With apologies to Jeff Foxworthy: You’ve given up on putting banners on highway overpasses. Not because you don’t enjoy it, but because the overpass isn’t big enough for the banner anymore. Your Lawn Gnomes are painted over with Revolution T-shirts. You schedule your third anniversary dinner between a Meetup group planning meeting and dropping slimjims on windshields at the local high school football game. Your eight-year-old’s allowance comes with a lecture on Austrian Economics. You wear a bracelet that says “WWRPD.” And many more.