Good
Times, Noodle Salad, and the State
by
Karen De Coster
by Karen De Coster
"Good
times, noodle salad" is essentially a designation for envy.
In one of the most extraordinary movies of the 90s, As
Good as It Gets, there is a scene where Helen Hunt’s character,
Carol, expresses sympathy for her gay friend, played by Greg Kinnear.
He tells the story of how his childhood was made wretched by being
gay and having a father who would not accept his lifestyle and thus
rejected him. Jack Nicholson plays Melvin, a most unsympathetic
oaf who averts empathy in favor of his usual callousness:
Carol (to
gay friend): "OK, we all have these terrible stories to get over,
and you---"
Melvin: "It's
not true. Some have great stories, pretty stories that take place
at lakes with boats and friends and noodle salad. Just no one
in this car. But, a lot of people, that's their story. Good times,
noodle salad. What makes it so hard is not that you had it bad,
but that you're that p***ed that so many others had it so good."
Envy
is certainly a terrible evil, and it brings forth the consequences
of government intervention, redistribution, and a socialist framework
for societies. Instead of exploring the phenomenology of envy, however,
I want to raise a question that is worth contemplating: what happens
when the State concocts the noodle salad and provides for the "good
times"?
The Roman poet
Juvenal coined
a phrase, panem et circenses, translated as "bread
and circuses". It described how the ruling elite kept the
masses docile by providing them with State offerings – parcels of
food and mass entertainment – in order to keep their minds off society
and State and avoid unrest amongst the citizenry.
"Now that
no one buys our votes, the public has long since cast off its
cares; the people that once bestowed commands, consulships, legions,
and all else, now meddles no more and longs eagerly for just two
things bread and circuses."
In modern times,
here in America, the ruling elites consider themselves to be blessed
by a representative democracy and a collection of constitutional
amendments that allows them free range to direct the entire economy
on a whim, as surely as the sun rises each morning. The bread and
circuses, in the modern sense, are monetary, and the device that
supplies the clownery and acts as the rolling pin flattening the
collective dough is the Federal Reserve System.
The Fed is
the ace-in-the-hole for the State’s charmed circle in their quest
for rule over the nation’s economy – and thus control of the individuals
that comprise the market system. Patrick Brantlinger, in his book
Bread
and Circuses, points to them as being a necessary narcotic
for the masses. Conversely, instead of providing public games of
carnage and free grain and olive oil, as did the Romans, the modern
State, through its monetary monopoly, has been providing two principal
narcotics for the public at large: the housing bubble and a system
of easy, almost unlimited credit.
Americans are
stepping up to mainline this new kind of drug known as debt. Instant
money, after all, is something that satisfies their craving for
on-the-spot gratification and pacifies their anxieties about their
status in the social order. Indeed, one can have it all, at the
drop of a (fiat) coin, and without the standard save-and-wait period
which earlier generations experienced.
For instance,
the starter home is no longer a viable concept for many young home
buyers. The 2,000+ square foot newlywed manor – with the obligatory
swanky zip code – is a must-have for many middle-class shoppers.
Even the "previously-owned" home carries with it a ho-hum
connotation. Many young couples, in their thirties, are already
on new construction home number three, or even four. Oddly enough,
home buyers are never quite happy with each successive purchase,
and thus every few years will find them buying bigger and better.
Extravagant
home purchases are oftentimes justified on the grounds that "it’s
a good investment." Not so. Speculators who flip houses while
seeking profit and managing risk are attempting an "investment."
A home for living purposes, however, is never an investment – it’s
a durable consumer good that provides shelter, utility, and a piece
of the "good life" that we seek for ourselves and our
loved ones.
What’s noteworthy
is that household
debt, bank card delinquencies, and bankruptcies have reached
all-time
highs in recent years. Depending upon whose statistics are the
most precise, the rate of household savings, as a percentage of
disposable income, has fallen to almost a half of one percent, down
from as high as 3.4 percent in 2001 and 7.9 percent in the early
1990s. Lower savings are due to a spending frenzy following years
of tumbling interest rates, thanks to the Federal Reserve’s policies.
Borrowing to buy cars, furniture, electronics, clothes, homes, and
even plastic surgery has become the norm.
