Frequent Business Traveler Magazine is “asking … flyers to rate their experiences with Transportation Security Administration security checkpoints at our nation’s airports.” Yep, they’re serious. So if you’re a frustrated, humiliated, defrauded road warrior, enjoy a tiny bit of revenge on the TSA’s thugs by participating in this poll.

Another opportunity for those of you who only occasionally risk life, limb and liberty with the TSA’s gate-rape comes via “social media.” You can “Yelp” about the Thieves and Sexual Assailant’s abuses.

And for those of us who never darken an airport’s door … well, we can simply sit back and savor our fellow serfs’ fury against this bureaucracy (such as these delicious morsels from Yelpers: “I thought Yelp was about choices – TSA is, if you didn’t know this, mandatory on pain of being taken to Guantanamo …. This is PR for the corrupt and idiotic TSA …. Pointless, ineffective, a national punchline that feels up our collective junk. Every american should make it their duty to publicly shame every TSA official they ever come across. These people suck, don’t pander to them – they are wasting our money, time, and goodwill.” … “Ever since the introduction of the pervert scanner I – slim, blonde, in my twenties – had to go through it. The dirty smirks and winks by TSA agents were extra I assume. I had TSA agents mad at me because I requested to be pervie-groped … by a woman rather than a man. Allegedly no female employees were available. Aha. … TSA agents were frequently rude, obviously got some sort of strange [sexual?] arousal from being unnecessarily gruff, threatening/intimidating and demonstrating their ‘power’.” … “Really nasty.  Four agents hanging around in the restroom chit chatting and texting.  I left and unexpectedly returned 25 minutes later to look for something I thought I left by mistake.  All four still there chatting and texting.  Terrible.” Yeah, buddy, but at least they’re with fitting company in the toilet. Besides, better there than out molesting or stealing from us…).

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