Are You a Threat to Liberty?
by
Burton S. Blumert
by Burton S. Blumert
DIGG THIS
I
remember reading somewhere that the average American male thinks
about sex every 30 seconds.
During
my first months in the US Air Force, back in Korean War days, the
Jewish chaplain addressed our small group and advised that it wasn’t
going to be easy. We would be reminded of our "Jewishness"
almost every waking hour. He was right. It was occasionally negative,
but mostly good-natured bantering, and every airman, regardless
of background, got his share.
There
were times when the mental sexual imagery whirred along like a continuous
motion picture rather than a clip every 30 seconds, and "Jewishness"
ebbed and flowed with time and location. Most often, it was the
folks encountered that brought it to the fore.
Weiss,
Sobran, and Me
Frankly,
I hadn’t been thinking about sex or Jewishness for quite a while
until I read Philip Weiss’s "Jews in Bush’s Cabinet? Don’t
Hold Your Breath" (New York Observer, December 22, 2001)
and Joseph Sobran’s "An Anniversary" (Sobran’s,
December 2001).
Mr.
Weiss, the consummate New Yorker, has written frequently on the
subject of Jews and their place in American society. In earlier
pieces, he appropriately concluded that anti-Semitism in America
is a ghost. But in this present article, he removes all inhibitions
and proudly acknowledges that Jews have changed America.
In
earlier times Weiss would have been dismayed at George W.'s failure
to appoint any Jews to his cabinet. Not now. Weiss is so confident
of Jewish potency, he says, "Remaking the American power structure
without Jews is like remaking sports without blacks."
Weiss
details with pride Jewish influence in the civil rights movement,
feminism, the media, popular culture, and law and finance. He tops
off his sermonet by arguing that "the greatly diminished influence
of the church on public mores wouldn't have happened without secularized
Jews gaining cultural power."
Whew!
This
is not a social agenda shared by most Americans, or by all Jews
for that matter. Where are the dissenters?
Well,
Weiss accomplished one thing; he got me focusing on my Jewishness
full-time. What the heck. Since I am now part of America’s power
structure, I decided to enjoy it and bully my way around.
Unfortunately,
when I started swaggering at my home or office as a sort of Jewish
superman, nobody was impressed. In fact, everybody listened less
than usual, and I had to commiserate with poor Rodney Dangerfield,
who laments that "he don’t get no respect."
Joe
Sobran is a dear friend and unique talent. LRC readers recognize
him as one of America's most brilliant essayists. In his "An Anniversary"
piece, Joe wrestles with the issue that has bedeviled him. He states
his respect for the ability and culture of Jews, but is convinced
that they represent goals profoundly different from those of most
Americans, since this is "still more or less a Christian country."
All
Joe asks is that any exchange on the subject be open. He insists,
"I reserve the right to talk about [the differences between
Jews and Christians] and take it into my calculations without being
called a bigot."
Joe
can count on me to go to the barricades with him on this point,
but he, like Weiss, has me focusing once again on my Jewishness.
The
Lone Eagle
The
anniversary of Joe’s title involves Charles A. Lindbergh. His extremely
dangerous solo flight across the Atlantic earned him the mantle
of America’s greatest hero. He was an icon, the leading anti-interventionist
of his time, and the star spokesman for the America First Committee,
the two million-member organization committed to keeping us out
of WWII.
Interestingly,
September 11th, 2001, marked the 60th anniversary of Lindbergh’s
famous speech in Des Moines, Iowa. He implored Americans not to
succumb to the influence of "the British, the Jewish, or the
Roosevelt administration," who were promoting our entry into
WWII.
Lindbergh
was vilified by the media and FDR for these remarks, and labeled
an anti-Semite. The mythology of his anti-Semitism continues to
reach beyond the grave. The smear against Lindbergh is an outrage:
any objective evaluation of the man, his beliefs, and accomplishments
shatters the lie. And as Joe notes, no one ever claims that these
three groups were not pushing for war.
Joe,
as usual, makes a rousing case, but in my view he becomes a bit
one-dimensional in evaluating American Jews in today’s society.
Like
Lindbergh, Joe Sobran has been constantly maligned and I recognize
his frustration when he observes:
"Even
Jews who neither believe nor practice their ancestral religion have
been formed by it and are conscious of belonging to an ancient nation,
compared with which the United States of America is a very recent
(and probably temporary) upstart."