Retail America
is riding this roller coaster of cheap money, and not surprisingly,
even while retailers endure the higher costs of staying in business
and lower revenues and/or profits, they take to offering every breathing
consumer the opportunity to "have now, pay later," courtesy
of the Fed’s discounted lending rates. Here in 2006 we are awash
with big-ticket retailers offering terms of no payments and no
interest until distant points in the future – sometimes as far
away as 2010. By taking advantage of the centrally-planned, economic
environment thus can retailers take to the illusion of profitability
by making sales and moving inventory, even though the risks involved
in deferring the collection of cash payments can be enormous. The
lending banks, however, enabled by the Fed, absorb the risk of non-payment
of interest. But with government-supplied insurance and/or bailouts
covering their backs, where’s the incentive to maintain sanity-in-lending?
Additionally,
the auto industry in Detroit has been riding the same lively rollercoaster,
and it’s been hard times for all involved as the bottom has started
to fall out on that industry’s illusion of profitability. For example,
when cars are cheaply financed, even the "poorest" among
us can own them without encountering much opposition from the credit
structure. Thus, cheap money means that financing a new automobile
results in payments nearly as low – or lower – than leasing it.
This drives out the lease option, in many cases, because owning
a $30,000 SUV becomes a reality to even the barely-above-minimum-wage
crowd.
Statistics
show that leases accounted for just under 30% of all retail auto
sales in 2001, but as the interest rates steadily dropped for the
ensuing four years, buyers on the margin – who otherwise could not
afford an auto purchase – became empowered by cheaper financing.
Therefore, leasing
rates dropped from "29.2 percent of retail car sales in
January 2001 to 21.7 percent in October 2004." Meanwhile, purchasing
incentives, or rebates, have
risen "from $2,295 per vehicle in January 2001 to $3,521
in April 2003 and $4,249 in November 2004." Moving cars and
counting sales, however, is not necessarily equated with profitability.
On the other
hand, when money becomes less available, and the Fed tightens its
grip on the printing presses and interest rates, the market tends
toward leases as the auto industry seeks to keep line workers working,
and inventory moving, as they offer up one unprofitable lease deal
after another.
For the auto
companies, jumping from the "no profitability" lease stage
to the giveaway purchase incentive phase has not been a profitable
venture. Many significant
auto industry manufacturers have filed for chapter 11 bankruptcies
in the last two years, and countless other manufacturers are pursuing
out-of-court or international restructuring plans. Delphi, formerly
a $30 billion dollar supplier will likely
emerge from bankruptcy two-thirds that size or less. Visteon
has turned to Ford for bailout assistance. Other big-time auto
suppliers running to bankruptcy court are Tower
Automotive, Dana
Corp., Collins
& Aikman, Venture
Industries, and Federal
Mogul. ArvinMeritor has restructured its debt and is
doing exactly what it needs to do to avoid calamity: planning
for plant closings and diversifying its business far beyond Detroit
and all of its problems. Not surprisingly, Ford and General Motors
have balance sheets that look like a sharpshooter’s target at 50
yards.
In addition,
the public is being saturated with countless announcements of accounting
scandals, snafus, or restatements, as public companies scramble
to keep up with quarterly earnings expectations from bearish Wall
Street zealots whose philosophical underpinnings are in sync with
the Fed’s money-pumping, inflationary schemes.
In the housing
sector, one city after another is experiencing bubble mania, until
suddenly, bubble
meets pin. Stephen Roach of Morgan Stanly notes (in a June 2005
article):
Today, nationwide
US house-price inflation is at a 25-year high in real terms. That
doesn’t mean every home in the country has hit bubble-like valuations.
But in the first quarter of 2005, double-digit house-price inflation
was evident in 23 states plus the District of Columbia. In 25
of the top 100 metropolitan areas, the rate of home price appreciation
was at least 20%. Investors not owners are currently accounting
for 11.5% of newly-originated conventional mortgage loans; that’s
up from a 2% low in late 1995. And mortgage financing has shifted
dramatically in recent years into exotic and risky floating rate
obligations such as interest-only and negative-amortization loans;
moreover, as Tom Lawler of Fannie Mae notes, this shift into floating-rate
borrowing cannot be explained by the factors that traditionally
drive such trends the level of mortgage rates and yield curve
spreads. Something else must at work.
