Yay! We’ll Fall Short of The Usurper’s Goal!

I am never happier I neither watch nor own a TV than when I read such drivel as comprises this article that David Mueller forwarded:

The Biden administration planned to concede Tuesday that it will likely fall short of President Joe Biden’s goal of partially vaccinating 70 percent of American adults by Independence Day, but insist it has “succeeded beyond our highest expectations” in returning the nation to a pre-pandemic normal.

Yo, Usurper and all those peddling his propaganda: “President Joe Biden” did not “return” any of us to a “pre-plandemic normal.” Many of us never left it, so far as it was within our power. And those who did—yeah, I’m looking at entire populations in the People’s Democratic Socialist Republics of Michigan, Californiastan, Illinois, New York and Joisey—escaped thanks to their own initiative.

Isn’t it infuriating that the political class shrugs off all responsibility for locking us down, ruining the economy, and murdering residents of nursing homes? No, “the pandemic” committed all those crimes. But serfs rebelling against idiotic dictatorship—then we’re to credit politicians with “returning us to normal.”

“We always intended July Fourth as a moment to take stock and celebrate the progress we’ve made. But by no means was it an end point,” a senior administration official said. “What really matters is what the country feels like and what Americans are safely able to do. …”

Isn’t that typical of Marxists? Reality doesn’t matter: how we “feel” is far more essential. And when they couldn’t meet their goals, they moved the goalposts. 

Oh, wait: 

The official … denied that the administration was moving the goal posts…

My bad. Naturally, when habitual liars say they aren’t doing precisely what they’re doing, we believe them rather than our own eyes and ears. 

In a prime-time address in March, [Biden] set a more modest goal — that if Americans continued to follow safety protocols and ultimately got vaccinated, it was likely they could host modest gatherings by the holiday. “That doesn’t mean large events with lots of people together, but it does mean small groups will be able to get together,” he said.

Newsflash, you senile old coot: the Deep State will suffer pangs of conscience before I ask you to approve the number of guests at my “gathering.”

“We have built an unparalleled, first-of-its-kind, nationwide vaccination program. And as a result, we have successfully executed the most complex, logistical task in history — administering 300 million shots in 150 days,” [Jeffrey] Zients[, the head of the White House Covid-19 response team,] is to say [in a forthcoming announcement].

Anyone with even a basic knowledge of America’s past—let alone the world’s—smirks at such mind-boggling ignorance and hubris. What about Benedict Arnold’s march to Quebec? What about Washington’s evacuation of the Continental Army in August of 1776? What about D-Day? What about the building of the Pyramids? What about Hannibal’s trek across the Alps? What about— Oh, never mind. There may be a greater waste of time than quibbling with outright morons, but I’m danged if I know what it is.

…the administration has begun to increasingly warn of the risk of contracting the more contagious and potentially deadlier delta variant in pushing Americans to get their shot.

“The new variant will leave unvaccinated people even more vulnerable than they are a month ago,” Biden warned Friday as he touted 300 million vaccination doses administered since he took office. “But the good news is, we have the solution. The science and the data are clear: The best way to protect yourself against these variants are to get fully vaccinated.”

No, the best way to protect ourselves is to turn off the Idiot Box. Short of converging on Washington with pitchforks, of course.

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12:58 pm on June 22, 2021