What To Do at the Airport

Writes Geoff McIntosh: “I flew from Dallas TX to Orange County CA last week and then back on Monday. Both times I was wearing my Vibram Fivefingers and both times I was able to leave them on rather than being forced to remove them. I didn’t bother to ask permission, I just tried it and was happy to see it worked. Also, while getting the pat down for refusing to enter the porno-scanner, I’ve found that telling the molester ‘You have really good hands, you should be a masseuse’ makes them VERY uncomfortable. Next time I’ll have to follow that … Continue reading What To Do at the Airport