… The US
is very much in control of its own destiny insofar as coping with
the excesses in asset markets. In that important respect, America’s
equity and property bubbles have one key ingredient in common:
The principal blame for both bubbles, in my view, lies with the
Federal Reserve.
Once again,
marginal buyers enter into the housing market – lured by easy money,
bountiful lending practices, and the opportunity to purchase overpriced,
fantasy homes on "buy now, pay later" terms. According
to press releases from Merrill Lynch, America’s hottest housing
markets – read: housing bubble areas – are seeing the ARM (adjustable
rate mortgage) account
for over half of all home sales. Most people still don’t think
there is any such thing as a housing bubble, so they continue to
spend and "invest" in housing. An ARM still can’t afford
you a fool’s paradise? Then disregard paying your principle and
go for broke with an interest-only mortgage, once a luxury financing
alternative that private banks offered to wealthy individuals that
has now become a financial hustle marketed for the housing bubble
and the dupes that ply within.
In an article
titled "Our
Credit Crunch," The Motley Fool tendered some hard
facts:
A long time
ago, we were a nation of cash-rich, house-poor people. Then, we
became house rich and cash poor. Today, we're a nation that's
credit dependent and cash broke.
That's right:
Broke. Completely bust. According to a Business Week report,
total household debt including car loans, mortgage, and student
loans topped 100% of disposable annual income last year for
the first time ever. Contrast that to 20 years ago when the nation's
debt stood at just two-thirds of our disposable income.
On average,
we carry eight cards per person and have a balance of $8,400 in
credit card debt. Twenty percent of our cards are maxed out, reports
CardWeb.com, which tracks the lending industry's machinations.
And just 40% of Americans pay off their accounts in full at the
end of the month.
…It's not
just that we're borrowing more money and paying it back more slowly;
it's that we're spending money we used to consider off-limits.
Home equity loans are more popular than ever as people borrow
against their home to feed their spending binge. Today,
average homeowners owe nearly 50% of their home's value.
Twenty years ago that figure stood at 30%. Can't you just picture
the modern-day needlepoint plaque? "Home, Sweet Credit Line."
The "have
pulse, will loan" approach brought forth by the Fed’s loose
monetary policy is akin to a "No Adult Left behind" policy
for the credit-intoxicated masses. With real wages being near stagnant
– after factoring in the government’s inflation figures, which are
likely low – it comes to bear that Americans are losing ground through
inflation, and thus are financing their continued extravagant standard
of living through debt.
The problem
is that as these individuals become more highly leveraged, long-range
planning ceases to progress, and in fact it abruptly retards as
the debtors become more focused on daily survival. They abstain
from long-term strategy in order to sustain current, day-to-day
operations. Hence the government-coerced shift of time preferences
from low to high as we move from an economy of saving and capital
investment to one of spend-and-consume. Consequently, we witness
the decline of savings, wealth, and legitimate entrepreneurial investment
– all of which are necessary for the advancement of a free market
economy.
However, in
order for the State to maintain its kingmaker’s turf, the good times
and noodle salad must go on, and in as veiled a manner as possible.
In a stunning
move by the Federal Reserve, in late 2005 it announced that it was
going to stop publishing the numbers for the M3 money supply – this
means that the public will not know the total amount of money circulating
in the United States at any one time. M3 is the combination of the
four following measurements: M0 (all coins and paper currency),
M1 (M0 + all checking accounts), M2 (M1 + savings accounts, money
market accounts, and CDs < $100k), and M3 (M2 + all other CDs,
deposits of euro dollars, and repurchase agreements > $100k).
A Federal Reserve spokesperson, when asked about the discontinued
published figures, replied:
The decision
to discontinue publication of the M3 monetary aggregate was based,
in part, on a determination that the M3 does not appear to convey
any additional information about economic activity that is not
already embodied in the M2 aggregate. In addition, the role of
M3 in the policy process has diminished greatly over time. Consequently,
the costs of collecting the data and publishing M3 now seem to
outweigh the benefits.
