A
General Theory of Stupidity
by
Bill Bonner
by Bill Bonner
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"Two
things are infinite: The universe and human stupidity; and I’m
not sure about the universe."
~
Albert Einstein
The big news
this week...at least before the premature exit of Anna Nicole Smith...was
the new U.S. budget proposal. The Bush Administration revealed itself
– once again – to be the most spend-thrift regime of all time. No
publicly elected government has ever spent so much of its citizens’
money, or so much money that its citizens didn’t have. Nor did any
government ever redistribute so much wealth – from the taxpayers
to the defense contractors...from the middle classes to the financial
classes...and (most importantly) from future generations to the
folks living right here and right now.
The whole spectacle
is breathtaking...and like all public spectacles...absurd.
Nearly half
a trillion dollars in debt will be added over the next two years,
according to the Bush plan. But then, in the year 2012, the feds
promised to deliver a modest surplus – of just over $60 billion.
Of course, that will only happen if nothing goes wrong in Iraq or
Afghanistan (how could it?) and you are willing to employ accountants
who are inveterate liars.
Even in the
best case, there is no plausible way in which Americans can repay
their debts – public or private. The public debt alone equals more
than $100,000 for every family of four. The interest would be about
$5,000. How many families could add that to their budgets? What
sort of a politician would ask them to? Currently, the feds can’t
even keep up with the interest payments. So, the debt feeds on itself...and
the whole shebang just keeps getting bigger and bigger. More money.
More credit. More debt.
We thought
about it all last night...this time pausing neither for prayer nor
alcohol. What we were looking for was an answer to two related questions:
How big can this credit bubble get? And, more profoundly, how stupid
can people be? The questions keep coming up, intertwined like a
pole dancer and a bare leg – when we watch TV or hear the news,
when we listen to financial reports, when we read about the new
U.S. budget. The views...the prices...the numbers – they are enough
to make an imbecile take to thought...and a sober man to drink.
And yet, the
people we meet all seem responsible...even intelligent. They drive
cars...they have jobs...they manage their own checkbooks. How is
it possible that they can read about the U.S. budget without shock
and alarm...hold their life savings in dollar-based assets...or
lend more money to the world’s biggest debtor for less than 5% yield?
Suddenly this
morning, we found an answer...or at least a theory. And what a marvelous
theory it is! You, dear reader, are the first to have it.
Every great
thinker stands on the shoulders of the giants who have preceded
him. We don’t claim to stand on Darwin’s shoulders, or on Newton’s,
but at least we think we have stepped on their toes.
Newton’s "Inverse
Square Law" holds that gravity – and many other things – decreases
by the square of the distance from the source. In a flash, we realized
that this applied to useful investment intelligence too. The further
you get from the facts, the less you know what is really going on.
We described
this phenomenon earlier in the week:
If a person
issues too many I.O.U.s, lenders catch on quickly and cut him off.
When a bank issues too many notes, word gets around. Depositors
get jumpy. Then, they take out their money...and the bank fails.
This used to happen all the time, before central banks cornered
the banking business.
Likewise, when
a country spends more than it can afford, people holding the nation’s
currency begin to have bad nights. Then, they sell the currency
for other devices, or for gold. Interest rates rise...the currency
falls. Gracefully or calamitously, the problem corrects itself.
But now we
live in a world of globalized, faith-based, denatured currencies.
The United States emits dollars, which are a form of I.O.U. No one
knows exactly what a dollar is worth...but that doesn’t stop other
central banks from trying to keep up with it. They issue more currency
too. And then, the financial whizzes in London and New York issue
their own credits – I.O.U.s on the I.O.U.s – which are backed by
debt, backed by debt, backed by more debt. And now, the poor investor
– professional or amateur – is light-years from the facts; he doesn’t
know what to make of it. Can the United States go broke, he wonders?
If it could, how come it hasn’t already? None of us has any idea.
We don’t know how many dollars walk the earth...when they will depart
it...or how much each one should be worth.
Entire fortunes
are put at risk. Billion-dollar bets are placed. Trillions of dollars
float on a sea of liquidity. And nobody really knows what anything
is worth...or when it might stop being worth anything at all.
