Writes Herman Mayfarth: thank

A.k.a., “maskies” vs. free human beings.

These people are about to get caught up in their own illogic (surprise, surprise, surprise).

Case in point:

I visited my bank yesterday to make a deposit to my business checking account. They have a sign posted on the door saying no one may be admitted without a face mask.

I wore one of these, in black.

Also a long sleeved black t-shirt, and black neoprene gloves.

The armed guard at the door did not have problem with that, but the bank manager followed me out of the bank to complain that I had “scared” her and her co-workers.

Um, yeah.

1. Command your customers to dress like bank robbers.

2. Complain of being afraid when they follow your instructions.