Bill Martin forwarded this tit-for-tat strategy to me. I particularly applaud the conclusion: VACCINATION CARD Hello. -Hi, table for two, please. -Sure, and your name. -Chris. -Great. And do you and your guest have your vaccination cards? -Hmmm well first..Can you tell us who our server will be? -Um, looks like Brad will be your server tonight. -Great. Can you show us Brad’s vaccination card? -Um… -And also, can you provide me with proof that Brad is not a carrier of HIV, Hepatitis A or B, or any other communicable diseases?  Same for you and the kitchen staff.  -Um… -Also, … Continue reading Who Needs ‘Em?