How could
this be?
Here, we turn
to Darwin and the dinner table for a lift.
"It just
makes sense that some groups of people would be smarter than others,"
our wife argued. "Different environments challenge people in
different ways. Harsh environments may require greater intelligence
to survive. Over time, the dumber members of the group are weeded
out. The result should be a higher intelligence for the whole group."
We have not
noticed that people from places where the climate is especially
miserable are especially bright. Neither Eskimos, Indians from Tierra
del Fuego, nor Scottish highlanders regularly win chess championships
or Nobel prizes. But the idea was intriguing. Greater intelligence
would seem to be a benefit. So, you’d think that all animals, everywhere,
would have gotten smarter over time. But where is the pig with an
I.Q. over 140? Where is the parrot that can decline a Latin verb?
Or the whale that can write sonnets?
They don’t
exist. Perhaps they lack the gray matter. But killer whales have
brains seven times human size. Sperm whales, though not the largest
animals, have the world’s largest brains. Obviously, we have to
conclude that bigger brains alone do not account for higher intelligence.
They have the intelligence they need for the circumstances in which
they evolved...any more would be not only wasted, it would be counter-productive,
leading the poor pig to wallow in existential angst when he should
be enjoying the mud.
Likewise, we
can guess that human intelligence, too, is well sized for the life
humans lived when mankind did most of its evolving – that is, hundreds
of thousands of years ago. Then, people lived in small groups in
the forest, scratching larvae out of dead tree trunks, rather than
living in air-conditioned buildings in Manhattan and earning a living
by selling swaps to hedge funds. That is, we are perfectly evolved
for a different style of life...before the invention of celebrity
TV or central banking.
In those days
before time, things made sense in a different way. A man could see
his enemies, and he knew what would happen if he didn’t fight them.
He would stand with his comrades...and fight to the death if necessary...to
defend his tribe, his family, and his little clan. Now, when he
is sent to bring democracy to the heathen, he takes up the challenge
with hardly a complaint. But he still fights as if his little band
were under attack from wolves or sub-humans. He fights to protect
his comrades...and his buddies...not "democracy" or the
"divine right of kings." Every study of soldiers tells
us so, and he still comes home a hero, even if he had only been
keeping the cola machines full at the base camp or dropping bombs
on people with no anti-air defenses.
Humans evolved
in small groups, where they could know the particulars of things.
They understood the threats they faced...and knew what was valuable.
But when the scale and sophistication of human civilization increased,
man found himself in a situation for which his brain was not prepared.
He no longer had the precise, specific, direct information he needed.
Instead, he needed to rely on a new kind of knowledge made up of
abstractions, generalities and slogans. This new knowledge, which
Nietzsche called "Wissen" to distinguish it from the more
ancient form of experience-based knowledge called "Erfahrung,"
trips him up, because it is too far removed from the facts. The
Inverse Square law and Darwin’s law both work against him.
Our
hairy ancestors didn’t have to figure out the questions that bedevil
us now: How much is a dollar worth? Or how much credit can the world
stomach before it gets sick? Or will a troop "surge" in
on the other side of the globe do any good? So, even today, our
brains are just not suited to it. They’re not big enough.
Today, the
average man can barely tell the difference between a fact and a
campaign slogan. And so the new ersatz knowledge leads him into
error. Modern politics turns the voter into an enabling dupe...makes
the amateur investor a chump for Wall Street...and sends the poor,
hapless foot-soldier off on a fool’s errand where he can only get
himself killed.
Civilization,
central banking and politics make monkeys of us all; we’re not equipped
to deal with them. Like a hairdresser who shows up to work with
a wrench in his hand and liquor on his breath, we are bound to make
a mess of things.
February
12, 2007
Bill
Bonner [send
him mail] is the author, with Addison Wiggin, of Financial
Reckoning Day: Surviving the Soft Depression of The 21st
Century and
Empire of Debt: The Rise Of An Epic Financial Crisis.
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© 2007 Bill Bonner
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