From my good buddy Jack “Crisis” Criss: In-Souls: “Inspirational Scripture Shoe Inserts — Designed to aid in the daily prayer, meditation and growth of a strong spiritual relationship with Christ.” As their slogan goes, “Stand on the Word of God.” Jack wrote, “I thought this was a joke at first. Then the puns started coming: Faith on your feet; For fundies with the fungi; etc. MAKE IT STOP. PS. Isn’t this some sort of blasphemy??” My only thought is that this is bound to be Protestants. But you never know.