time preference peoples.
Before
I get the wave of hate mail from the assorted Führers that have
read this, here’s the startling revelation I must make in order
to avoid the usual charges of "me first": I don't
own an SUV. I don’t smoke, and I don’t ever eat at McDonald’s.
I defend individual rights, private property, and free enterprise
where it does not aggress against the person or property of another.
It's called F-R-E-E-D-O-M. Let the Lifestyle Police get a life and
stop whining about the consumer choices of those around them for
the sake of elevating their personal choices as truths. Consumers
should be able to make their own choices without others dictating
their own moral sentiments, complaints, and general harassments upon
them. Perish the thought!
In
other words, get out of our lives, get out of our decisions, and
tend to your own attainments. This is not Stalin's Russia.
January
14, 2003
Karen
De Coster, CPA, [send
her mail] is a paleolibertarian freelance writer, graduate student
in Austrian Economics, and a business professional from Michigan.
Her first book is currently in the works. See her Mises
Institute archive for more online articles, and check out her
website, along with her
blog.
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