Headline news right now is that Russian chess champion Garry Kasparov is telling Trump to “stand up” to Putin. Hey Garry, this isn’t chess. A checkmate with thermonuclear weapons doesn’t end in drinks and finger sandwiches all around for everyone, okay? Pipe down and go back to what you know. That being, chess. Or go smoke a couple bowls and calm down. The news is really stretching it when we think chess experts are suddenly worthy advisors to United States presidents. What next? Perhaps the pinochle champion of Luxembourg will be by to tell us that Russia is going to hack the … Continue reading “Walking Jack” Perry: Chess Champion Cheese