Then, notes Gawker, you may want to move to Tennessee, where state reps want to make it a felony to follow Sharia law. That legal system calls for, among other practices: giving money to the poor, not gambling, not eating pork or shellfish, staying sober, not charging interest on loans, and dressing modestly. I might add, on the next to the last point, that Islamic bankers seem far less dangerous to me than the fractional-reserve wild men of the West.