Joe,
that’s an overstatement and I think you are wrong. I detect a hint
of something akin to Original Sin. Yes, there are plenty of Jewish
bad guys who by their actions or worldview threaten our American
heritage and way of life. And they are powerful.
But,
there are also Jews, religious or not, who are passionate about
what America stands for, Jews who weep at the erosion of American
values and struggle to stem that erosion.
I'm
sort of tired being judged by some folks on only one aspect of what
I am. "Blumert's a Jew." Sorry, that single word standing alone
is not a true indicator as to whether or not I am a threat to your
liberty.
We
need more data. Have no fear. I have devised a foolproof test.
The
Test
What
follows is a broad formula designed to reveal an individual’s "Potential
for Evil" (PFE), and I offer it to society at no cost. Here’s
my methodology: I use five basic components to measure an individual’s
PFE.
- Occupation.
In almost every instance, what a person does for a living is the
dominant factor in determining his PFE.
- National
origin. As always in history, this is vital in determining PFE.
- Religion.
It’s an even more passionate measure of PFE.
- Affiliations.
Those interests that a person has aside from his occupation and
religion also reveals his PFE.
- Geographic
section of the US a person comes from.
Below
I have assigned scientific value numbers reflecting the Potential
for Evil. They range from 0 to 10. 0 is terrific, and 10 is bad
news. Remember, the higher the number the greater the danger.
- Occupation
-
Politician
10
Media 10
Lawyer 09
Accountant 07
Lobbyist 07
Government Employee 06
Military (Officer) 06
Entertainment 06
Veteran 06
Retail 05
Finance 05
Non-Profit 05
Corporate 05
Academic 05
Sales 04
Physician 04
Dentist 04
Engineer 03
Travel 03
Blue Collar 03
Artist 03
Military (Enlisted) 02
Farmer 02
High Tech 02
Pilot 02
- Religion
-
Jewish
10
Muslim 10
Mormon 06
Catholic 04
Hindu 04
Sects/Cults 04
Protestant 02
Davidian 01
- Geographic
-
Mid-Atlantic
07
New England 06
Far West 04
Midwest Flyover 03
Dixie 02
- National
Origin
-
Africa
08
Mid-East 06
West Asia 06
American Indian 06
UK 06
Canada 06
East Asia 05
Latin 04
Eastern Europe/Russia 03
Southern Europe 03
Western Europe 02
- Affiliations
-
Political
Activist 10
Pro-War Organization Activist 10
Legal Activist (ACLU) 09
Environmentalist 08
Free Market/Freedom Organization Activist 02
Local Volunteer 02
Here
are two hypothetical examples:
A
Jewish (10) lawyer (8) whose ancestors came from Russia (3) and
is a Sierra Club activist (8) reared in Boston (6). Score: 36. Watch
out! This guy could be radioactive.
A
Lutheran (02) with German roots (02), a software programmer (02)
who contributes to the Mises Institute (02) reared in Mobile, Alabama
(02). Score: 10. The sort of fellow who should be guiding a troop
of Boy Scouts.
Our
own Lew Rockwell is Catholic (04), with ancestors from the UK (06),
reared in New England (06), employed by a non-profit (05), and affiliated
with the Mises Institute and the Center for Libertarian Studies
(02). Score: 25
Even
worse, I am Jewish (10), my ancestors come from Eastern Europe (03),
I am in finance (05), my affiliations are the Mises Institute and
CLS (02), but I was forged in New York City (07). Score: 27.
Clearly
an appeal mechanism is necessary. If you like Lew and me
believe your PFE is too high, that you have overcome your
background, and that you are not a threat to liberty, request a
waiver. You’ll have to answer a few telling questions, however.
For
example:
Who
is H.L. Mencken?
What
constitutes a just war?
Are
you a regular visitor to LRC?
Well,
add up your own score and see how you rate
Scores
25 or more:
You may be the stuff tyrants are made of.
2024:
Dont expect people to feel comfortable turning their backs
to you.
1519:
People can be comfortable lending you their new car.
14 or less:
You are a potential mate for the cherished child of an LRC reader.
December
29, 2001
Burt
Blumert [send him mail],
dealer
in gold
since 1959, is publisher of LewRockwell.com.
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