Why the Imbecilic Bush Will Never Have an Exit Strategy

Anyone who has watched TV news in the past day has probably seen Bush in China, trying unsuccessfully to open two big doors to exit a room where he just gave a press conference. He tugged on both doors, which were locked, then turned around and stood at attention, like one of those toy soldier Christmas ornaments, announcing that he was “trying to exit the room.” He then wandered over to the spot where he had entered the room just a few minutes earlier and successfully exited. Which brings up the question: Why on earth would anyone expect our mumbling, … Continue reading Why the Imbecilic Bush Will Never Have an Exit Strategy