Why Not Just Have a Battle Royal?

A battle royal in pro wrestling is when a number of wrestlers are fighting in the ring at the same time. Men are eliminated by being thrown over the top rope and having both feet touch the floor. The last man standing wins. Here is an idea: Instead of people wasting billions of dollars on the Republican candidates, why not just let all of the candidates get in the ring and fight instead of debating and campaigning. They could have a series of battle royals to determine who will be the Republican nominee. Really, would it make any difference if the nominee was chosen this way instead of in primary elections in each state?

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7:54 pm on August 23, 2015

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