M3, in fact,
has risen much faster than M2 over the last year. Since M3 is no
longer public information, it is evident that the Fed can hide its
numerous market manipulation activities under the guise of a "cost-benefit"
approach. However, since government entities cannot calculate a
profit, such an approach is irrational – if not impossible. Instead,
what the Fed achieves is a lack of transparency in regards to creeping
inflation and a looming market crash. Let the legal counterfeiting
begin.
One congressman,
Ron Paul of Texas (who else?), has
introduced legislation to counter the Fed’s move and require
the reporting of M3 statistics. It’s unlikely, however, that this
peoples’ hero can run over an entire division with a standing Army
of only one.
Eventually,
unstable conditions within the economic environment – such as we
are beginning to experience with inflation, the stock market, housing
bubble, and Federal Reserve coming unhinged – render the good times
unsustainable, and thus the consumer shopping and debt frenzy tanks
and takes with it the wealth of individuals.
Bubbles, you
see, occur by government design, and they have the effect of pacifying
the masses into docile state as they get to experience a pseudo-luxury
lifestyle that is not a genuine step ahead in the fiscal pecking
order, but rather, is wholly of the "live now, pay later"
variety. The government is good at creating the illusion of wealth
and profitability through centrally-planned policies that corrupt
the monetary system and skew the markets. The result is a euphoria
among the masses that leads to the binge buying of consumer goods,
leaving the populace with a delusion of "sound economic times"
and enhanced personal wealth.
On the contrary,
the government’s bubbles – of both the asset and credit variety
– have left America well-supplied with members of the "Two-Thousandaires
Club": those with oversized, luxury homes; the BMW and
the Hummer; vacations to exclusive resorts overseas; gas,
groceries, Starbucks, and dance lessons purchased on plastic;
and $2,000 in the bank. So, like powder up the nose, fiat dough
up the wazoo becomes the stimulation that provides the entertainment
– or rather, the bread and circuses – that keeps Americans fat and
happy, and far from a state of unrest. With the masses driving cars
they otherwise couldn’t afford, living in dwellings far beyond their
means, and furnishing their house and lifestyle through plastic
and unsustainable debt-to-income ratios, the ticking time bomb is
getting louder and louder.
William Bonner
and Addison Wiggin, in Financial
Reckoning Day, wrap up their exceptional 2003 book with
these words of wisdom:
The trends
that could not last forever seem to be coming to an end. Consumers
cannot continue to go deeper into debt. Consumption cannot continue
to take up more and more of the GDP. Capital investment and profits
cannot go down much farther. Foreigners will not continue to finance
Americans’ excess consumption until the Second Coming – at least
not at the current dollar price. And fiat paper money will not
continue to outperform the real thing – gold – forever.
America will
have to find a new model, for it can no longer hope to spend and
borrow its way to prosperity. This is not a cyclical change, but
a structural one that will take a long time. Structural reforms
– that is, changing the way that an economy functions – do not
happen overnight. The machinery of collectivized capitalism resists
any change of sort. The Fed tries to buoy the old modal with cheaper
and cheaper money. Government comes forward with multibillion-dollar
spending programs to try to stimulate real demand. And the poor
lumpeninvestoriat – bless their greedy little hearts – will never
give up the dream of American consumer capitalism; it will have
to be crushed out of them.
In 1854 Henry
David Thoreau said, "It is said that the British Empire
is very large and respectable, and that the United States are a
first-rate power. We do not believe that a tide rises and falls
behind every man which can float the British Empire like a chip,
if he should ever harbor it in his mind."
Unfortunately,
it’s likely that Americans overall are too fat and happy with their
daily dose of the State’s noodle salad to ever stop, think, and
challenge the status quo, let alone take on a role of insurgency
against the entrenched establishment when they can instead delight
in Fed-induced, ostensible luxury.
Subsequently,
let the games begin.
April
24, 2006
Karen
De Coster, CPA, [send
her mail] is a part-time freelance writer; graduate
student in Economics and Finance; and a full-time, accounting and
finance professional. She is fond of motorcycles, guns, Delirium
Tremens, lake perch, Stillwater (Minnesota), deadlifting,
old barns, road trips through the Ohio Valley, magazine racks, general
stores, cigars, iTunes, martini bars, and articles defending Martha
Stewart. She enjoys pissing off the extroverts by listening to her
iPod in public. This is her
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